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Tuesday Humor?

shayNnikshayNnik member
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So FI told me he would put my new registration sticker on my truck this morning before I left for work(I keep getting harassed at the gate). When 6 rolled around-with only 15 minutes left before I had to leave-and he still hadn't gotten out of bed to do it, I called him from downstairs. His alarm and ringtone are the same sound so he jumped out of bed and got dressed. When he came down I gave a nonchalant 'oh, you're up?'. He said it was wierd, his alarm went off an hour early. Darn, those pesky cell phones, you just can't count on them, can ya??

That's my slight humor for the morning, what's yours?
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    crownsuperstarcrownsuperstar member
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    Haa!  Thats funny and awesome all at the same time.

    My funny of the morning but maybe to others but I am starting to rethink this whole eating thing.  Any way, a lady from our cleaning crew came in this morning and here is the convo:

    Cleaning lady: Congrats are in order! 
    Me: Why do you say that?
    Cleaning lady: Becuase you are expecting and that is exciting!
    Me: Expecting what?
    Cleaning lady: A baby.
    Me: NO.  I am not.
    Cleaning lady: OH. Have a good day

    So I think I was called fat today in a really nice way.  I thought I was doing good by loosing three pounds.  HAA I guess I was wrong. 
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    shayNnikshayNnik member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:31965b7c-3ca0-4487-b1d5-2df9f910cd76">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Haa!  Thats funny and awesome all at the same time. My funny of the morning but maybe to others but I am starting to rethink this whole eating thing.  Any way, a lady from our cleaning crew came in this morning and here is the convo: Cleaning lady: Congrats are in order!  Me: Why do you say that? Cleaning lady: Becuase you are expecting and that is exciting! Me: Expecting what? Cleaning lady: A baby. Me: NO.  I am not. Cleaning lady: OH. Have a good day So I think I was called fat today in a really nice way.  I thought I was doing good by loosing three pounds.  HAA I guess I was wrong. 
    Posted by crownsuperstar[/QUOTE]

    I thought it was a unwritten rule to not guess at this for strangers? It was definitely an interesting lesson with my 5yr old. I had to explain to him that the excess weight in mommy's tummy was in fact NOT a baby. I guess he thought every woman with a tummy was pregnant. We're still working on the loud public accusations, but he's getting better.
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    ggirl2001ggirl2001 member
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    edited December 2011
    Crown that happens to me a lot. Talk about a self esteem killer. I gain weight only in my stomach and since i have such a ridiculously short torso I will look pregnant. I think a part of me does everytime that happens.
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    crownsuperstarcrownsuperstar member
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    Yeah I was taught never to ask ages or when you are due questions.  It didn't hurt my feelings are anything.  I just made me laugh a little. 
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    BinxRoseBinxRose member
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    edited December 2011
    Oh my goodness Crown! That is why I NEVER say anything, even if they are obviously 8 months pregnant, unless they say something. Ggirl I'm the same way. I'm 5'0", a short torso, and gain weight in my belly. I've lost 30 pounds, but the belly won't go away. So unless I flex, I always look like 4 months preggo! My funny of the day: The 2-year-old I nanny bit off a good chunk of a blue crayon. After cleaning up, we had a little reminder talk about what goes in our mouth. So this was our convo:  "What goes in your mouth?" M:"Food" Me:"What else?" M: "Drinks." Me:"What else?" (expecting her to say medicine) M:"DINOSAURS!" (Sorry no paragraphs, dumb phone)
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:31965b7c-3ca0-4487-b1d5-2df9f910cd76">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Haa!  Thats funny and awesome all at the same time. My funny of the morning but maybe to others but I am starting to rethink this whole eating thing.  Any way, a lady from our cleaning crew came in this morning and here is the convo: Cleaning lady: Congrats are in order!  Me: Why do you say that? Cleaning lady: Becuase you are expecting and that is exciting! Me: Expecting what? Cleaning lady: A baby. Me: NO.  I am not. Cleaning lady: OH. Have a good day So I think I was called fat today in a really nice way.  I thought I was doing good by loosing three pounds.  HAA I guess I was wrong. 
    Posted by crownsuperstar[/QUOTE]<div>
    </div><div>At work we were fist pumping and joking around, well one of the kids at work (I work in daycare) told me I wasn't fist pumping right because my arrms jiggled too much. 

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    crownsuperstarcrownsuperstar member
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    edited December 2011
    Ha Ladies!  I know it was just something.  I think for lunch I am having water.  HAA Just kidding of course. 

    GG and Binx totally that same build. 
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    calindicalindi member
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    Me, not so funny today.  Except if you were to listen to me - I sound like a frog.  I woke up with a croaky voice.  Very sore throat, mild fever, and just feeling like crud.  I emailed the senior partners to see if they wanted me to pull it together to come in since we have a new girl who started yesterday and she needs guidance (and my loser boss is useless and is feeding her more bad information than good information, and I have to basically tell her to ignore him without letting on that he's getting fired... oh joys of awkwardness!).

