1) I am in the middle of a 2 hour teleconference/training session and it's all work-at-home people. There's 2 or 3 people who WILL NOT mute themselves, so you hear all their snorting and snuffling. Gross.
2) DH wants to go to the Veterans Day parade tomorrow downtown, but the kiddo's basketball practice may be moved up an hour and a half (from 2p to 12:30p), so it falls during DefConn's nap time. I mentioned to DH that DefConn needs to nap and the timing not be the best for him to go to the parade. He got pissy. He's about to take DefConn with him to the parade so he can deal with his cranky ass.