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Once and For All, Please?!

There are a few things I see over and over (and over!) on these boards as "rants" and questions and I am startled by the frequency that you see this stuff. I swear, some of it needs to be posted on a FAQs for The Knot, so maybe people will just stop it already:

1. No, you cannot "un-ask" any member of your wedding party, unless they have come after you with a weapon and legal charges are pending. If you do it, the friendship is over. If you don't care-go for it but know you are being rude and you are unlikely to get validation on The Knot.

2. No, you cannot have an "Adult" reception that includes some kids but excludes others based on arbitrary standards you have set without pissing lots of guests off. If you don't care, go ahead but please stop babbling about it on these boards.

3. No, members of your bridal party are not your bitches for a year. They do not have to "participate" in every and anything to do with your wedding. They promise themselves for your wedding day and if they give you that, be happy.

4. Can we drop the cash bar issue please? Most people on the Knot are going to say only host what you can pay for. If you are going to have a cash bar, please don't come to the Knot looking for validation for that. Weddings are expensive and this is becoming a sore point for some, but really just stop trying to argue for cash bars here.

5. There is no polite way to tell people you want cash for gifts. Stop coming here to ask if that can somehow be okay. It is not okay from any etiquette standpoint.

6. Yes, people on the various boards, not just Snarky can be very blunt. If the "culture" The Knot does not work for you, try Weddingbee, Brides.com, or even your club or local boards right here on TK. Posting about us all being big bitches and general whining about the boards will get you little more than flames in response. 

7. You will not get sympathy here because your Mommy and Daddy are not shelling out "enough" money for your wedding. Go pay for it yourself and shut up.

8. No, you cannot split up couples and invite one and not the other for any reason without encountering serious - and almost always justified anger from your nearest and dearest.

9.Dollar dances, wishing wells, and honeymoon registries are unlikely to find support here. In fact, any one of these charming items will probably get you flamed here faster than having a cash bar-and that is saying something.

10. No one cares that you are "hurt" because your sister/cousin/whoever is a terrible person who set her wedding date ten weeks before yours. 

I realize that there will always be new people to the boards who need to learn stuff about the Knot. I am aware that being newly engaged is a disorienting experience-great but confusing. I know that even posting all this might be called a "whine" by some people, but damn it is frustrating to see the same stuff over and over again when I can practically recite the replies before reading them.

I personally love in the words of one TK poster "puppies farting rainbows and butterflies", just please make it easier for some of us to share some of that by not  getting into the above topics.

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  • hear hear!!!!!!!!

    and i would just like to add a 11. NO your situation is not "special" and doesn't require special consideration to make it okay for you to be rude to a guest/family member/bridal party member or have a cash bar because you have an alcoholic in your family. welcome to life, where everyone is special. 
  • Yeah, because this has worked all the hundreds of times it was done before Undecided
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • THANK YOU!  It's amazing how many people post in hopes that their bad decisions can be justified.  They don't want advice...they want justification.
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  • I think part of the problem is that newbies don't go much beyond the first page or two of postings.. so as annoying as the repeats might be to people who are longtime members I think its going to keep happening. When someone has a question they aren't going to sift through a month of postings, especially on a board like snarky bride where there is a pages worth in a day. there are also members who don't come on often and maybe just nip on for a moment to get help with their personal problem- not realizing its the same problem as someone 2 days ago.
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  • Every few months, someone goes out of their way to post something like this.  Some mods even make stickies of posts like this.  It doesn't matter.  Newbs won't ever get it -- they always think their situations are unique and the rules in the sticky don't apply to them.  IF (and that's a big IF) they even bother to read the sticky at all.
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    Lenore - You are absolutely right and your heart is totally in the right place with this, but trust, it never works. Maybe that's part of the reason why I'm so bitter. I've been looking at the same brand of stupidity for a long ass time. 
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_once-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:de87a98d-d7d1-486c-aaa4-cbf67989d96dPost:56108e74-840f-4328-b1da-543ab7abd05e">Re: Once and For All, Please?!</a>:
    [QUOTE]When someone creates an account on TK, it's too bad something like Lenore's list isn't automatically e-mailed to them.
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    Would be a good idea.  Would be a better idea if it came right out of the computer and stapled itself to the person's head, so that they couldn't just ignore it.
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  • I see the PP's point about how this list is not unique, but I think MilkDuds was onto a good idea. I am not saying that what should be sent automatically to newbies is my list, because I think the mods could come up with a much better one but yes sending an intro e-mail including some posting guidelines might actually be helpful in cutting down on some of this stuff on the boards.