    Anyway, I came in since I hadn't heard back, and as soon as I get here, I got emails from them going, "No, stay home!  Feel better!"  Except I'm already here, so I'm going to make sure she's all set for the day and knows what's going on before I go home.

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    shayNnikshayNnik member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:adc0c2f3-7e67-4c97-a5cd-b59a4b96afe8">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Me, not so funny today.  Except if you were to listen to me - I sound like a frog.  I woke up with a croaky voice.  Very sore throat, mild fever, and just feeling like crud.  I emailed the senior partners to see if they wanted me to pull it together to come in since we have a new girl who started yesterday and she needs guidance (and my loser boss is useless and is feeding her more bad information than good information, and I have to basically tell her to ignore him without letting on that he's getting fired... oh joys of awkwardness!). Anyway, I came in since I hadn't heard back, and as soon as I get here, I got emails from them going, "No, stay home!  Feel better!"  Except I'm already here, so I'm going to make sure she's all set for the day and knows what's going on before I go home.
    Posted by calindi[/QUOTE]

    So sorry you're sick! At least it's one less day to spend around the bad boss though. He's supposed to be getting fired tomorrow, right?
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:cfa07228-d5a0-43fb-8904-7ba628ce1c6f">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Tuesday Humor? : So sorry you're sick! At least it's one less day to spend around the bad boss though. He's supposed to be getting fired tomorrow, right?
    Posted by shayNnik[/QUOTE]

    Tomorrow or Thursday, I think.  Definitely this week!

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:31965b7c-3ca0-4487-b1d5-2df9f910cd76">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Haa!  Thats funny and awesome all at the same time. My funny of the morning but maybe to others but I am starting to rethink this whole eating thing.  Any way, a lady from our cleaning crew came in this morning and here is the convo: Cleaning lady: Congrats are in order!  Me: Why do you say that? Cleaning lady: Becuase you are expecting and that is exciting! Me: Expecting what? Cleaning lady: A baby. Me: NO.  I am not. Cleaning lady: OH. Have a good day So I think I was called fat today in a really nice way.  I thought I was doing good by loosing three pounds.  HAA I guess I was wrong. 
    Posted by crownsuperstar[/QUOTE]

    OMG crown, when I am bloated, I look pregs. I get that ALL the damn time! People have NO tact!
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    So I was showing FI's mom my new coat that a co worker gave to me, which fits pretty big. FI walks in and starts BUSTING up. He says he felt like he had just walked into the Matrix. Then, he takes a picture of me, (with NO makeup on, might I add,) and posted it on FB!


    He titled it: Ana's Morpheus outfit. Ugh.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:a2eb27e7-e746-41a2-9622-f778f8d6b5dd">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]So I was showing FI's mom my new coat that a co worker gave to me, which fits pretty big. FI walks in and starts BUSTING up. He says he felt like he had just walked into the Matrix. Then, he takes a picture of me, (with NO makeup on, might I add,) and posted it on FB! He titled it: Ana's Morpheus outfit. Ugh.
    Posted by CAB1217[/QUOTE]

    Bad FI he should not post to FB without you getting approval.  HA :)
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:74bbc3f9-fcad-4f44-b19b-c2ee197b4ebe">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Tuesday Humor? : Bad FI he should not post to FB without you getting approval.  HA :)
    Posted by crownsuperstar[/QUOTE]

    He said "I do what I WANT!" Ha ha ha ha! I will get him back for this.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:0b2c1f49-2e0d-4225-89ce-77810e89fcc9">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Tuesday Humor? : He said "I do what I WANT!" Ha ha ha ha! I will get him back for this.
    Posted by CAB1217[/QUOTE]

    INDEED you know what they say about pay back.  That is what I tell H all of the time.  HAA
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:0b2c1f49-2e0d-4225-89ce-77810e89fcc9">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Tuesday Humor? : He said "I do what I WANT!" Ha ha ha ha! I will get him back for this.
    Posted by CAB1217[/QUOTE]

    Can we help you plan the revenge? It's kind of fun ;-)
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:07500d98-8f55-456e-9e58-89028208659e">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Tuesday Humor? : Can we help you plan the revenge? It's kind of fun ;-)
    Posted by shayNnik[/QUOTE]

    Absolutely!!!! What do we do!?
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    crownsuperstarcrownsuperstar member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_military-brides_tuesday-humor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:13Discussion:878ed83c-2161-457a-b10b-38f35e3babe7Post:18cb9403-9bd4-4f43-8831-b8946eb5dcb3">Re: Tuesday Humor?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Tuesday Humor? : Absolutely!!!! What do we do!?
    Posted by CAB1217[/QUOTE]

    Let me sleep on it.  I am always best with revenage in the morning. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />
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