Just kidding. I knew that headline would get your attention, though.
It's Friday afternoon. I'm bored. Everyone, tell me 5 things on your mind right now.
1. I hate stiff button-down shirts.
2. I finished all my work for the day hours ago, but I'm still stuck here until 6. So I'm eating chips and dip and reading at my desk.
3. At pretty much any given time, the number one thing on my to-do list is sleep.
4. I have a cat that gives hugs. If you stand next to my table, she'll jump on it then stretch both her front paws up to your shoulders. It's pretty adorable.
5. I have noticed that a lot of people in my geographical region pronounce the word "suite" like "suit." In my job, I have to hear this on a pretty much daily basis and I think I'm starting to lose the strength it requires not to correct it.