OLW

cu97tiger · April 2013

Dear pants,

Thank you for fitting me this morning. What a pleasant surprise!!

Love,

Girl who has been diligently clocking calories for >2 months

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Dear DH,

I'm so excited about the renewed commitment we've made to put each other first. I foresee great things in our future!

Love,

Your wife

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Dear weather,

You rock!!

Love,

Vitamin D-deficient former Arizona resident

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Dear Class of '93,

Get your ish together and give me a date for the reunion!

Love,

#12

[Deleted User] · April 2013

dear rain,

I love you. please end this drought.

love,
Coco

dear allergies/cold,

please go away. I'm supposed to sing in a benefit concert tomorrow night and Friday and this will NOT do.

no love,
a stuffy, sore-throat, coughing, heavy-chest Coco

dear PMDD,

please be gentle this week.

love,
Coco

Peaseblossom55 · April 2013

Dear FI,
Happy birthday today I love you so much. Also happy 3 1/2 year anniversary.

Love FI

Dear new home,

You will be ours in less than two weeks!! We can't make to make you our own!

Your new owners

Dear Realtor,

Please find someone to rent our condo soon. It would make life a lot less stressful.

Sincerely,
Condo owner

Dear weather,

Please stay like this. I love it!

Me

Dear church,

Please get me back to me with some dates, we would really love to plan our wedding.
Thanks,

Excited Bride to Be

Swazzle · April 2013

Dear stomach flu:

Please die and go to hell. I'd like to not be in pain and dehydrated anymore. I'd like to want to eat. I'd like to not have another dream about shitting myself in my wedding dress. Kthx.

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Dear FI:

Thank you for taking such good care of me this week. You're the best and I can't wait to marry you in 24 days.

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Dear Aud:

I'm so sad I can't see you on Saturday but I know you're going to be such a beautiful bride and everything is going to be just perfect!

peekaboo2011 · April 2013

Dear Chair,

I know you're busy and 14 hours ahead of me, but I REALLY need you to answer my emails. I have 65 books to bind, and I can't start until you send me the final three pages.

Love,

Frazzled Office Manager

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Dear BF,

Thanks for being awesome this week. Although when you made my bed yesterday, you put the comforter on upside down, so the tag is at the top. For someone as OCD about that stuff as you are, I'm disappointed.

Love,

Fishy

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Dear Ex-Boss,

Hotel block closed Friday. They are sold out of rooms for the weekend. Please get this through your thick skull, book someone local for the conference, and stop coming up with people for me to invite. Invite them yourself.

No Love,

LEAVE ME ALONE.

[Deleted User] · April 2013

Period,

You suck! I feel like someone is stabbing me in the ovaries! I just want to curl up in a ball with a heating pad.

Dear client,

Thank you for sending my commission 3 months after I closed the deal. It's late but things could be worse.

Dear FI,

You are a saint and I love you so much! I don't know how a girl like me can have a man like you! I'm way too lucky!

Dear weather.

Please stay nice for Saturday so FI and I can have pretty engagement photos. Also the pollen has been outrageous! Calm down pollen!!!

Hummingbird125 · April 2013

Dear job I'm interviewing for in 4.5(!!!!) hours,

Please don't take me too long to get to. Please be able to see me as soon as I get there, so I can get back to my current job ASAP. Please have everyone seem friendly and welcoming. Please ask me questions I know how to answer. PLEASE alleviate my worries about pay and let me know that the salary is well within my acceptable range. Please seem like you REALLY REALLY LIKE me. Please ask me when I can start so I can tell you "Whenever you want me to!". Please don't tell me you are interviewing dozens of candidates and you expect to make a decision sometime within the next several weeks or months.

Okay, if I have to summarize - please just be the right fit for me and let me be the right fit for you.

