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I do believe it's Tuesday. Tell 'Em Fam!

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A child, (14, 15 maybe) wearing his pants halfway down his behind, called me ma'am this morning.   My innards didn't know whether to feel horrified, amused, honored or upset.  They finally settled on mom mode: mmmph, pull up your trousers baby, don't nobody wanna see all lat.

It could be way worse.  I could've left the house to find me an RC Cola and come back to find my house on  faaahrrr.

Go.
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Re: I do believe it's Tuesday. Tell 'Em Fam!

  • leatbaleatba member
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    My dearest family, I don't see most of y'all regularly and while I'm happy that you will be able to join us, who the eff gave you the ok to invite your boyfriends sisters cousin to my wedding. And please don't be mad at me when their names aren't on my list and they can't get in. You didn't put in on this so you can't be inviting people all willy nilly. Me
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  • pearls687pearls687 member
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    edited July 2013

    Dear Daughter,

    I'm really proud that you're headed to college in the fall but you need to take the reigns on getting your stuff together without me having to stay on you.  August 16 will be here before you know it.  Don't blame me if you all you show up with is a sheet of paper and a pencil, because I tried to tell you to get it in gear!!  Lawd, I hope this procrastination isn't a sign of your future academic performance!!  You are wearing me out!

    That is all.

    Love,

    Your Personal Assistant AKA Mom

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  • 20pearls1620pearls16 member
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    Dear Self!

    You have gained 13 lbs since you got married 11 months ago. You need to get it together. It ain't cute at ALL. You haven't weighed this much ever without being pregnant. Get it together.

    #asieatthishoagie lol
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  • MissusD1116MissusD1116 member
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    20pearls16 said:
    Dear Self!

    You have gained 13 lbs since you got married 11 months ago. You need to get it together. It ain't cute at ALL. You haven't weighed this much ever without being pregnant. Get it together.

    #asieatthishoagie lol

    DEAD @the hogie!!!!!! LOL!
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