Dear ___________,

kls114 · August 2010

Let's hear it!

sloanacz · August 2010

Dear weather,

I see that our wedding date is in the 10 day forcast and it looks amazing, DON"T CHANGE!

Love,
A bride who wants nice weather!

Dear weddingpaperdivas,etsy seller, and theknot shop,

Please arrive ontime. I know I ordered late but I need you to come!!!!
Love, a procrastinating bride

Last but not least Dear hairdresser,

i just found out that you mad at one of my distant friends whos friends with my MOH and I hope you show up next saturday to do our hair or I'll shot my foot.

Love, worried bride.

wrdgirl · August 2010

Dear cold,

Why aren't you going away yet? And in fact making me feel worse, blah!

ali79ger · August 2010

Dear weekend,

Please hurry up - this week has felt SOOOOOOOOOO long. And when you arrive, please stay as long as possible. Much appreciated!

herb0622 · August 2010

Dear photographer-

Where are our e-pic prints?

Love,
impatient bride to be

Dear Maybe Future Employer-

When are you going to make a decision on the job you interviewed me on 2 months ago...grrrr!

Love,
I need more $$$ (lol)

SarahRuthG · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_connecticut_dear-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:65Discussion:0f3c0943-5721-46b2-81ee-ffa37c883b70Post:c8dcd652-30d5-46bb-b839-c4521896d1cb">Re: Dear ___________,</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong>Dear weather, I see that our wedding date is in the 10 day forcast and it looks amazing, DON"T CHANGE! Love, A bride who wants nice weather!</strong> .
Posted by sloanacz[/QUOTE]

This!!!!

Dear Bridemaids,
Stop making this weekend bachelorette such a pain in the ass. It's making me really upset and I dont even want to go anymore because everyone is too freaking worried about making themselves happy instead of the good of the group.
I GIVE UP!
<3
Sad Bride

crushme8602 · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_connecticut_dear-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:65Discussion:0f3c0943-5721-46b2-81ee-ffa37c883b70Post:c8dcd652-30d5-46bb-b839-c4521896d1cb">Re: Dear ___________,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear weather, I see that our wedding date is in the 10 day forcast and it looks amazing, DON"T CHANGE! Love, A bride who wants nice weather!

Dear weddingpaperdivas,etsy seller, and theknot shop, Please arrive ontime. I know I ordered late but I need you to come!!!! Love, a procrastinating bride Posted by sloanacz[/QUOTE]

DITTO!!!!

GracefulMeadow86 · August 2010

dear servers at work,
please stop crapping out in the middle of my work, which causes me to have to start a 2 hour process ALL OVER AGAIN. its not making me a happy employee.
you suck,
me

SuMmErKuTiE · August 2010

Dear wedding video,

Please finally be edited and show up next week like the photography/videography place said. We've been itching to watch you for almost 2 months now!

Sincerely,

An impatient bride and groom

Dear Cold that seems to be settling in with me and DH,

Please don't be what I think you are, and if you are please go away quick. Neither of us like feeling cruddy. Plus we're both very excited for the VIP table we have with friends at Shrine tomorrow night and our friends wedding on Saturday. We don't want to feel cruddy and run down for either of those and we'd like to par-tay.

Sincerely,

I promise to get enough rest tonight and try to beat you at your own game.

daniellelmilczak · August 2010

Dear FI -

Thanks for being a jerk today. I called you at lunch about a simple question, you give me attitude and then ask if I folded laundry last night when you saw full well what I folded and what I didn't, and then give me crap cuz it was a small load of laundry. Excuse me, you put clothes from the washer into the drier and didn't bother to start a new load. Please don't ruin our upcoming vacation with your piss poor attitude.

Sincerely,
Not your mother who did everything for you, but instead your future wife.

ali79ger · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_connecticut_dear-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:65Discussion:0f3c0943-5721-46b2-81ee-ffa37c883b70Post:34459abc-329c-42bc-90e5-e1a265440243">Re: Dear ___________,</a>:
[QUOTE]Sincerely, Not your mother who did everything for you, but instead your future wife.
Posted by daniellelmilczak[/QUOTE]

Love it!! My FI is an only child and although I haven't seen TOO much of this, I'm sure its hidden somewhere... ;)

maxxwed · August 2010

Dear FI,

I'm thrilled you are getting involved with the whole planning process. I love it, just dont start to drive me nuts with your help.

