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Blue & White · May 2013

Dear Nurse Erica,

You were the nicest nurse I've ever had. I hate hate hate getting my blood taken but you made it a much better experience. I'm kind of embarrassed that you AND the other tech remembered me today when I brought in my stool sample (omg, that was really gross by the way) but I think that makes you a good nurse.

-My stomach is still ridiculous. Please please please help me fix this

Dear stomach,

As noted above, you're ridiculous. It is unnecessary to wake me up with chills last night. Plusalso I'm absent on the second day of my classes today. That's lame. Thank god for Blackboard, where I can post online assignments instead of finding a sub (cause that doesn't look like it's happening.)

-Not a happy stomach owner

Dear FI,

I don't know if I can do the 5K this weekend and that makes me sad. I hope I can go and cheer you on at the very least. At least I get a tshirt out of it...

-I need more food to run a 5K

Dear tornados,

You suck.

-Not a fan.

Dear woodpecker,

I'm really glad you haven't been pecking the house this week. I'd smack you upside the head.

-I like my sleep.

[Deleted User] · May 2013

@Blue&White I'm sorry you haven't been feeling well. I hope you start to feel better soon.

Dear clients,

Respond to my emails and voice mails!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't say this enough!!! I'm going to karate chop you in the face.

No love at all forever,

Your recruiter

Dear wedding,

Tomorrow you will be exactly 6 months away! Yay!!!! I want you here now but there is still a lot of things FI and I need to get done.

Love,

Your planner

Dear FI,

I love you hard! I'm so grateful to have you as my future husband. I'm so unbelievably lucky.

Love,

Your FI

Dear Braves,

Great game last night, keep it up!

Love,

Your loyal chopper

Swazzle · May 2013

Dear Husband,

I love calling you husband.

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Dear Africa,

Please move closer than a 15 hour flight away because I'm kind of obsessed with you and would like to visit more often.

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Dear Self,

Please stop being lazy. You think about being active almost everyday but then you go home, make dinner, and get on the couch. This isn't a healthy routine!

Blue & White · May 2013

@mhollister89, Six months! That's awesome

I know it will all come together perfectly!!

@rdr716, you've been married for...18 days! That's also awesome

But yea, we still need honeymoon pics

peekaboo2011 · May 2013

Dear BF,

Thanks for the pounce last night. You're pretty phenomenal in bed.

Love,

Fishy

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Dear Self,

You have 9 days until TM. Pull your shite together.

Love,

Self

Swazzle · May 2013

Blue & White said:

@mhollister89, Six months! That's awesome I know it will all come together perfectly!!

@rdr716, you've been married for...18 days! That's also awesome But yea, we still need honeymoon pics

Oops! You're right. I completely forgot the other night. Can we post pics from mobile now? If so, I'll start a thread.

**runs off to check mobile**

beanbot2002 · May 2013

Dear self:

I'm so proud of you for going to a seminar ALL BY YOURSELF! This was a major deal considering you're terrified of being in intimate groups of strangers. You managed to stay poised and professional the whole time instead of throwing out inappropriate jokes in your uncomfortable state. High fives! Oh! And take that knowledge that you gained from those amazing young photographers and make your business GROW!

Love,

That chick who (usually) doesn't know how to act around strangers

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Dear el Senor:

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! 19 years of being best friends, 3.5 years of bumpin' nasties, and 2 years of being together-together. You are the most patient and loving man to stick around through all of my crazy. I know I drive you insane most days. I'm sorry that I freak if you put the utensils in the drawer, facing the wrong direction. I'm sure there have been moments you've wanted to high five me. In the face. With a chair. I'm glad you haven't. You're awesome. And damn sexy. Poking me in the belly button with your peen this morning was well...you. And I wouldn't have you any other way. And it made up for you forgetting about today.

XOXO,

I just love you.

Swazzle · May 2013

@beanbot2002 -- Happy anniversary to you and el Senor! Love you!!!

kelley198721 · May 2013

Dear Work,

Please don't let this staff meeting that starts in 10 minutes run long. I am finding it difficult to keep my eyes open.

