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  • musicalsunlightmusicalsunlight member
    5000 Comments Third Anniversary 5 Love Its Combo Breaker
    edited December 2011
    Dear mysterious illness in my puppy, What the heck?! Why did you choose to rear your ugly head right before Christmas and give my poor puppy uncontrollable bowel movements?? It's really not fun to clean up and I also don't have much money for a vet visit right now but because of you, we are off to see the doc soon. I hope the vet gives us something to make you go away asap! My little girl is miserable! Sincerely, Annoyed pet owner
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  • drdifabiodrdifabio member
    Seventh Anniversary 2500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear body,

    I know I threw a curve ball at you by switching up the BC but you are really frustrating me. One minute I feel normal, the next I am an emotional wrack. Thanks for that. Joe is loving it too.

    Sincerely,
    Happy no wait pissed no wait upset...this goes on for a while...girl
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  • I Want CakeI Want Cake
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Reception Site Coordinator,

    Please please please please please hold our appointment for tonight.  We've already rescheduled 3 times, and I'm getting awfully sick of this.  There's no snow storm happening and you were just sick last week, so you should be healthy by now.  I know you're busy, but nobody should have to schedule an appointment that YOU REQUESTED 4 times.  You're lucky you've got the perfect venue for us and you've already cashed our deposit, otherwise I may go looking elsewhere.

    Dear Bank Account,

    Bulk up already!  I hope I can feed you some checks this weekend!

    Dear Parents,

    THANK YOU for making our holidays so much easier this year, and without me even having to ask!  FI and I can finally spend a Xmas Eve night in our own bed for the first time in 5 years, and we don't have to drop Wesley off with FMIL.  I've still got 5-6 Xmases this year, but at least it's over 3 days instead of a day and a half, and FI and I can drive together to each place.  This is how it should be!

    Also, thanks for making us dinner before we have to go to see relatives.  All their food sucks, and this way we don't have to stop at McD's on the way.  You're the only ones who know how to cook anything right.

    Dear Wesley,

    I love you. You're my good pup.  I can't wait to hang out with you on Friday and give you lots of snuggles and belly rubs.  You're the best dog ever!
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