So she calls me and asks if her on again off again BF(EQUIPPED WITH COWBOY HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE) can escort her and get a tux??? WHATTTT? WTF??? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
THEN - SHE BITCHED AT ME FOR CANCELLING THE BAR SNACKS BC I CANT AFFORD IT. HER WORDS EXACTLY "You mean to tell me there will be not hor'derves???" AHHHHHHH. Why again do ppl need to eat 30 mins before they eat dinner?? This is not a Noon wedding with a 2 hr Catholic service!!! Its less than 30 mins and its at 430pm with the reception directly following!
THEN- she explained her vast dissapointment with not putting maps with directions in the invitations. TELL ME, HOW FRICKING HARD IS IT TO DRIVE STRAIGHT DOWN REYNOLDS TO CENTRAL, TURN RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AT THE PARK???? IM CONFUSED??? BC I DINT THINK THAT WAS REMOTELY DIFFICULT...
So I say, well lots of ppl have computers now and if they have a problem finding anything, maybe they can use GPS or mapquest it?
AHHHHHHHH. She is driving effing nuts. SO SORRY. BUT IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT IF I GET ONE MORE DUMBASS PHONE CALL.
Love knows no limit to its endurance, no end to its trust. Love still stands when all else has fallen. Corinthians 13:7-8