Girl 1: So, we're at the rehearsal dinner and they say it's time for the gifts. They handed out the gifts to us, the attendants...
Girl 2: What did they give you?
Girl 1: (disdainfully) a gift card to Macy's...
Girl 2: Oh, well that's not bad.
Girl 1: Yeah. So then - now the Bride's parents are divorced and both remarried and the Groom's parents are, too - so there's like, four sets of parents. They gave a bag to each of the moms...the natural moms, the ones that gave birth to them and that's it.
Girl 2: ::indignant hubbub::
Girl 1: I know, right?! Then (Bride's) dad said "You didn't get me a gift? I gave you $2000 and you didn't get me anything?"
Girl 2: Wow....
Girl 1: (Bride) said "Um, no we didn't" The moms opened their gift and it was a picture frame, for them to put a picture of (Bride and Groom) in. That was the gift. (Bride's) dad said again, "I can't believe I gave you $2000 and you didn't get me anything!" (Groom) said "If you want a picture frame so f*cking badly, I'll go home and get you one of ours"

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