Thank you,
Your Love

Dear Awesome Wedding Planner,

Thank you for agreeing to get margaritas tonight, chow down on nachos and discuss my wedding.

Thanks,
Your thirsty bride!

Dear Mom,

I love you and we really really need to find the middle ground on certain things. I want to cut this wedding guest list down by at least 25 people.

Your daughter.

KellyJayD · August 2010

Dear Dr I work with,

Why do you have to be such an a** hole and think you are better than everyone and you can treat us like crap. But since I stick up for myself you get even more mad. F U and retire already you old miserable man.

LOL ok I feel better.

smore154 · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_connecticut_dear-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:65Discussion:0f3c0943-5721-46b2-81ee-ffa37c883b70Post:34459abc-329c-42bc-90e5-e1a265440243">Re: Dear ___________,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear FI - Thanks for being a jerk today. I called you at lunch about a simple question, you give me attitude and then ask if I folded laundry last night when you saw full well what I folded and what I didn't, and then give me crap cuz it was a small load of laundry. Excuse me, you put clothes from the washer into the drier and didn't bother to start a new load. Please don't ruin our upcoming vacation with your piss poor attitude. Sincerely, <strong>Not your mother who did everything for you, but instead your future wife.
</strong>Posted by daniellelmilczak[/QUOTE]

DITTO!

Dear Work Day,

Please end now. K thanks.

Sincerely,
Annoyed employee

SarahRuthG · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_connecticut_dear-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:65Discussion:0f3c0943-5721-46b2-81ee-ffa37c883b70Post:34459abc-329c-42bc-90e5-e1a265440243">Re: Dear ___________,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear FI - Thanks for being a jerk today. I called you at lunch about a simple question, you give me attitude and then ask if I folded laundry last night when you saw full well what I folded and what I didn't, and then give me crap cuz it was a small load of laundry. Excuse me, you put clothes from the washer into the drier and didn't bother to start a new load. Please don't ruin our upcoming vacation with your piss poor attitude. Sincerely, Not your mother who did everything for you, but instead your future wife.
Posted by daniellelmilczak[/QUOTE]

Whenever my FI asks me to do something that his mother would have done for him I kindly suggest that he calls his mom and asks her to come over and do it. He doesnt find it nearly as amusing as I do.

sloanacz · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_connecticut_dear-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:65Discussion:0f3c0943-5721-46b2-81ee-ffa37c883b70Post:5995f22b-9d12-4a22-bdb5-fea6656b88e8">Re: Dear ___________,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear ___________, : Whenever my FI asks me to do something that his mother would have done for him I kindly suggest that he calls his mom and asks her to come over and do it. He doesnt find it nearly as amusing as I do.
Posted by SarahRuthG[/QUOTE]

HAHA yes FI has this funny thought in his head that when we're married I will cook,clean,do mine and his laundry and work a full time job and go to school part time....I said WRONG. "well my mom does it" well no not reallyhoney she does it becuase she works 2 days a week....hes got another thing coming in a week<img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />

anaeser1 · August 2010

Dear Crazy client:

Leave me alone...You're a ridiculous waste of my time, you're aweful and thankless to work with and you make me want to claw my eyes out most days.

Sincerely,
Contemplating new career paths

Dear FI:

I Miss you. I haven't seen you in THREE days, and we LIVE together. Tell your job you're not working til midnight when it's a 9 to 5 anymore until they restore your full pay!

Love,
Your future Ball n Chain

Dear post office:

Pleae take very good care of the invites i just dropped in the mail. MOH and I worked VERY hard on them!

Thanks!
Bride to be

sarahmraley · August 2010

Dear Summer,

You are quickly coming to an end and I am not OK with that. Please, go by slower so I don't have to go back to my real job in 2 1/2 weeks.

