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Wedding Disaster Monday

I'll start:

Several things went wrong: First, she apparently got intoxicated. Second, she yelled obscenities and threw cake and vases at her new husband. Third, witnesses told police that she “flipped out” when the bar at the reception stopped serving drinks for the night.

And then there was the obscene gesture at the police, the attempt to bite an officer who put her in the back of a police car and the moment when she kicked a police-car window out of its track.
Charges: breach of peace and criminal mischief. Fine: $90.



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Re: Wedding Disaster Monday

  • The Groom put a lot of thought into how he would pop the question to the love of his life, Kaitlin Whipple. In the end, he decided to hide the engagement ring in a Wendy’s Frosty milk shake and let her discover it.
    She reached the end of the milk shake, and — uh-oh. No ring. It took an X-ray to make Whipple believe Harris’ urgent story about what had happened. Once Whipple was in possession of the X-ray image of the ring inside her, Harris dropped to one knee and proposed.
    Yes, Whipple did manage to retrieve the ring, clean it and wear it.
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_wedding-disaster-monday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:a519a69a-fd6d-4452-8627-a2af1ebbb48fPost:e08895c3-27e7-450e-9c98-05b22c62cd7e">Re: Wedding Disaster Monday</a>:
    [QUOTE]400 × 259 - wedding-resource.com
    Posted by MuppetFan[/QUOTE]

    <div>Hey, it's still up!</div>
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  • AWESOME.
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  • This one is failing to take off.
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_wedding-disaster-monday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:a519a69a-fd6d-4452-8627-a2af1ebbb48fPost:20e96198-883c-4ac0-bafc-104071a9d3a1">Re: Wedding Disaster Monday</a>:
    [QUOTE]I will never forget seeing this article.... <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/11/couple-says-i-do-as-wedding-resort-engulfed-in-flames/" rel="nofollow">http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/11/couple-says-i-do-as-wedding-resort-engulfed-in-flames/</a>
    Posted by tee0715[/QUOTE]

    "Instead of posing for pictures on the picturesque beach of the south coast as planned, the couple smiled for photos with the burning hotel and fire trucks in the background"

    In all seriousness, how did they smile? I guess at least they have a story to tell.

    <img src="http://abcnews.go.com/images/Health/ap_white_point_wedding_fire_ll_111115_wblog.jpg" alt="ap white point wedding fire ll 111115 wblog Couple Says I Do as Wedding Resort Goes Up in Flames" title="Bride, Groom Have Wedding as Resort Burns Down" width="478" height="269" />
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Wedding Disaster Monday : "Instead of posing for pictures on the picturesque beach of the south coast as planned, the couple smiled for photos with the burning hotel and fire trucks in the background" In all seriousness, how did they smile? I guess at least they have a story to tell.
    Posted by MuppetFan[/QUOTE]

    Right! I probably would have been in tears. lol
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  • my FI would have asked for a set of gear and to help.  (sigh)
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  • I have several comments:

    1.)  That is an awesome ninja officiant
    2.)  I feel like someone should have checked the tide schedule
    3.) The BM is totally making the same face I would :P
    Don't make me mobilize OffensiveKitten

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    Anniversary

  • No pics to accompany this, but when I worked at a hotel in the banquet department years ago, we had weddings in one of our ballrooms almost every weekend. On one occasion, the entire WP stopped at a liquor store on the way to the reception and got trashed in the limo. The limo sat out in front of the banquet entrance for about 10 minutes before they all got out, and even then, the bride hadn't made her way in. Turns out she was heaving out the other side door and had to be taken to the hospital for alcohol poisoning and missed her entire reception.

    At another wedding, the bride did a keg stand in her dress. Her parents were mortified and ran over to make her husband and the groomsmen put her down. It was pretty hilarious.
  • Muppet I love your signature with those pictures! It looks like he's looking in horror at the disasters.
  • I didn't know that was called a keg stand until this moment.

    Ha! It does look like Beaker is horrified.

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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    edited April 2013

    I didn't know that was called a keg stand until this moment.

    Ha! It does look like Beaker is horrified.

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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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