Thanks,

Sleepy Employee

Dear BF,

I'm sorry I freaked you out last night. Can we just forget about it and erase last night from our memories?

Love,

Your now sane girlfriend

Dear Body,

Do not skip Zumba today! You skipped yesterday and that is not good. Gotta get on a regular workout routine.

Sincerely,

Lazy girl who doesn't like working out

beanbot2002 · May 2013

rdr716 said:

@beanbot2002 -- Happy anniversary to you and el Senor! Love you!!!

@rdr716 THANK YOU! love you mucho mucho mucho. I miss your face!

Blue & White · May 2013

@beanbot2002, I am so the same way around strangers. Awesome job keeping it in check at the seminar!

beanbot2002 · May 2013

Blue & White said:

@beanbot2002, I am so the same way around strangers. Awesome job keeping it in check at the seminar!

It was fracking hard as fuck. And at one point I wanted to donkey kick this one woman in the uterus. But I didn't. She had an answer for everything and kept cutting off the two women who were conducting the seminar. And she was yelling. In a small closed room. Yelling her answers. In my ear. And they were not all correct. But she yelled them anyway. I tried to think maybe she was uncomfortable around strangers too, and maybe this was how it manifested. Who knows?

ETA: awwwww...it **** out my curse word. NO LIKEY!

peekaboo2011 · May 2013

Bean! Happy Anniversary!!

KeptInStitches · May 2013

Dear Bean,

Happy anniversary!

labro · May 2013

@mhollister89 YAY SIX MONTHS!!!! So close! Your wedding is going to be seriously awesome!

Dear Sinuses,

Please clear up. It wasn't fun having to sleep propped up last night just so I could breathe.

No Love,

Me

Dear Mortgage People,

FFS get our appraisal submitted!!! Closing is a week and a half away and you've told us 10 times now that you've "escalated" the request to push it through the system. How much escalation do you really need?

No love (again),

Future Home Buyer

Dear Apartment,

Please clean yourself.

kthxbye

minskat30 · May 2013

Happy Anniversary, Bean!

B&W: Feel better soon.

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Dear Self,

You are gaining weight. Stop it.

Getting-too-relaxed-wife.

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Dear H,

I'm so lucky to have you. We are going to have an awesome time at the Indy 500 and I *knock on wood* promise not to work this weekend.

Me

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Dear Indy 500,

Please be lots of fun. This is the first weekend H and I will have a whole weekend without me working.

Excited-soon-to-be-fan

[Deleted User] · May 2013

@beanbot2002 -Happy Anniversary!

motoLyn · May 2013

Dear Bean,

Happy Anniversary TooTs!

Love,
One who rarely posts

Dear Danish Man,

I don't know what I did to get you in my life, but I will figure it out so I can keep you. Thank you SOOOO much for letting and helping me figure out a way to get me to Kona, HI for labor day weekend so that I can participate in the 18 mile outrigger race. I feel bad that I'll be leaving you for 5 days to be in paradise eating poke and becoming a toasty coconut while I paddle. I love you so much!

Love love love,
Your water loving wife

Dear Buggle and Leia,

Ladies just TWO more weeks, I'll be picking you up for a weekend of food, fun and Disney times! Can't wait!

Love,

Moto, Maus and Brutus who will snuggle your face off.

GoldenPenguin · May 2013

Dear RDR,

I'm still reliving the amazingness that was your wedding. I also can't stop looking at your honeymoon pictures, cause I'm a giant creeper. A jealous giant creeper. Send me pics of my nieces & nephew soon - I miss them!!

Love,
Sisser

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Dear Sakalicious,

I am obsessed with our laughing-till-we-pee FaceTime dates. They are the best anti-anxiety/depression meds I've tried.

Calm your flaccid penis.
Nooooooooo!!

*********

Dear Liv,

I can't wait to snuggle your face off. I have been needing BFF time, and I can't wait for my birthday present, FINALLY!! ;-)

Love,
Spicebush

PS do you think we can have a pig pile with me, you, Violet, Ty, Tucker, Brady, AND Earl?? It would be the most epic snuggles ever.

