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Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(

KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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My farts have gotten pretty terrible :( This is not a joke :( People actually get upset with me and leave the room in disgust. I can't even seem to hold them in, they just kind of seep out.

Because I've only noticed since I've been engaged I was wondering if this had anything to do with the ring? It's white gold so probably contains nickel. As far as I know I don't have a nickel allergy (no rash/reaction on my finger) but I read something about nickel getting into your system if you're exposed to it daily so I was thinking it could perhaps cause an internal reaction?

Any thoughts or experiences with this? I feel so alone :(
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Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(

  • RamonaFlowersRamonaFlowers member
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    edited June 2012

    Is this really the best you can do?

    Start sleeping with your FI's mom and then we'll talk.


    *I felt sorry for my husband before I met him. Take a number.*
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  • KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_since-ive-been-engaged-ive-noticed-something-embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:d59347aa-bdee-4d22-a3f8-c486b2d22870Post:78cf64ce-6b81-4fe7-8490-64a2c05631b6">Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(</a>:
    [QUOTE]Is this really the best you can do? Start sleeping with your FI's mom and then we'll talk.
    Posted by RamonaFlowers[/QUOTE]

    <div>I can't sleep with my FI's mom. She's super religious and doesn't believe in sex before marriage. Do you think this would help then?</div>
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  • KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_since-ive-been-engaged-ive-noticed-something-embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:d59347aa-bdee-4d22-a3f8-c486b2d22870Post:e1668551-4657-4d6e-b88c-34eabdbbc0da">Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :( : Yes sleeping with your FI's mom would fix your stinkass problems.  You should talk her into it.
    Posted by LingerLonger1[/QUOTE]

    <div>You really think so? Hmmmmmm ok. One more problem though....she doesn't speak English so I don't think she would understand what I was trying to talk her into and I don't want to rape anyone.</div>
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  • RamonaFlowersRamonaFlowers member
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    edited June 2012
     

    *I felt sorry for my husband before I met him. Take a number.*
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  • KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_since-ive-been-engaged-ive-noticed-something-embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:d59347aa-bdee-4d22-a3f8-c486b2d22870Post:d1a68d3c-f1fe-4d38-bd8a-d2d380cab0d2">Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(</a>:
    [QUOTE] 
    Posted by RamonaFlowers[/QUOTE]

    <div>Hi Howard, I'm sorry your movie flopped :(</div>
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  • OBX2011OBX2011 member
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    And also, make sure you have a glass dildo in hand while having this conversation

     

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  • KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_since-ive-been-engaged-ive-noticed-something-embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:d59347aa-bdee-4d22-a3f8-c486b2d22870Post:e0812c93-a3cf-4cea-a510-9270dd0f45ff">Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(</a>:
    [QUOTE]And also, make sure you have a glass dildo in hand while having this conversation
    Posted by OBX2011[/QUOTE]

    <div>Will you lend me yours? I can't seem to find any on Amazon.</div>
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  • RamonaFlowersRamonaFlowers member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_since-ive-been-engaged-ive-noticed-something-embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:14Discussion:d59347aa-bdee-4d22-a3f8-c486b2d22870Post:e30888f1-94ea-47fd-86d4-80749eb80bcc">Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :( : Will you lend me yours? I can't seem to find any on Amazon.
    Posted by KingerKonger1[/QUOTE]

    If you don't own your own glass dildo, you're not ready to be married.

    *I felt sorry for my husband before I met him. Take a number.*
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  • KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_since-ive-been-engaged-ive-noticed-something-embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:d59347aa-bdee-4d22-a3f8-c486b2d22870Post:4df8cb00-a075-4f63-8fde-d46453b220d4">Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :( : If you don't own your own glass dildo, you're not ready to be married.
    Posted by RamonaFlowers[/QUOTE]

    <div>Will a test tube suffice?</div>
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  • KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_since-ive-been-engaged-ive-noticed-something-embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:d59347aa-bdee-4d22-a3f8-c486b2d22870Post:45140b3c-6cb5-4635-aa8c-8f57fa7805be">Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yeah, OBX, will you lend her yours?  If you do, you might wan tot just give it to her. I don't think you'll want it back afterward.
    Posted by LingerLonger1[/QUOTE]

    <div>Especially if my problem gets worse and I start following through :''''''''(</div>
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  • KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_since-ive-been-engaged-ive-noticed-something-embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:d59347aa-bdee-4d22-a3f8-c486b2d22870Post:4980fc83-c761-4cbd-b6ca-413b8eb6f80b">Re: Since I've been engaged I've noticed something embarrassing :(</a>:
    [QUOTE]Oh no did she get banned?  We've had much worse trolls before.  Was she posting elsewhere?
    Posted by LingerLonger1[/QUOTE]

    <div>Who? My mother in law? No, she never joined. It would be pretty harsh to ban her based on her lack of English skills though.</div>
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  • AceTTAceTT
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    KingerKonger1. I get it. You're trying to copy LingerLonger1. Try harder next time. Maybe get more creative.
    Due 10/21/13 with our first baby BabyFruit Ticker
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  • KingerKonger1KingerKonger1
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    Copying who? Whaaaaaat? I called myself KingerKonger after my favorite monkey. Pssh so judgemental!
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