Will hemorrhoids ruin my wedding night

~~Busy.~~ · February 2010

I have terrible hemorrhoids and I'm worried that it will make sex painful. Will his *ahem* man berries bounce off them? We were waiting for marriage. Although we are not virgins we both have not had relations in two years.

The doctors said they can surgically remove them but I want to wait until after the honeymoon to get this done.

Any advice? Has anyone else dealt with this?

**Stinky!** · February 2010

That's a tough one. But maybe his man berries would enjoy the company? GOOD LUCK AND KEEP US POSTED!!

~~Busy.~~ · February 2010

THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I LOOK LIKE I HAVE MULTIPLE TESTICLES, LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF WIERD EXTRA ON THAT AVATAR MOVIE. I AM NOT A HERMAPHADITE!

**O-Face** · February 2010

I AM NOT A HERMAPHADITE!

Prove it.

**Stinky!** · February 2010

Are you sure those are hemmorhoids?

arbolita · February 2010

What is the healing process like? If I were you, I'd set up a honeymoon registry for your guests to donate, but then take the money and use it instead on your operation so you are ready to go on the honeymoon.

~~Busy.~~ · February 2010

O-face, you want to wear my ass like a hat don't you? complete with the flaps with the little balls on the end? Well, unless you can give me a 2ct solitare diamond ring, a 2,000sq foot house and a membership at a country club of my chosing it's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! MY LADY BITS ARE FOR MY FI ONLY.