Throat Punch Thursday Anyone??

dandelionsgirl · April 2013

TP to those who are changing their RSVP's. I already had to pay the venue and now your yes's turned no's are getting very annoying! Thankfully the venue threw in a couple of things but now my seating chart and centerpieces are all off. So annoying!

orangehills · April 2013

TP to the rain today. When it rains here, no one knows how to drive and I got stuck in traffic from a fatal accident, very sad

. But it took me forever to get to work! Thankfully it's supposed to clear up and be sunny for my wedding day.

TP to nerves!! I'm starting to get the anxiety nerves for the wedding Saturday. eek. And I'm just losing it because of said nerves, and stress, and not thinking logically and overreacting. Lovely. I have to keep stopping to take deep breaths.

That's about it!

vk2204 · April 2013

I am always down to punch some throats.

TP to my venue - I was supposed to finalize everything last Thursday, well they had to cancel, okay no biggie. So we made our final payment on Saturday and I was supposed to receive an email with our floor plan by Monday because the lady who does it had to leave early Saturday before our appointment. Hi, it's Thursday and I don't have it. Our photobooth is doing our seating chart and they need it by tomorrow morning and I don't know my dang floor plan.

TP to my work for stressing me out.

TP to the weather.

TP to myself because I didn't sleep at all last night.

TP to everything else because I am too drained to even think anymore.

phoenix870509 · April 2013

TP to the weather here, as well. It's supposed to rain all day today and tomorrow. Boo!

TP to GM who has not given me the name of his date! How am I supposed to make her place card if I don't have her name!!!!

Again, TP to my co-worker (he asked for it)

TP to the stress I am going through right now! It's making my IBS act up which is no fun. And I'm starting to freak out about a few things. I just want next week to be here already. Looks like I'll be doing lots and lots of yoga for the next few days.

adawn1981 · April 2013

I just got a last minute cancellation today too - I am sure there will be more.

TP- the cake bakery for closing down - I think we have a new one, but will not know for sure until our meeting on Sunday! Nothing like last minute! Damn bakery.

TP- My face for beyond breaking out. Ok, so hormones and stress cause breakouts - but this is BAD. And it has 2 weeks to clear up!

TP- The OB Dr. for not calling me back. I am scared because I take SO many Vitamins and do not know if they are safe or not. I also do not know if I can just quit them out of nowhere.. just call me back and let me know what to do and if these Vitamins are safe during pregnancy!

TP- My Mom for saying that it is a bad idea to announce pregnancy at our wedding. Too bad Mom, our wedding, our announcement. FI is so excited to do this, I am not letting her get in the way because she does not want her parents to hear that I got pregnant before I was married!!! Wow - I am 32, have lived with him for 2 years and we have been engaged for 16 months. Even old people shouldn't be shocked at that!

TP- My Dad for not answering his phone/calling back! I have some exciting news for you!!! I want to tell him before my brothers, but I am not waiting much longer.

TP- the ticks on the dog. $350 to get the yard cleaned/house and yard sprayed and dog medicated. Hopefully they go away soon. Yuck! And poor dog

[Deleted User] · April 2013

A humungous TP to the weather. It doesn't look like it will be warm enough for the outdoor wedding we envisioned. It's April, so where the hell is Spring?

I will be extremely disappointed if our ceremony has to be indoors. It's bad enough all of the trees and bushes are bare and the tulips haven't come up yet, therefore our outdoor venue is COMPLETELY BARREN. The cherry blossom festival is this weekend, and the cherry blossoms haven't bloomed yet either. I seriously doubt they will have bloomed by next weekend, which is sad because most of my family has never seen them.

Screw you, mother nature!

orangehills · April 2013

Phoenix- omg me tooooo. Nerves = tummy issues for me. And I'm terrified of having to go to to the bathroom desperately in the middle of the ceremony. I'm going to be downing Immodium AD all day Saturday and eating very bland stuff!

Adawn- that's silly... your grandparents would learn you were pregnant before the wedding no matter what when they would learn the due date! they'll deal

Also, I woke up with zits on my nose yesterday but thankfully today they are almost gone.

Screw you stress!!!!!

flojo973 · April 2013

TP to my venue for providing me with an effed-up seating diagram. FI and I spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to figure out what we were doing wrong with the seating arrangement before we finally realized that the diagram didn't have a Table 13! I get that some people are superstitious but it wouldn't been nice if the venue pointed that out when they gave us the diagram! It was kind of funny though - we could not figure out how we had 18 tables on our spreadsheet but a Table 19 on the seating diagram, lol.

TP to myself for stress eating. I seriously can't control myself and I'm scared my dress is going to be uncomfortably tight.

allychase · April 2013

I have ALL THE THROAT PUNCHES this week.