Sincerely,

Hopeful job seeker

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Dear BF,

Sorry I turned you down last night. I never do that. I was (am) just way too distracted/stressed about this interview and about my current job to focus on anything else. I'm sorry and I WILL make it up to you, very soon

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Love,

J

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labro · April 2013

Dear Body,

Please fast foward in time to being skinny. Losing weight is great but this 2 lbs. a week pace just seems to drag some days.

Dear Legs,

Please stop being sore. I'm sorry I made you climb 600+ stairs and then went running two days later. I just want to be able to run faster/better/longer and get in shape.

Dear BF,

Thanks for being so awesome. I love you more every day. I'm sorry you got stuck having to buy a really expensive suit yesterday for work but I think you look damn sexy in it...just sayin'.

Love Me

Dear Etsy Shop,

Please let my custom invitations turn out beautifully. This is my first time EVER buying from Etsy and all of your glowing customer reviews are really getting my hopes up. This is for my little sister's bridesmaids brunch and I really don't want to screw it up.

Love Your Hopeful New Customer

Blue & White · April 2013

Dear dj, it is a failure in an interview when you tell me I'm a "type b" person. So I'm not ambitious or motivated?! You suck. I have another dj interview on Friday and I can't wait. Dear self, I can't believe you're laying outside right now. On the knot. Weirdo.

peekaboo2011 · April 2013

I have another one.

Dear Caterer,

I requested a buffet breakfast, no podium, and set up my room arrangement with the staff who are sponsoring my breakfast. Why on earth would you send me a quote with A/V, try to set up my room in a completely different arrangement, and have it quoted for plated? Seriously, you're about to not get our money.

No Love,

Peek

minskat30 · April 2013

Dear Ear Infection,

Please go away. You already sucked up two days of my honeymoon and now having an ear infection and being back to work sucks.

No love,

Tired of hearing ringing/nasal draining/racking coughing

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Dear Hummingbird,

Good luck!!!

Minskat

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Dear Economy,

Please get better.

Worried about the future

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Dear Hubby,

I'm so excited that I get to keep you for life.

Lots of love,

Yours

tuarceatha · April 2013

Dear Stitches, Thanks for helping me stay together, but please stop giving me waves of queasiness. Can't wait til you're gone and all that's left is pretty. Sincerely, Baby host wannabe Dear Lasak, For seriously, let's meet up. Love, A G2G wh0re wannabe Dear MIL, Thinking of you today. Hearts and hugs for you during and after your treatment. Love, Your newest DIL

loves2shop4shoes · April 2013

Dear self,

As soon as you are doing with this post, you are getting your ass up, showering, getting cute, going to starbucks, and applying for jobs. STOP STARING AT THE FOUR WALLS OF YOUR APARTMENT.

Love,

MOVE YOUR ASS

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Dear H,

I love you. I'm sorry you're going through a tough time with your family. I'm here for you. We'll get through this together.

Love,

Wifey
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Dear Brother,

ZOMG! You're moving to this side of the Pond! YAYYYYYYYYYY!

Love,

Tramp
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Dear Jobs,

I need ONE of you to take me. Please feel free to all yell out at once.

Love,

Impatient
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Dear Lyn,

I am so happy for you and Danishman. You are an inspiration.

Love,

Shoes

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Dear Buggle,

I talked to H last night. We have agreed that come hell or high water, we're moving to Chicago. Doesn't matter what happens with MIL's house.

OMG I'M MOVING TO CHICAGO!!! YOU CAN FINALLY LIVE IN MY CLOSET!! *Happydance*

Love,

BFFF
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Dear Bri, Liv, Tiger, and Leia

I love you all SO much. Thank you SO much for being so supportive day in and day out. I'm lucky to have you all in my life.

Love,

Shoes

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Dear Self,

Time's up. MOVE IT!

Kthxbai.

buddysmom80 · April 2013

Dear BF:

I'm so happy that you're excited about doing stuff to improve the home. I hate spending money, but you're right it's a good investment.

Love,

Your GF who would rather blow all her money on shoes and handbags instead.

