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KeptInStitches · May 2013

Since no one else has started this, I'll have a go if that's okay:

Dear universe,

Remember last week when I asked for a break? Yeah. This was the opposite.

No love,

Want something to go my way

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Dear NEY,

Sorry I'm vague-knotting. There's some isht going down right now for me personally and professionally, and I'm burning out really really fast. I need a place to vent, but I'm not ready to share all the details.

Thanks in advance,

Stitches

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Dear DB's GF,

You know, now that you're going to be working at my favorite coffee shop this summer, I can't go there as often because I don't want you to know about my coffee dependency. But I'll never say it to your face, of course ...

Love,

Stitches

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Dear Mom,

You know, all I ever wanted was for you to be proud of me. No matter how this shakes down, that's still true - can you find a way? I"m really trying over here.

Love,

Stitches

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ETA:

Dear Sak/anyone else on here relying on funding:

Saw this (LINK) and thought of all of us ...

-Stitches

Peaseblossom55 · May 2013

Dear FI,
Please get well soon, the stomach virus you have is no fun. I can't wait for us to go see this venue tonight. I think this may be it.
Love,
FI
Dear allergies,

Please go away and let me feel better,

thanks,
poor allergy sufferer

Dear new home,

We love you so much. I hope you like all of the improvements and changes we are making to you.

New Owners

Dear company I work for,

Please post some new jobs I can apply for and soon.

Thanks,
Awesome Employee who needs something new

I think that is it for now.

buddysmom80 · May 2013

Dear Allegra,

Thank you for helping me with these crappy allergies. You make my day soooo much better! You are worth every dime I spent on you.

Love,

No love for the seasonal allergies

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Dear Bridesmaidzilla and friend of bride,

NO (making a grumpy cat face while typing that)

Me
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Dear BF,

Once again, thank you for putting up with my anxiety and stress lately, you put everything in perspective and I appreciate that. I can't wait for vacation, it can't come soon enough! I'll miss you this weekend!

Love,

Your GF
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Dear Mom,

Please no fighting this weekend, my nerves can't take it

Your Daughter
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Dear NEYers,

Thanks for being a great group of ladies! I'll need your support more than ever with my friend's wedding coming up, it's getting ridiculous!

Buddysmom80
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Dear Quigley,

I'm glad we are training each other. You pick up so quick. Hopefully we can work on the "stay" command a little bit better, but you're getting it and I'm proud.

A proud fur mom

kmbryant2413 · May 2013

First and foremost:

Dear NEYers,

You guys really helped me get my head on straight last week, and made me realize that I was not absolutely crazy pants over BF's family drama. You helped calm me down and I love you guys SO MUCH for it. BF and I are going to be going to counseling (so my insurance can pay) to make sure we don't fall apart during this mess. BF also said 'Consider it pre-marriage counseling' last night, and I might have squeed. So I'll share the good news with yall. Thank you

Love,

Drama Llama

Dear BF,

I said some horribly mean things during our fight. I'm going to get help, and so are we. I know we have a healthy relationship, just my brain isn't so healthy ;-; I love you, thanks for being patient

Love always,

Your tiny drama llama

Dear Mom,

I'm SO thrilled to be watching your little yappy dogs all weekend. I srsly need a vacation and everyone is planning their own and booking weekends before I can. Plz watch my dog next week.

Thanks,

Burnt out daughter

Dear work,

Go fluck yourself.

No love,

I wanna quit

cu97tiger · May 2013

Dear me,

Get some sleep tonight. Kthxbai

Love, me

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Dear DH,

Seeing you after a long day totally makes me happy. I love how much I love you. Also, I'll put away my clean clothes tonight, I promise. And I'll walk the dog. And I'll balance the checkbook.

Love,

Wifey

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Dear World,

I have 99% of what I ever could have asked for, and goshdarnit, I am so happy with that.

Love,

Blessed lady

[Deleted User] · May 2013

Dear today,

You have really sucked so far!

Dear work,

The server is down and I can't do anything....great... I'm at least thankful that I have supportive coworkers who will listen to me vent about stupid things.

Dear wedding planning,

I hate you and I would like to throw you out the window and just walk on down to the courthouse. I want to go to St. Lucia right now with my FI and just leave!

Dear FI,

Let's run away together right now and live on an island.

minskat30 · May 2013

Dear H,

I'm sorry work is a disaster and I'm swamped. I promise I'll be able to cook something for dinner sometime in the distant future.

Love,

Wife

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Dear Work,

When it rains, it pours. I'll keep up but be nice.

Tired Employee

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Dear Body,

I know, I know. I'm not working out and I'm stress eating. I don't blame you for gaining weight. Got to find time for you too.

