Because this morning I WAILED my hand on my dresser, and now have a bump and a bruise the size a half-dollar on my left hand, in addition to another unidentified scratch I acquired sometime in the past 24 hours.
Then, on my way into work, I managed to break a the nail on the index finger of my left hand. No pressure, it's not like anyone will be looking at my LEFT HAND this weekend.
And Sunday's weather forecast went from a beautiful 66, to a mild 64, to a frigid 61. Sigh.
Must be my wedding weekend... Murphy's law!