Dear FMIL,
No, we haven't registered for gifts yet 10 months before our wedding. I'm sorry your friends are asking. No, I don't want to use the florist you used for your wedding. Sorry, we are using the officiant we liked before you gave us your suggestion. I'm sorry you don't like it. No I haven't sent out save the dates yet. Yes, I'm going to send them out all at once. Why? Because that's the way I want to do it. No, it is not ok that your son wants to register for a giant flat screen tv. Please stop telling him this is perfectly acceptable.
Love,
Your FDIL
So that covers ONE brunch conversation...good god is it July yet?!?!?!
Oh yeah P.S....can you find the woman who existed before your son and I got engaged, and bring her back please? Cause I loved her. But this new person is starting to get on my nerves...