For whatever reason, the thought of sex was not repulsive to me last night, so I figured I'd take advantage of that and put out for the poor guy.
I said, "Don't expect this every time I go to this group."
He said, "I figured it was the ladyparts doc that put you in the mood."
"Yeah, because pelvic exams are HOT."
"Eh. I figured they told you that you should use it more."
I guess I can be on the hook for the sex once a year.