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Open letter to FI's aunt

Dear BSC Aunt of FI's:

If you mention to me ONE MORE EFFING TIME that you think my cousin will be 'too pregnant' at our wedding to do a Bible reading, I will go so effing bridezilla on your ass that you won't know what hit you. Also, you will be disinvited from my wedding because you can't abide by the axiom of, 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.' Kindly STFU before I stop letting FI deal with you nicely and he lets me deal with you my way.

No hugs and kisses because I don't like you,

Me
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I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'

Re: Open letter to FI's aunt

  • Please let her ask just one more time, please let her ask just one more time, please let her ask just one more time.  I'm sorry, but I really want to hear the follow up when she does ask.....
  • edited May 2013
    Why can't you say anything to her? She's your future family. Just tell her you love your fat cousin and that's that.
  • In Response to Re:Open letter to FI's aunt:[QUOTE]Why can't you say anything to her? She's your future family. Just tell her you love your fat cousin and that's that. Posted by Yessieyo35[/QUOTE] I have never been pregnant BUT I have gathered from my sisters and friends who have been calling them FAT is very rude. My sister actually slapped a friend of her DH because he jokingly called her fat when she was pregnant with my niece.
    You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. - Barbara DeAngelis
  • One of my best friends is going to be 35 weeks at the wedding, considering she had 1 at 33 and 1 at 35 we know its possible she won't make it or will be close to popping. I've teased her don't let ur water break till I leave the dance floor. We've known each other for other 20 yrs. if her water were to break at the wedding, what's the big deal?? We joke it would be awesome. I hate when ppl think pregnancy is a disability. I remember a nurse in the VA hospital asking me when I was due. I said THE FIRST. she says oh your getting close, I said "yeah MAY 1ST" and i was already 41 weeks. She panicked and says "and they let you go in public". WTF?? I was grocery shopping and getting my nails done at 41.5 weeks bc I was still pregnant and bored and miserable and trying to keep busy. (He was born at 42 weeks).
  • Well 38 weeks is full term. She is very likely to go into labor I had my lo at 36 weeks and obviously people have gone earlier but I still dont see the problem really especially when only 9 of the time a woman's water breaking is the first sign of labor.
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