**********

Dear Violet,

Thanks for not being a typical scaredy cat puppers with the giant thunderstorms last night. Your dad & I appreciate you being sane. You're just the bestest girl ever.

Love,
Momma

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Dear BF,

I love you. That's all.

Me

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Dear Bean,

Happy Anniversary!! Love you!!

BriBQ

buddysmom80 · May 2013

Dear Bean,

Happy anniversary! I'm glad I'm not the only one who goes BSC if the utensils are not in the drawer correctly.

Hugs,

buddysmom

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motolyn,

I'm so excited for you that you're going to Hawaii, you're going to kick ass in your race. I'm so glad you'll be able to go!!!!

buddy

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NEYers,

Thanks for being there lately especially with the stuff going on with bf. I appreciate it, I'm glad I have people to vent/ask for advice/cry to etc. I'm thankful a few months ago, I got the balls to start posting here after lurking because I'm glad I finally have some ladies in my life that are supportive. Sending all the hugs!

Buddysmom

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Dear BF,

Please stop talking about XBox 1 or whatever the hell it's called. Also I gave you a reprieve last night on your A+ certification studying so that you could read all the blogs about it. Tonight though, back to studying. Also please do not dominate our vacation time checking out what's going on at the E4 conference or whatever the hell it is.

Love,

your gf

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Dear pool,

Thanks for getting rid of the disgusting green crap that was floating around. Now, could you please get the chlorine down to a level where people's limbs aren't going to burn off if they swim in the pool this weekend. I hate you pool.

No love,

Me

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Dear gyn,

I don't like this follow-up appointment that we're having. I shouldn't have called back and said: "oh I have more questions" because now you want to see me again. In your office. I hope I'm not in trouble, but I still love you.

Your lifetime patient except for when I get KTFU

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Dear Mexico,

I can't wait to see you. Ahhhh, I need this vacation!

Love you long time.

Stina51286 · May 2013

Dear Time,

Holy crap you are flying by. Please so down. We still have tons to do.

Sincerely,

You're going too fast.

Dear Self,

Great job on finishing your fourth half with little to no training. You didn't PR, but you finished and raised over $1,400.00 in the process. Go You! Now keep up with your most recent motivation, you have a dress fitting in just over two months.

Love,

Me

Dear Bean,

Happy Anniversary! Plusalso, that part of your post made me laugh.

Love,

Stina

Swazzle · May 2013

Dear Lyn,

YAY! I'm so excited for you! You're going to rock that outrigger race!

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Dear Bri,

I'm so freakin glad you were there! I will send you B, H, and Snoos pictures tonight! Less than 2 weeks until our weekly wine + Facetime + PLL dates commence!

GoldenPenguin · May 2013

rdr716 said:
Dear Lyn,

YAY! I'm so excited for you! You're going to rock that outrigger race!

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Dear Bri,

I'm so freakin glad you were there! I will send you B, H, and Snoos pictures tonight! Less than 2 weeks until our weekly wine + Facetime + PLL dates commence!

Ahhhh!! I keep forgetting it's coming back so soon!!! S can't WAIT ;-)

radleyboo · May 2013

@buddysmom08: FI was going ON about xBox1 last night! What's the big cheese about ANOTHER game console? I don't get it.

Dear DB Co-Worker,

If you make one more off-colored comment or send me one more inappropriate email, I will hand your arse to HR on a platter. Watch yourself. I'm saving everything and keeping notes.

Sincerely,

Your PROFESSIONAL Team Mate

Dear Family,

If I hear one more 'It's just a second wedding' comment from any one of you, I will not be responsible for any actions that may follow. I'm marrying the love of my life, so even though this is a second wedding, it's a pretty big deal to me and your snark hurts my feelings. If you have nothing nice to say.... you know the rest.

Love,

The Bride

Dear FI,

I love you so much and cannot wait to lay on a beach with you for a week. All of this craziness is quickly coming to and end.

Love,

Me

Belle2188 · May 2013

Dear New Marketing Director,

Pleaseeeee like me! You seem awesome, and I saw that look in your eyes when I told you how long I've been here. In response to the aforementioned look, which I am interpreting in my favor, YES, I would love to be promoted to work under you.

