So I am just now watching last night's episode since DH have shows we both watch on Monday night. Here are my thoughts in all their randomness. I apologize in advance for not knowing anyone's names. I rarely learn them until the final episodes...
1. The bridge walk - I call BS on the kiss on the bridge. When she said that she completely forgot where she was when he kissed her is crap. DH is
terrified of heights. I know he loves me but there is no kiss I could give him that would make him forget he's on a skinny ledge on a bridge waaaaaay up in the air.
2. There are always fireworks when I kiss Ben but now there were actual Fireworks. ACK! Also, you've kissed him maybe 3 times? To say when you "always" kiss him makes it sound like you've been kissing him for years.
3. Skiing in bikins. REALLY?! I think the Bachelor has officially jumped the shark. I'd be super creeped out if randoms were taking pictures of me in my bikini. Not to mention if you biff it and you pop out of your top! GAH!
4. I think Kacie B is so cute
5. I hate how everyone is getting all mad about Brittney. There is no way she could have known how she would feel being there until she was actually there. It's better she leave now than pursue it further. Unless she ends up being the girl that comes back later in the episode
6. I like Ben because he seems like the most down to earth and "real" bachelor they've had but at the same time, he's kinda boring. He also needs a haircut.
7. Lyndzi - you bother me. I don't believe your text message dumping. That is very 5th grade and very much along the lines of what we used to say "black is black, blue is blue, trash is dumped and so are you." Also, I hate when people say "I'm glad it happened to me" No you're not, you're just trying to make a sucky situation a little better.
8. Is the chick that comes back the blogger?! She would be psycho enough to come back.
This is completely random but I really don't think Todd would choose me if we were on this show. Then again, he doesn't really like people so he wouldn't go on this show to begin with. Nor do I think we would be paired up if we did an online dating thing.
9. OMG that library is amazing. I want it. And I want books to fill it all so I can read them all. Oh I'm such a nerd.
10. Who the F is the mystery chick? Brad Womack's castoffs? Join the club, there's at least 3 of them now.
11. WHAT?! It's Shawntel?! SUPER creepy Chantal. Maybe because she works with dead people, she doesn't understand normal behavior. Also, does she even know Ben or does she just want to be with him the rest of her life because she's seen him on TV and thinks she loves him.
12. The model is annoying and has super weird mannerisms. And I don't think it's just her being biitchy, I think she's just odd... and a biitch.
13. I'm getting mad at the girls getting mad at Shawntel saying "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM!?!" "How do you know you want to date him, YOU DON'T KNOW HIM!" Um hi hypocrite, neither do you.
14. Also hearing them say "You were dumped on your season, move on with your life!" Seriously?! BEN WAS A CASTOFF TOO! Ahhh I seriously want to yell at the TV right now.
15. Say it with me folks: waterproof mascara. Why would you go on this show without it? EVERYONE cries (and I would not be exempt. I cry at the drop of a hat.)
16. It is not Shawntel's fault that the chick fainted. It's interesting how now no one cares about Blakely. How funny will it be if the fainting girl doesn't get a rose! SLAP IN THE FACE! Usually the people who get hurt always get a pity rose.
17. OH SNAP! No one gets the rose.
18. The model is so weird. Saying sayanara to Shawntel? Super odd.
Ok so those are my super random thoughts on last night's episode. What does everyone else think?