Dear whoever thought it was a good idea to change everything about Excel for the new Windows, or F*ckface, for short:
I would love to meet you in person so that I can hear the logic that went into changing the format of a program everyone had gotten used to and been using for about twenty years without actually adding any valuable new features. I'd especially like to know what made it seem like a good idea to make the new format less counterintuitive than ever, and harder (if not impossible) to custom format charts and graphs. Do you suppose that the computer is smarter than its users, and knows what its users want without being told? Do you suppose that more than that, the computer knows what its users want and need even if the users disagree with the computers' assessment? More importantly, if you were to take a Turing test, would you pass?
Hoping you contract necrotizing fasciitis,
Kuus (and everyone else who is trying to use the new version of Excel)