Tired lady

CLoGreenEyes · May 2013

Dear work,

Why, why, why can we never have a happy medium? Either there are five staff members in the house for one patient (yesterday) or ten patients that count as twenty for those same five. Either way I am exhausted and grumpy afterward, even though I love my work and am so proud of it.

Chill out please,

CNA whose feet are killing her today

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Dear BF,

Thank you for the lovely hike and conversation on Sunday. Even though I baffle you and you perplex me, there's no one I'd rather try to understand. I love you, and I hope we will get a chance for a daytrip before school starts in 20 days!

Love,

Your GF

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Dear tastebuds,

Please learn to hate things like chocolate and Diet Coke. This beach body your BF somehow thinks you have? It is becoming not so.

Resentfully,

My tummy

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Dear house,

Please vacuum yourself, because ew.

No love,

Me

thelamarrs · May 2013

Dear NEY,

Sorry I've been gone for so long. I've been back and lurking though.

Condolences, moi.

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Dear Finals,

BE OVER OKAY?

Love, sleep deprived.

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Dear body,

I'm sorry I've pulled two all nighters in a row. I promise I'll sleep soon,

Sincerely, brain.

rusngl2 · May 2013

Dear BSC Coworker,

Please stop pulling me into your drama! Just because one male coworker got married and another got engaged does not mean your relationship with your BF is a failure. I am not selling tickets for my BSC train.

Signed,

Drained coworker

Dear SO,

Thanks for letting me vent about BSC coworker without assuming Im losing it. Thank you for talking me off of the cliff and just being you and reassuring me that we're fine.

Signed

Ever-Crazy GF

Dear Homework

Seriously do yourself, not feeling you this week..

Signed

Frustrated Grad Student

GoldenPenguin · May 2013

Dear NEW JOB!!!!!!!

I AM SO EXCITEDDDDDD!!!!! I think you are going to be perfect for me. I can't wait to start, and get to know everything and everyone and AHHHHH!!!

SO.MUCH.LOVE.

Sincerely,
Already bought new bright red sneakers - Go Engineers!!

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Dear NEY,

Seriously, I never could have made it this far without you biitches. Thank you for putting up with my whining & complaining & biitching, and my endless open letters to all of the millions of jobs I was applying for. Thank you for continuing to encourage me, and to push me to be the best I could be. You all told me that life would come together someday, and I didn't believe you, for a really long time. I've never been so happy to hear "I TOLD YOU SO." than I am now.

I love you all!!!
BriBQ

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Dear BF,

I LOVE YOU. That's all. Now, feel better soon so we can go out & celebrate!!!

Big loves, to the moon & back,
GF

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RDR,

I hope you are having an amaaazzzzing time on your Honeymoon! And I really hope you have stolen me a penguin and a baby tiger already. I had the BEST time EVER at your wedding, I'm so glad I could be there, and I can't wait to see you again SOON!!

LOVE YOU!!!
Sisser

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kmbryant2413 · May 2013

BBQ,

Congrats on the new job! YAAAAYYY!!!

Love,

Probably a few posts behind NEYer

Belle2188 · May 2013

Dear Apartment,

Please clean yourself so I don't have to!

No Love,

Tired

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Dear Boss,

I know our one-on-ones are usually just check-ins, but pleaseeeee have something to tell me about a promotion! I don't want to have to ask because I'm a chicken sh!t.

Most Sincerely,

Devoted Employee

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Dear NEY,

Thanks for being here to help absorb some of my craziness and mellow me out. It helps to have a place to come and say things I wouldn't dare say outloud!

Eternally Grateful,

Belle

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Dear BF,

I'm really glad you enjoyed your informative meeting with the jeweler, but let's put the brakes on a little before you spend every cent you have. I love that you want to get me the best of the best, but what you're looking at is going to cost a fortune. Also, quit teasing me!

Love You,

GF

loves2shop4shoes · May 2013

Dear Buggle,

I am working on it! Hopefully H will get a job there SOON and you can move into my closet shortly thereafter. I cannot wait to live within driving distance.

Gas up your car.

Love,
Soon to be Midwesterner...God help me.
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Dear H,

Your text and calls about a potential new job in Chicago made my entire day. You will get a BJ the second you walk through the door.

And your love and support has made me get through this sucktastic jobless time. You are the best thing that ever happened to me.

Love,
Finding knee pads
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Dear NEY,

You keep me even remotely sane.

I love you all

Shoes
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Dear Tiger,

Thank you for your advice about job stuff. You are awesome and you have 99% of whatever you could want because you are made of awesome and completely deserve it.

