She's actually not doing anything objectionable (at the moment), but I need to return a job related call and there she is, three feet away. I am antsy to talk to them, and keep silently willing her "Go hang out with the admin for 45 minutes--it's not like it would be the first time."
I related news, I was listening to my voice mail and the message I need to return startled me enough to make me spill coffee on my ivory silk sweater. Tide Pens are great, but they're not miracle workers. I now look borderline-presentable, if I don't stand too close to anyone and stay out of brightly lit rooms.
I need someone to call her and tell her that our local Abercrombie is giving away free t-shirts to the first 50 people in the store. That will get her out of my hair for long enough to call them back. Any volunteers?
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