*walks up to podium, winks at Tyswife2be and clears throat*
Please don't kick my butt this semester.
I know it's not usually something you are used to doing, but please try to keep the dishes in the sink count down before I come home, it makes me claustrophobic when I see dishes piled up to the ceiling.
I don't want to gain 30 lbs this time okay?
Please, just stop it.
* exits stage*