So in the words of Ms. Kenya moore dont send for me unless i come for you...BUT
EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS TRYING TO COME FOR ME
please bear with me and send some prayers bc im hot and about to snap
Sorry Tira I know its not Wednesday confession but I can wait
so Sat the mister's family has a birthday party for his grandma and his cousins of course ask about the wedding.. these are the same cousins that wanted praise dancers and to construct an arch (two things I didnt want)..so i tell cousin #1 my wedding date and she makes a face and says why did you pick that date... i said because I like that date... then cousin 1 has a son who has a sidechick/ girlfriend and they are not on good terms BUT they live together... and I told her I cant invite her bc the guys list is over ( by like 50 people) so she goes into her personal drama and tells me that her son said that he cant come to the wedding unless his side chick/ girlfriend can come.. UHH WAIT he is a groomsman... so then he is like ok you dont have to invite her im dumping her any ways..
then cousin 2 wants me to wear a blusher and tiara and then gets mad when I say thats not my style... and then get mad when I tell her I dont want to wear a lot of weave and I want a hair style like this
then has the nerve to tell me I need to wear a whole bunch a bling.. and i told her I am not because the dress has a lot going on already... THEN she tells me I should invite another cousin's extracurricular (ex girlfriend) that I dont even know. she got dumped and "misses" hanging around the family... umm so what my wedding is not the place to rekindle memories (plus the cousin is not even getting invited.)
then my sweet mother.. i love her and she and my dad are contributing to the wedding so i cant complain BUT it seems like everytime she calls me its to add another person to the list..
then this HOE at work is about to get the business ya'll
so im the youngest and only black person in my office so you know i cant get all loud and catch attitude..
so this tramp is the secretary so why is trying to act above her title... umm no one asked you to go back over my work .. ok I went to school for 6 years I know how to make a flyer...get your life.. and then if I told you MANY MANY TIMES HOW TO PRONOUNCE MY NAME YOU NEED TO GET IT RIGHT... like stop saying it wrong on purpose.. then on friday there was suppose to be a delivery and the return lables need to be filled out right... so the B*TCH HOLDS THE FORMS UNTIL 5:01.. and hauls butt out the door.. so i am left with all the customers that need assistance and I got to deal with the ups guy and all the forms that have to be filled out....so In the process my director comes out and says hey are you helping the ups guys why is he waiting?? umm hey mr. director have you ever thought about helping and not being a pushover and slacker then people would not be standing around..but i digress so come to find out this wench .....hid the papers and didnt give it to me out of spite... (she was trying to get back at someone else and the responsibility fell on me) ya'll my blood is boiling she BETTER LAY LOW AND NOT SAY ANYTHING TO ME UNTIL TOMORROW BECAUSE AT THIS POINT IM 2 SECONDS FROM GOING OFF ON HER...
Thanks sissys for listening to my vent