PS-I hope this burst of home depot excitment will put you in the mood. A four week dry spell sucks hard.
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Dear co-worker

I'm thinking about you and I love you. I hope your daughter pulls through this.

Love,

Your coworker

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Dear Quigley,

Please start peeing outside when the ground is wet. You are such a little diva and mommy loves it but hates mopping the floor at 5:30 in the morning.

Love,

Your human.

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Aud,

Saturday is going to be epic!!!! You're going to be a beautiful bride!!!

Buddy
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NEYers,

You're awesome!

xoxo,

Buddysmom

Swazzle · April 2013

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_olw-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:f36203ec-211d-4332-b8be-06c2b5b488caPost:3c501828-1491-4566-85f0-d6cbe72eea88">Re:OLW</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Stitches, Thanks for helping me stay together, but please stop giving me waves of queasiness. Can't wait til you're gone and all that's left is pretty. Sincerely, Baby host wannabe Dear Lasak, For seriously, let's meet up. Love, A G2G wh0re wannabe Dear MIL, Thinking of you today. Hearts and hugs for you during and after your treatment. Love, Your newest DIL
Posted by jenjenniferf[/QUOTE]

<div>Why do you have stitches?!</div>

LaSak87 · April 2013

Dear jenjenjenjen!!
YES!!!
love,
Sak

Dear sinuses,
Clear yourselves out.
No love from my throbbing face

Blue & White · April 2013

Liv,

That "rule" about cohabitation? Is a load of mularkey. That's such a great word.
I had a friend's girlfriend tell me that their relationship was stronger than my and BF's (at the time) because we were long distance and therefore, didn't have enough time together to have a strong relationship. She will be the FIRST person I cut from my guest list. I'm surprised those jokesters are still on my guest list. Cause I don't like people that ignore me because they have kids. Give me a break and grow a pair.

-I want to punch your "friend" in the face.

Belle2188 · April 2013

Dear Coworkers,

Just because my desk is in the front of the office does not mean that you have free reign to use my pens and rummage through my drawers looking for things. I don't want your germs all over my desk. That means you especially, guy who cut himself with my scissors and bled all over them. Gross.

No Love,

Girl who just Lysol-ed everything on and around her desk

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Dear BF,

Thank you for the little note reminding me to take my lunch. It was very sweet and thoughtful. Also, you little instigator/button pusher, I knew what you were insinuating last night when you said coaching was almost over--I just choose to ignore your attempts at throwing me on and off the trail. Just let it be a surprise!

Love You Always,

GF

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Dear Self,

Cheer up. You'll be home soon enough and it's really not so bad here. I know it's warm in NY now and that's all the more reason to miss it, but just make the best of things.

Love,

You

leia1979 · April 2013

Dear Shoes,

I'm so happy some positive changes are starting for you. You need it, and I want you to be happy. I was also excited to watch your pretty face on video last night.

Please let Buggle out of the closet from time to time so she can visit me.

Love,
Leia

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Lyn and Buggle,

Less than two months! We'll have shirts ordered soon! Aaaaaaagh! (Imagine excited Kermit the frog.)

Your Disneyland partner-in-crime

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Dear Buddy,

I've had a great time getting to know you in chat. I'm happy to call you a friend, awesome lady.

Leia

audrewuh · April 2013

Dear FI, I get to call you H in 3 DAYS!!!!! I cannot wait. You have been my rock these last few weeks and you've been a huge rock star handling all of the money for this wedding. Me love you long time, Your almost wife Dear Rachel, Get better soon!! I can't wait to shove my face with yummy food in your presence in ONE WEEK, but that may be a little hard if you're puking everywhere. All my love, Aud Dear Elle, Drive faster!!!! I want to hug you so hard! And FI is peeing himself with excitement. Love, Drew Cheatsattrivia Grape and Roberto Bing Dear dress, Please fit. I know I gained all my weight back, but I want you to look rockin on me. Be nice? Thinking skinny thoughts, Anxious bride

GoldenPenguin · April 2013

Dear Liv,

I can't wait to see you soon and get all the snuggles, AND my birthday present (because I know what it is and I can't wait to wear it).