Love,

Someone who enjoys sleeping in and watching TV for the majority of the day!

SarahRuthG · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_connecticut_dear-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:65Discussion:0f3c0943-5721-46b2-81ee-ffa37c883b70Post:38ce6e98-7224-4268-8c6d-50ebe43e461c">Re: Dear ___________,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear ___________, : HAHA yes FI has this funny thought in his head that when we're married I will cook,clean,do mine and his laundry and work a full time job and go to school part time....I said WRONG. "well my mom does it" well no not reallyhoney she does it becuase she works 2 days a week....hes got another thing coming in a week
Posted by sloanacz[/QUOTE]

LOL! Yeah my FI was like that for a while. But then I reminded him that his mother doesn't work - at all! And never has. I promise him if i get stay home and not work I will do all the house work and the laundry. But until then, he does his laundry and his "to do list" every weekend. I do most of the house work, he commutes a lot longer then do and works weekends for part of the year - so has less time at home, but he still has things to do!

ucvixy77 · August 2010

Dear Etsy sellers,

My wedding is in 9 days and I ordered products 3 and 6 months ago. Come on now!

Sincerely,
PO'd bride

Dear FMIL,

No Aunt H cannot change her mind and come to the wedding. The final counts are in.

kls114 · August 2010

Dear Hangover,

DIE! You are killing me right now!

Love,

A Lush

christikao · August 2010

Dear Wedding Dress,

I will see you for the first time this Friday. I know I ate and drank too much during my cruise last week but PLEASE fit!!!

Love,
I have to go to the gym more often bride.

laure143cmm · August 2010

Dear New Co-teacher,

Please Please Please start using deodorant or something to hide your b.o.smell. I did not choose to work with you, the boss is making us and now I can see why all the other co-teachers left. I would like to have stress free year before my wedding next summer.

Thanks, your new co-teacher.

tashala107 · August 2010

Dear 5 mile Run,
Please take it easy on me tonight
Love,
My Sore Legs

Dear Bank Account,
Can you magically double?... scratch that triple so I can pay all my bills. That would be great...
Thanks,
broke-ass bride

Dear Newly Developed Muffin Top,
Can you please correspond with 5 mile run (see above) and GO AWAY!!! I don't like you and you are totally cramping my style.
Sincerely,
An Unappreciative Tasha

hibiscusgirl05 · August 2010

Dear future FIL,

Please stop trying to plan FI's bachelor party. You are not the best man. The best man has spent a lot of time and effort trying to come up with an appropriate gathering for FI, his brother-in-laws, and his 13 year old nephew. You are really only invited because you invited yourself. And please stop trying to invite skanky lady escorts to the bachelor party. Not only will FI not appreciate it, I won't appreciate it, and I don't think the 13 year old's mother (aka your DAUGHTER) will appreciate it.

Sincerely,
your future daughter-in-law

JessiC21 · August 2010

Dear Soon-To-Be-Former-Employers,

Yes, I am resigning from my position. It is not, as I said, because an opportunity presented itself. I went looking for said opportunity because you screwed me out of hours, out of pay, and then went so far as to consult your corporate attorney as to whether or not you would pay me a previously contracted agreement. Followed by which you conveniently forgot to send the bank my income verification, holding up my mortgage approval. No, I do not still want to work for you. And I am sorry you are at a loss as to why.

Sincerely,
Someone who wants a correct paycheck

Dear New Job -

PLEASE don't screw me over on hours when I have a contract in my hand. Thank you in advance for helping me out.

Sincerely,
a hopeful employee

Dear FI

Thank you for standing by me while all of this crazy job crap has been happening and I have been overwhelmed and perhaps a teensy bit on the bitchy side. Thank you for getting me endless dunkin donuts and listening to me bitch. I can't thank you enough for everything you do for me but this last few weeks has shown me how lucky I am to be with you and why I want to marry you.

Love,
The luckiest woman ever.

lucyslove · August 2010

Dear New School Year,

I'm not quite ready for you yet...please wait a few more weeks (or months!) before you visit me again.

Thank you!

Lucy

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