Love,
Hopeful apprentice
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Dear Liv,

I love you. Hardcore. And I want to know how you take your coffee...so sometime I can parade into your work with free Starbucks.

Love,
Loving Stalker
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Dear Bri,

YOU GOT THE JOB! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! First step job, next step proposal...

I can't wait to be allowed to start sending you wedding dress pics.

Love,
I'm sorry I'm so BSC
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Dear skin,

I know my body has been stressed out. But breaking out all over my body in ways you haven't done since I was 15 isn't cute. And I refuse to shoot beauty vlogs while you look like this.

FFS, I've gone out the last TWO days without makeup in an effort to give you time to breathe. ENOUGH ALREADY!

Love,

Get your sh!t together
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Dear self,

You've gotta get more disciplined with your time. Tonight you're taking Nyquil to knock you out a decent hour, so you can get up at a decent hour...and be productive.

Love,
The inner drill sargeant

kmbryant2413 · May 2013

Dear Best BF in the entire world,

OMGWTFBBQ You got us tickets to see the Rangers game? THE ONE ON MY BIRTHDAY. PLAYING THE YANKEES. My head is about to explode. And we get to sit on the first base line. I might be slightly hyperventilating right now. You've made me the happiest. I can't wait to tell you your birthday plans!!! Guess who gets majorly hot secks tonight? You do.

Love,

Rabid Rangers Fan

cu97tiger · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]Dear Tiger, Thank you for your advice about job stuff. You are awesome and you have 99% of whatever you could want because you are made of awesome and completely deserve it. Love, Hopeful apprentice

Posted by loves2shop4shoes[/QUOTE]

Thanks, lady. I'm excited for your new adventure and am happy to help in any small way I can.

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Dear Bri,

I cannot even explain how happy I am for you. Things are on the upswing and you deserve every bit of it!

Love,

Tiger

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Dear Twix bar,

You're my last treat for awhile... so taste good, mmmkay?

Love,

Determined weight-loser

leia1979 · May 2013

Dear Lyn and Buggle,

Yay four weeks! It'll be here before we know it!

Love,
Leia

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Dear Buggle,

Is it creepy if I say I want to see your b-pics?

Seriously-I'm-Not-A-Stalker

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Yo thief,

You stole my husband's wedding ring, you bastard. I can understand the cash and credit cards, maybe even the watch, but you stole another man's wedding ring that's probably not even worth $50 on the street. I really want to go all Veronica Mars on your ass, track you down, and hand you over to the police. I hope you get the karma you deserve.

F-off,
Angry wife

Hummingbird125 · May 2013

Dear NEY, I MISS YOU GUYS. I started my new job on Monday, so no more working from home! I don't have a desk/computer of my own yet and I'm definitely not comfortable enough to be surfing TK while at work, so I'll probably be MIA for a while. However, I am reading everything posted here every day, while I laze around on the couch at night. Bye for now! Hummingbird

Vintagelove4 · May 2013

Dear FI,

I love you! Please hurry and finish packing because the move is only a week away!

Love,
Skittles
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Dear soon-to-be old job,

Thank you! I learned a lot here and made two really great friends. Alas, Mr. C, you can kindly throw yourself off of a cliff. I know you still don't know that I'm leaving even though my last day is Friday. Supervisor D apparently doesn't like you either and I've learned your job is soon to be opened up! High-five universe!

Goodbye!
Former Employee
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Dear new job,

I'm so excited and nervous to start! I will try to decorate the best cakes you have ever seen!

Much love,
the new cake decorateor
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Dear move from SD to CO,

Please go well. You are kind of stressing me out right now.

Love,
anxious redhead

Shiroyasha · May 2013

Dear Body and Mind,

WTF are you doing? There are no outward signs of illness, but dear god, I feel like I've been hit by a bus. You won't let me get out of bed easily and I always end up taking a nap a couple hours later. My head hurts and I'm so out of it. I swear I haven't been this achy in ages. You have no business being ill, so get it together and let's start feeling better now.

Love,

Me

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Dear Coworkers,

I am sorry about the other day. It was one of those days where I felt like I could handle being off physically or mentally, but not both. I had zero cares to give and I feel horrible about it.

Sincerely,

Cranky

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Dear Pookie,

You were the best cat anyone could ask for. You had seventeen good years. We watched you grow from a tiny kitten to an old curmudgeon. You were our constant companion. You watched us grow from small children to teenagers, and then into adults. You always came in to cheer me up and snuggle if I was upset. I miss you so much more now that you're gone, but I'm glad you aren't suffering anymore.

Love,

Amy

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