Love,
Spicebush

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Dear RDR,

I'm so excited for your wedding, I could pee.

Also, I've got your back, so don't stress. Only happy tears on that day, pinky swear.

Love,
Sisser

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Dear Jobs,

It's cool that I have a few interviews coming up, but if one of you could offer me a damn position, it would make my life a hell of a lot easier.

KTHX.
Me.

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Dear BF,

I love living with you so far. I know we're still getting used to everything, but it'll fall together, and we'll be a happy little family. I meant what I said the other night about how it feels like we've been together forever because I don't remember what life was like before you.

I love you more than life. Thank you for making me the happiest girl alive.

Love,
GF

tuarceatha · April 2013

In Response to Re:OLW:[QUOTE]In Response to Re:OLW:Dear Stitches, Thanks for helping me stay together, but please stop giving me waves of queasiness. Can't wait til you're gone and all that's left is pretty. Sincerely, Baby host wannabe Dear Lasak, For seriously, let's meet up. Love, A G2G wh0re wannabe Dear MIL, Thinking of you today. Hearts and hugs for you during and after your treatment. Love, Your newest DILPosted by jenjenniferfWhy do you have stitches?! Posted by rdr716[/QUOTE]

Pls see fb post. when you can.

Stina51286 · April 2013

Dear Wedding,

OMG you are less than 6 months away. The nerves/excitement set in at a close friend's wedding this past weekend. Can you please finish planning yourself now?

Sincerely,

Im over this..

Dear FI,

Thanks for the 6 month text last Friday. You told me you had no idea!

Love,

Me!

Dear Fat Self,

Get off your lazy butt already.

Sincerely,

Lack of Motivation.

minskat30 · April 2013

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_olw-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:f36203ec-211d-4332-b8be-06c2b5b488caPost:bb3db59e-441a-49ed-953a-d1ed61514e69">Re:OLW</a>:
[QUOTE] Dear dress, Please fit. I know I gained all my weight back, but I want you to look rockin on me. Be nice? Thinking skinny thoughts, Anxious bride
Posted by audrewuh[/QUOTE]

It will fit and it will look lovely...promise. I can't wait to see pictures!

Hummingbird125 · April 2013

Dear job I JUST got back from interviewing for,

I love you. I think that went very very very well. Please don't let me be mistaken. I would like an answer within a week, k???

Love,

So hopeful I can quit this job by the end of next week.

kmbryant2413 · April 2013

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_olw-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:f36203ec-211d-4332-b8be-06c2b5b488caPost:37f4cc64-dcb1-4726-904b-ee42ecf8dc01">Re: OLW</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear job I JUST got back from interviewing for, I love you. I think that went very very very well. Please don't let me be mistaken. I would like an answer within a week, k??? Love, So hopeful I can quit this job by the end of next week.
Posted by Hummingbird125[/QUOTE]

<div>In letter form:</div><div>
</div><div>Hummingbird,</div><div>
</div><div>Fingers crossed for you! I'm sure it'll end up splendidly and you'll hear soon :)</div><div>
</div><div>Love,</div><div>Fellow better-job seeker</div>

KeptInStitches · April 2013

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_olw-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:f36203ec-211d-4332-b8be-06c2b5b488caPost:37f4cc64-dcb1-4726-904b-ee42ecf8dc01">Re: OLW</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear job I JUST got back from interviewing for, I love you. I think that went very very very well. Please don't let me be mistaken. I would like an answer within a week, k??? Love, So hopeful I can quit this job by the end of next week.
Posted by Hummingbird125[/QUOTE]

<div>Hummingbird,</div><div>
</div><div>Fingers crossed! Good employment vibes heading your way!</div>

Swazzle · April 2013

Dear Bri,

I can't wait to see your face in 3 weeks and 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!

OLW

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