Please and Thank You,

Hopeful Future Subordinate

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Dear BF,

I'm glad you're so excited about seeing your pal so happy, and I'm glad it's rubbing off on you

Squeeeeee I'm so excited that you're excited! Also, I caught you watching me sleep this morning. It was cute.

Love You,

GF

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Dear Jillian DVD,

See you tonight. Try not to make me vomit.

Sincerely,

Out of Shape

beanbot2002 · May 2013

Awww! You guys!! I love that you are giving me anniversary love! I'm going to drive to the next town over, tonight to pick up a case of senor's favorite beer. It's a fairly unknown beer, so only a few places carry it. My plan, originally, had been to purchase him a brewing kit and Home Brewer's bible/book that another friend recommended, BUT Bean is showing A LOT this summer. I'm just not going to be able to swing that extra few hundred bucks. Best part is, he totally agrees that all of our extra funds need to go towards putting Bean in the show ring to help him build his confidence. Such a good dad.

Shiroyasha · May 2013

@beanbot2002 Happy Anniversary!!!!

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Dear Body,

I'm still really confused about what you think you're doing. Or are you just really determined to make this cycle horrible for me. Sometimes I hate you.

Love,

Me.

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Dear BF,

You are an amazing man, but sometimes you drive me nuts. Like with our bed. STAY ON YOUR SIDE! You have two feet or more of space and yet you find it fit to keep heading my way at night. Also, I don't mind not putting laundry away when you take it out of the dryer. It's probably one of my least favorite things to do too. But at least leave it in a basket in the bedroom. Not in a pile on the couch. I just thoroughly cleaned the house and now there's laundry on the couch and your gaffe pole on the floor.

Love,
GF

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Dear Olive Kitty,

I'm so sorry that you aren't going to be the only fur-baby in this house soon. You've been spoiled by being the only pet for the last 2 years. I know you're going to be mad, but just because we get a puppy doesn't mean we love you any less. It might make us drive you less crazy by giving you snuggles and petting you all the time, but we're not going to love you any less.

Love,

The Authorities

CLoGreenEyes · May 2013

@beanbot2002, happy anniversary from me too!

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Dear BF,

Yay for date night! I think you will really love the new dress I bought to wear out tonight, and I'm excited to see you all cleaned up and looking extra handsome. I love you so much and am just looking forward to seeing your face in a few hours!

(Also, I empathize in advance for all the crap we are gonna get tomorrow at our college reunion for not being engaged. It's gonna be awkward. But we've got our reasons and that will have to be enough.)

Love,

Your GF

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Dear BFF,

I am so excited for you and T getting engaged! You are gonna be a beautiful bride and he is uber-lucky to be getting married to you. And yes, I will wear the toga-looking bridesmaid dress if that's what you like. Now, please be a pal and not fuel my BSC by saying how it'll be my turn soon and similar stuff - it is making me antsier than I otherwise would be. (And please, for the love of all that is holy, don't tell HIM to get a move on like you said you were going to!) Let's just make cute stuff for your wedding and enjoy all the girlie stuff about it your fiance won't understand.

Te amo mucho!

Your dear expensive face

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Dear NURS-122,

So, the syllabus for my first class is thicker than some of my Psych textbooks. This is getting real, isn't it?

Gonna start reading NOW

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Dear self,

Please remember to get drug tested for school before June 1! It'll be the easiest test of this part of your life, so pul-EEEEEAAAAAAASE don't mess it up by forgetting!

Sincerely,

I know how your mind works sometimes

Peaseblossom55 · May 2013

Bean,

Happy Anniversary!

Danser

Dear TK,

I can't log in from work I can't update my signature... I just want to add my wedding ticker!!!!

Annoyed Danser

Dear Company I work for,

Was it taking you so long to call me for an interview, please call me I am beyond miserable at my job.

Sincerely,

Girl who desperately hates her current job

Dear FI,

I love you more and more each day. I love our new home.

Love,

Me

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