    I say this with some experience. I have been a moderator for a couple of Yahoo lists with large memberships, and the difference when we started sending out some posting guidelines for newbies was actually very significant. It made for a better experience not only for the "old timers", but definitely for the newbies!

    Just a thought.
  • Maybe I've been living on SB too much lately, or maybe my eyes just automatically skip over these threads, but I feel like I haven't seen a lot of these issues at all lately.

    Except maybe #6.
  • I'd just like to say that I'm pretty sure #6 would ensure this list was never sent to any newbs.

    Really all these lists do is deter the people who do actually read them from posting because they're scared, which is not going to help the knot make money, so why would they send it to newbs?
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • What I dont get is why people don't utilize the SEARCH function. Search old threads! I have done this a million times.. even on my local board.. so as not to post the same dumb question 2394820398408 times! its not hard !

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_once-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:de87a98d-d7d1-486c-aaa4-cbf67989d96dPost:b331a2f1-3f6f-4a79-b118-2d4f72eaa930">Re: Once and For All, Please?!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'd just like to say that I'm pretty sure #6 would ensure this list was never sent to any newbs. Really all these lists do is deter the people who do actually read them from posting because they're scared, which is not going to help the knot make money, so why would they send it to newbs?
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    Good point, betrothed.  TK doesn't care if noobs get flamed or if regs get annoyed, so long as more women join, and they get more money.

    The lists sound like a great theory, but in practice it doesn't work.  I think the only way people ever get "comfortable" on TK is by just jumping in feet-first and learning the ropes that way.  Then they decide if they can handle the blunt truth, or if they have to move on somewhere else.
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  • I think the list is a good idea b/c i honestly didn't know some of the things on that list before TK. The boards have taught me a lot about the dos and don'ts of weddings in general.
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    [QUOTE]Maybe I've been living on SB too much lately, or maybe my eyes just automatically skip over these threads, but I feel like I haven't seen a lot of these issues at all lately. Except maybe #6.
    Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]

    Oh, I have seen the bridesmaid issue, the kids issue, and more just in the past few weeks. However, I think PP's are probably onto something about The Knot never sending anything like this out, even deleting #6 because they want to make money-which we can't fault them for because it is a business, not a Yahoo lifestyle or hobby group.
  • Call me crazy but I love reading the post that deals with #1, #1 and #10.  These are my daily comic relief.

    Yes they are annoying and the answer seems simple to most but the fact that these brides come looking like the victim and want validation for their BS is like my daily soaps.
  • I really don't think a sticky or an FAQ for this board is going to help anything. Dani did one over on E and, from what I see, it didn't stop too much of the crazy. If people want me to make one I will. I think my top three sticky notes will be:
    1) you must have an opinion on opinions of vibrators
    2) pictures of cats and puppies make us like you
    3) if you are going to do an intro post, it is mandatory you name names of who you like/hate
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    [QUOTE]I really don't think a sticky or an FAQ for this board is going to help anything. Dani did one over on E and, from what I see, it didn't stop too much of the crazy. If people want me to make one I will. I think my top three sticky notes will be: 1) you must have an opinion on opinions of vibrators 2) pictures of cats and puppies make us like you 3) if you are going to do an intro post, it is mandatory you name names of who you like/hate
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Now this I can get on board with. Except can we add "and the glories of anal" to #1? It was quite the hot topic spinoff of the vibe discussion.



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  • Also, I always agree with the content of these lists, but they are pretty quickly rendered moot by an entitled poster asking who made us the queen of weddings, and that you can do anything on YOUR day. Good answers gone out the window make me sad.



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  • salt78salt78 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_once-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:de87a98d-d7d1-486c-aaa4-cbf67989d96dPost:7ec37f9e-e598-4ab9-bf5e-908703e5ff27">Re: Once and For All, Please?!</a>:
    [QUOTE]The boards have taught me a lot about the dos and don'ts of weddings in general.
    Posted by Tinkx123x[/QUOTE]

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_once-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:de87a98d-d7d1-486c-aaa4-cbf67989d96dPost:6b5dbfa1-109b-4c6b-a3e4-8c150ee2b9a6">Re: Once and For All, Please?!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm not a regular and I know how many of the same topics are posted over and over....  I think that if a topic is overly reduntant the new thread should be deleted with a reason and the poster directed to the search feature!! I've seen that on other boards and it works well. Just a thought!
    Posted by AshleyNC2010[/QUOTE]

    Once you'ev spent a bit more time here, I think you'll come to the understanding that this wouldn't really work.  Posting an already beat to death topic is not against the rules, so a mod can't really delete it, and if they do the beebee will just end up whining because they truly believe their situation is oh so unique, which means it's not a repeat question.
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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