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Bored off my ass poll

If you could have a theme song what would it be?

What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?

Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.

I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?

One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.

A beauty regime you could live without.

Something you hate to spend money on.
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  • If you could have a theme song what would it be? "America, Fucck Yeah" from Team America

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change? Hmm. Maybe my dress.

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE. Dave Matthews. He should DIAF.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me? Yes, I do. They are fugly and they are a terrible business. They destroy local economies. You should seriously cancel your purchase.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse. Chapstick.

    A beauty regime you could live without. Hair removal. It's annoying.

    Something you hate to spend money on. Cat litter. We buy a 'fancy' non-litter litter and it's expensive.
  • If you could have a theme song what would it be?
     *The "I gotta pickle" song.  I sing it all the time as part of my happy dance just substituting whatever I have for the pickle.

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?
     *I woulda had only 1 BM.  Screw those bitches

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.
     *Paul Watson.  That bastard makes all  quasi-hippies look bad.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?
     *i totally judge you for many things...  negatively?  Not so much. at least they're not crocs?

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.
      *My sunglasses.  I can't stand feeling sun blind

    A beauty regime you could live without.
      *Baths with salts and bath bombs.  I love how my sklin feels after.

    Something you hate to spend money on.
      *Everything?  I'm a penny-pincher by nature.  Generally i hate spending money on anything i could DIY easily or cook at how for way cheaper.
  • If you could have a theme song what would it be?
    Good Life by One Republic

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?
    I would have chosen a different reception venue.

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.
    It's a tie between Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?
    Nope.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.
    Wallet

    A beauty regime you could live without.
    Makeup

    Something you hate to spend money on.
    Credit card interest
  • If you could have a theme song what would it be?
    Something Salsa-ish. I LOVE to salsa like it's nobody's business

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?
    1) Be able to afford swing band 2) Be able to afford to do it at a winery on Niagara on the Lake without cutting the guest list pretty much in half.

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.
    Ugh, Justin Bieber. He's such a pretentious little twat.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?
    I had to google what TOMS are. NMS but I wouldn't judge you if you like them.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.
    My iphone. Seriously it holds my entire life.

    A beauty regime you could live without.
    Blowdrying my hair. In fact, I pretty much live without this most days. I'm far too lazy in the morning and am a big fan of the bun with a headband.

    Something you hate to spend money on.
    Toilet paper and paper towels. Why does an 8 pack of Royal have to be $9?!?
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  • If you could have a theme song what would it be?  Your Woman by White Town or probably Kashmir by Zeppelin. 

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?  I think I would have ordered my dress a size smaller.  It's bugged me in a few photos

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.  Carson Daly irritates the everlovingfuck out of me.  Dude is SO boring and has NO personality.  PEOPLE.  QUIT GIVING THIS TOOLSHED WORK.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?  Yes

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.  Credit cards... Fuuuuuck

    A beauty regime you could live without.  Doing nails, who needs that ish

    Something you hate to spend money on.  Gas.  Or toilet paper
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  • Ooo.. that's a good one Mara. I hate buying cat litter. I also opt for the bargin verison.
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  • If you could have a theme song what would it be? No clue.
    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change? I would beg my H to wear a classic tuxedo.  
    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE. Drew Barrymore. Everything about her makes me want to scream. Her voice, in particular, is especially grating.
    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me? I think they're ugly and do more harm than good with their shoe donation program.
    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse. My wallet. I forgot it once, then realized it as I was trying to check out at the grocery store. Oops. 
    A beauty regime you could live without. I wish I could snap my fingers and make all body hair disappear.
    Something you hate to spend money on. Medical bills. I am jealous of Canadians.


  • If you could have a theme song what would it be?
     I have no idea.

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?
    I would've kept it as a DW.

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.

    Tom Cruise.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?
    Not really.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.
    Wallet

    A beauty regime you could live without.
    Styling my hair (like straightening/curling/drying).

    Something you hate to spend money on.
    Bills.
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  • Luckily, my cat prefers the super-cheap litter. Too bad it's from WalMart. The brand is Special Kitty, which makes me laugh. 
  • Special- do you not have insurance?
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  • edited June 2012
    If you could have a theme song what would it be? GREAT question, but I cant narrow it down to one. Hmm Ill think..

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change? I wish the reception lasted an hour or so longer.

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE. I know everyone thinks he is hot, but Adam Levine. His voice just kills me, I cant stand it. I wouldn't go to a Maroon 5 concert if you paid me.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me? Judge, no. Just NMS.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse. My wallet.

    A beauty regime you could live without. ? not sure

    Something you hate to spend money on.Cable. Its so expensive and our service has been crappy lately. Half of the shows that I tivo are blurry : (
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  • If you could have a theme song what would it be?
    The theme song from The Neverending Story

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?
    Have a real photographer

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.
    Kim Kardashian. But I love Khloe.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS. Do you judge me?
    Don't really know what they are outside of shoes.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from your purse.
    My wallet

    A beauty regime you could live without.
    I don't really have any outside of brushing my teeth and showering at night. I kind of need those.

    Something you hate to spend money on.
    Electricity. It's so freakin expensive.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_bored-off-my-ass-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:608bab73-1b85-4578-96c8-984cac41cee9Post:ddab8cc4-b793-44cf-8f69-37172914782d">Re: Bored off my ass poll</a>:
    [QUOTE]Special- do you not have insurance?
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    <div>I do have insurance. Unfortunately, it's mediocre, and I have multiple (expensive) chronic health issues, including two autoimmune diseases. We can pay the bills, but it's just something I'd rather not have to do. </div>
  • If you could have a theme song what would it be? I don't have a clue

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?  I wish we would have done all real flowers.

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE. -  No good reason- but I just don't like Scarlett Johansen (sp?)

