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DondadaTimes2DondadaTimes2
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Dear Coworker,

GET OFF THE F'N PHONE!!! Are you serious?!?! How is it that you have been here 2 months with a 3 month probation period, when all you do is play on facebook, shop online and talk CONSTANTLY on the phone?! You have NO reason at all to be on the phone. Youre too new to be making calls or to have people be calling you. Im going to pull my hair out if I have to listen to you yap to your bff for even another minute.

Thank you so-o much for making want to punch you so early in the day on a flipping Monday.

Sincerely,
Sick of picking up your slack!

People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica
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  • kevinandmonica2011kevinandmonica2011 member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Bridgett's Coworker,

    Our evil plan is working.  I will call you back in another 15 minutes and pretend to be your BFF.  We will talk about boys and shopping and OMG did you hear about Kim Kardashian crashing her man's b-party... just to p!ss Bridgett off.
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  • DondadaTimes2DondadaTimes2
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    edited December 2011
    Haha thanks Monica. You would.

    People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica
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  • kevinandmonica2011kevinandmonica2011 member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Dunkin Donuts and/or Starbucks,

    PLEASE start a coffee delivery service.  Please.

    PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEASSSSSSEEEEEEEEE????

    I will be your #1 customer.  I swear.  Cry

    Puh-puh-puh please?

    Pathetically,
    A seriously under-caffienated monster
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  • DondadaTimes2DondadaTimes2
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    edited December 2011
    Customer #2 right here!

    People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica
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  • raes19raes19 member
    Eighth Anniversary 1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear sharp object in the road:

    Did you seriously have to pop my tire? I worked 12 days straight, had the weekend off, and today starts another 12 days straight. Standing on the side of the road with a flat tire for half an hour is not how I wanted to start the week.

    Sincerely,

    Bite me
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  • CD2011CD2011 member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear A*Hole That I Just Told Off via FB (which, btw, is the FI of a knottie that some of you had said you thought was a troll before),

    I really really wish I could have told you off in person, but I'm glad that someone finally told you what A LOT of people think.I'm sure you will now write a blog with my name all over it or at least write something about me on facebook to make youself feel better about yourself, but I don't care because you're still a self-centered d!ck. I really hope that your FI wakes up some day and realizes what a jerk you are and gives you divorce #2. Seriously, take your head out of your @$$ and stop thinking you are better than everyone else, because you're not. And FYI, working for about the worst local radio station that we have in Syracuse does NOT make you famous or important.

    -I could go on all day
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  • CD2011CD2011 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_central-new-york_dear-11?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:621Discussion:0b9b0c70-57f0-4521-8ea5-3a4d1e615fb7Post:7a47bdbd-4da3-4464-b460-42062f685590">Re: Dear...</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Bridgett's Coworker, Our evil plan is working.  I will call you back in another 15 minutes and pretend to be your BFF.  We will talk about boys and shopping and OMG did you hear about Kim Kardashian crashing her man's b-party... just to p!ss Bridgett off.
    Posted by kevinandmonica2011[/QUOTE]

    LOL that's great. And I would definitely also take advantage of DD delivery!! I don't know how many times last summer I left the house JUST to go to DD and then came back home. Pathetic. Summer vacation is boring!
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  • kevinandmonica2011kevinandmonica2011 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_central-new-york_dear-11?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:621Discussion:0b9b0c70-57f0-4521-8ea5-3a4d1e615fb7Post:dca499fd-9532-4e56-b92b-5714e4eb007f">Re: Dear...</a>:
    [QUOTE]<strong>Dear A*Hole That I Just Told Off via FB (which, btw, is the FI of a knottie that some of you had said you thought was a troll before),</strong> I really really wish I could have told you off in person, but I'm glad that someone finally told you what A LOT of people think.I'm sure you will now write a blog with my name all over it or at least write something about me on facebook to make youself feel better about yourself, but I don't care because you're still a self-centered d!ck. I really hope that your FI wakes up some day and realizes what a jerk you are and gives you divorce #2. Seriously, take your head out of your @$$ and stop thinking you are better than everyone else, because you're not. <strong>And FYI, working for about the worst local radio station that we have in Syracuse does NOT make you famous or important</strong>. -I could go on all day
    Posted by CD2011[/QUOTE]

    Bwwaaaahhahahahaha
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  • lornarose07lornarose07
    100 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear EVERY. SINGLE. water bottle that I've ever put in my bag,

    Why do you all spill? All of you? Even one with a cap on it.... nope, still have to spill all over my paperwork, all over my planner, all over something that doesn't even belong to me! Apparantly, water bottles are like men, SO hard to find a decent one! Oh wait, I found a decent man. Ughhh nevermind.

    Sincerely, annoyed
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  • sbolger17sbolger17 member
    Seventh Anniversary 1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Wedding Guests,

    Thank you for RSVPing.  But as I mentioned before, you need to INITIAL which entree you want.  Otherwise, we will need to track you down and ask you.  Please read!!!!

    Thanks,
    the blushing bride

    (Coincidentally, or not, so far it is only FI's side that has RSVP'd incorrectly.)
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