TP to people who still haven't RSVPd and to the people who keep adding guests

TP to my FSIL who is straight up avoiding my bachelorette even when we said we'd switch the date to accommodate her

TP to the OTHER FSIL who won't come to The Melting Pot for my bachelorette because "it smells like chocolate"

TP to my friends mom who I always considered a second mom, who first ditched my shower and is now ditching the wedding

TP nursing school for being so damn hard and being the sole provider of all my stress so that I can't even think about the wedding

TP the 70 something programs I still have to put together

TP FSIL again for not being able to take a joke.. I made a comment how I hadn't received an invite for her sister's baby shower and she FLIPPED OUT saying she emailed me and that should've been enough, she only has 2 invites left, but she'll be "SURE to get mine in the mail tomorrow" etc etc... I was like "woah, chill.. I just wanted to make sure it didn't get lost in the mail, obviously I'll be there.."

TP FI who still hasn't gotten his groomsmen gifts or thought about what to get his mom

and TP this weekend, FI will be in the Poconos for his bachelor party and I barely saw him this week as it is, I admit I'm gonna miss him- I'm such a baby! and sooo worried his friends are gonna make him do something stupid...

phoenix870509 · April 2013

I'll be taking Imodium as well, Orange! I don't care if it screws me up while I'm on my honeymoon, I am NOT rushing to the bathroom with stomach problems on my wedding day!

And I'd like to add a TP to my job. Everyone is freaking out that I'll be gone 4 days. It's only 4 days people, chill out! There are 2 other people here that I've trained to handle things for those 4 days I'm gone. Oy! I've always said this place can't run without me and now I see that's true.

BrittRN+ · April 2013

TP to my wedding coordinator for not understanding what I want in my bouquet. Planning a wedding in another country is no fun sometimes.

TP to the zits on my face

Spunky414 · April 2013

TP to FI for buying a bunch of Easter candy just because it was on sale. I do not need to be pounding bags of Skittles and chocolate bunnies

TP to FMIL for calling me every day about stupid stuff. I do not care about the color of your nail polish for the wedding same as the last 17 times you asked

TP to my alterations place for having me make appointments when they haven't done anything to my dress, I'm on fitting number 7 this Sunday and if it's not ready I'm going to flip out. I don't buy that you didn't know your employees went on vacation so my dress wouldn't have gotten worked on.

TP to my MOH who really doesn't want to pay the $50 for a hotel and wants one of my friends in the area to put her up. Sorry no one likes you because you've been a jerk everytime you are around them. Not my problem.

dandelionsgirl · April 2013

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[QUOTE]TP to my venue for providing me with an effed-up seating diagram. FI and I spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to figure out what we were doing wrong with the seating arrangement before we finally realized that the diagram didn't have a Table 13! I get that some people are superstitious but it wouldn't been nice if the venue pointed that out when they gave us the diagram! It was kind of funny though - we could not figure out how we had 18 tables on our spreadsheet but a Table 19 on the seating diagram, lol. TP to myself for stress eating. I seriously can't control myself and I'm scared my dress is going to be uncomfortably tight.
Posted by flojo973[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>My venue did this too! I got so frustrated, I swear I can count but I need number 13 to do it!</div>

flojo973 · April 2013

@Allychase - um, chocolate smells amazing! Who wouldn't like that? I'll go to the Melting Pot with you!

Jessa617 · April 2013

TP to the friends I really thought were going to make it to our wedding. Now I have more centerpieces than I needed, meaning spending money that I didn't need to.

ChiGirl2013 · April 2013

All of it. Everyone. Everywhere. I am annoyed by pretty much everyone who crosses my path. They can all consider themselves punched in the throat to the nth degree. If I listed them all, I'd be here until my 25th anniversary. A few of my favorites:

The Men's Wearhouse. Again. You suck. I don't know how you're still in business because your employees have the IQ of dead monkey testicles. My 5 year old could do a better job than the morons you're paying to work for you. RED pocket squares for a wedding that has blue and yellow as its colors? REALLY?

Migraines. You suck. I wish you had a throat so I could punch it. And choke it. Multiple times.

My sister. You'll be 40 in a little over a year. Stop acting like you're 8. This wedding isn't about you. Please try to remember that.

bluebear1588 · April 2013

TP to FMIL who keeps calling me to say she invited more people to the wedding even though we've told her there is no more room

TP to my partners in class for not doing their part in our project and leaving it all to be

TP to the people who wont answer my calls or messages about their RSVP

TP to FSIL for saying I look fat in my dress after my final fitting because I refuse to let her change her bridesmaid dress for a different color and style(she choose the original one to begin with)

1mobags · April 2013

TP to FI female family members that cancelled hair and makeup this week...... Costing us 300 dollars.

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