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me? No- I love Toms.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse. Wallet

    A beauty regime you could live without. Washing/styling my hair daily.

    Something you hate to spend money on. - I hate how expensive the clothes I want to buy for work are.
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  • edited June 2012
    If you could have a theme song what would it be?
    She's Blinded Me With Science

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?
    I would have picked a different DJ.  Not that big a deal, though.

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.
    Can't think of one?  Does octomom count as famous?

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?
    Not really, I don't know that much about Tom's.  I don't particularly care for the look of them, but I don't judge.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.
    Credit card, for sure. I've left it in a pocket and gotten to the grocery store checkout with no other way to pay since I don't usually carry much cash on me.

    A beauty regime you could live without.
    Shaving.  It lasts like half a day for me, lucky I have blond hair but I hate being prickly all the time.

    Something you hate to spend money on.
    Car repairs.  It's always more than it seems like it should be!
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_bored-off-my-ass-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:608bab73-1b85-4578-96c8-984cac41cee9Post:8fe5730b-d8dd-4d3f-a295-28a0d0b29c6f">Re: Bored off my ass poll</a>:
    [QUOTE] Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.   Brangelina
    Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

    I love them. I love them like AATB loves the Kardashians.  You may judge me, ha.
  • That's funny Sesh, I don't think I knew that about you :) HA
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  • I have a strange fascination with Brangelina. I want them to adopt me.
  • If you could have a theme song what would it be? I'm coming out 

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?  I can't really think about anything right now. Nothing much. 

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE. Angelina Jolie. God, do I loathe that dog. 

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me? Nah. 

     One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse. License? Money that was supposed to be there?

    A beauty regime you could live without. I don't do shiiiiit to my appearance.  I bite my nails, so I've been going to a nail salon to get shallac to grow them out. It really worked!!

    Something you hate to spend money on. Gas is the easy one, I think most people will put. Also food, like good food. I love it but it's $$$.

  • I just realized after reading everyone's responses that I misread the beauty question. I thought it said you couldn't like without. I also wish my hair would just be gone. I've looked into "no-no" but it's expensive. 
  • If you could have a theme song what would it be?
    Um...X-Files is my all time favorite TV show, so I guess the X-Files whistle. I don't really know.

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?
    I would have worn different shoes. 

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.
    Oh boy. The Twilight girl, Kristin Stewart. I also hate Tom Cruise. And Drew Barrymore.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?
    Yup. For a variety of reasons.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.
    My wallet?

    A beauty regime you could live without.
    Well hair removal, but if we're talking something different, I wish I didn't have to wash my face/ do skincare stuff. I wish I could skip it and have an awesome face anyways.

    Something you hate to spend money on.
    Anything. I really dislike spending money. My least favorite is probably car stuff, like insurance & routine maintenance.
  • Duds- It's this stuff.
    http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11654005&lmdn=Product+Type

    I really like because it doesn't stink like litter does and kitty doesn't track it everywhere, but it's more expensive than regular litter.
  • If you could have a theme song what would it be? Boogie Shoes

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change? I wish I hadn't gone with matching bridesmaids dresses. 

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE. Jessica Simpson.  I hate the way she pronounces her words when she sings.  And I think she's an idiot.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS. Do you judge me? Nah.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from your purse. Keys.  I'm always afraid of losing my keys.

    A beauty regime you could live without. Doing my nails.

    Something you hate to spend money on. Tampons.
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  • If you could have a theme song what would it be? No Clue

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change? Not married yet, but I would move the ceremony to outside. 

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE. Charlie Sheen!!!!

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS. Do you judge me? Nah

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from your purse. My Wallet

    A beauty regime you could live without. Hair removal!

    Something you hate to spend money on. Tampons
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  • If you could have a theme song what would it be? I don't know.

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change? I wish we could afford to have a different venue

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE. Steve Carrell. He's obnoxious and I hate how everyone loves him. He's really not that funny. And I hate The Office. 

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS. Do you judge me? A little. They're ugly, and the hype around them isn't all it's cracked up to be. 

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from your purse. Primarily keys and wallet, but after those, probably my sharpie. I always have a sharpie in my purse. It comes in handy.

    A beauty regime you could live without. It sounds silly, but I wish my teeth would brush and floss themselves. That would be nice.

    Something you hate to spend money on. Tampons. For something that is absolutely necessary, why do they have to be so freaking expensive?
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  • idk something by Evanescence or Halestorm

    I would have live music

    Alanis Morissette

    LOL no but I had to google it

    Kindle Fire

    Moisturiser 

    Tuition - thank God I don't have to do that anymore.
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  • If you could have a theme song what would it be?
    This is such a hard question because I love music, and it would really depend on my mood. Right now I'm gonna say "May It Be" by Enya.

    What was/is one thing about your wedding you would change?
    Hmmmm...I'd probably rent linens/chair covers/place settings. Yes, our reception was pretty casual and it was nice because it was so relaxed, but I think that would have been a nice touch. Oh, and I would have had it later in the day. It didn't really make sense having people dancing at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. That was a bit early and didn't last long.

    Tell me about a famous person you HAAAATE.
    Avril Lavigne. I want to round-house kick her to the face.

    I just ordered a pair of TOMS.  Do you judge me?
    No, I heard they're comfy as hell and I saw a pair of R2D2 TOMS that I kinda want.

    One item you would FLIP if was missing from  your purse.
    My wallet or cell phone (real original). And maybe lip gloss/balm.

    A beauty regime you could live without.
    Nail polish. I already do without it about 90% of the time on my hands, and about 50% of the time on my feet (since it never lasts very long when I'm training for a race).

    Something you hate to spend money on.
    Gas. My car takes premium and my commute is 45 mins-1 hour each way to work, so I'm filling up about twice a week.
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