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CLoGreenEyes · July 2013

Dear care plans,

You suck major lollipops.

No love,

A nursing student who ain't got time for that

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Dear BF,

I love you, but that conversation last night really bugged me. Probably it's because I'm already stressed to the max and I'm PMSing, but...we'll be revisiting that one when I feel a little more sane.

Also, thank you a million times for putting in the AC unit for my room! It no longer feels like Africa in here!

Love,

Your GF

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Dear self,

14 MORE DAYS TO FREEDOM! (For three weeks, then you get to do it all over again, but let's not worry about that right now...)

Keep up the good work,

Amapola

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Dear BFF,

I love you, but I feel like some of your advice of late is contributing to my BSC. I wish BF and I were getting engaged sooner than what we agreed on, but I don't think he and I need to talk about it yet like you keep saying we should. If he wants to change our plans when we get there, that's a different story, but for now, I think what we've decided is pretty solid and fair. Talking about it this much is just making me sad and cranky, and that's the last thing I want to be feeling right now.

Love,

Girl who would really rather just talk about YOUR wedding drama, please

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ETA: Dear Coke Zero,

I freaking fucking love you. You're the only thing getting me through...everything right now.

Very truly and sincerely yours,

Caffeine addict

[Deleted User] · July 2013

dear PMDD,

you suck. you are debilitating. I thought I had got rid of you, but slowly you've crept back into my life and then slapped me so hard I don't know which way is up. this is supposed to be one of two good weeks out of the month. please just leave. please. are you going to take over 3 out of 4 weeks each month now? that's hardly fair.

go away. I just want to be normal.
Coco

Peaseblossom55 · July 2013

Dear FI,

I'm so glad we got out to see a movie last night! Yay we finally got to see World War Z! It was nice to have a last minute date night, sans house or wedding talk! I love you so much.

Me

Dear week and next week,

Please go by quickly and work please try not to be too stressful for me. Being alone here at work is a bit miserable.

Thanks,

Stressed Employee

Dear self,

Stop being so lazy and find the time to start working out again, there aren't too many excuses....

Lazy self

Blue & White · July 2013

Dear shrink,

You have so much work to do. A colonoscopy is not an easy this for a needle-phobe to deal with

-terrified

Dear colon,

You suck. I never knew you were five feet long though. That's disturbing in so many ways.

-body

Dear vacation,

We're gonna make you work somehow. Please don't fail us.

-just want to get out of town before school starts again

Dear nap,

I'm really looking forward to hanging out with you after lunch. See you then!

- I was up too early

Dear sister,

What kind of wedding things am I supposed to be planning? Cause anxiety does not produce good weddings lol. I'm fine. Let me get better and then we will have all the fun sister bonding time we need.

-big sis

[Deleted User] · July 2013

Dear wedding planning,

Sometimes you're stressful and I wish you were over but other times I enjoy you but currently you're annoying!

Sincerely,

Girl planning the wedding

Dear FI,

Thank you for always being a shoulder for me to cry on. Life has been stressful lately and I couldn't go through it without you. Love you.

Love,

Your FI

Dear work,

Please let some of my candidates get offers.

Love,

Your recruiter

Blue & White · July 2013

@southernpeach89 your first letter is hilarious. And so true at times. Hugs!

Peaseblossom55 · July 2013

@southernpeach89 I haven't gotten to point of annoying with any of the planning stuff, mostly stressful and overwhelming.

Swazzle · July 2013

Dear H,

Thank you for making my birthday so great and for taking such good care of me lately. I love you and can't wait to get home to snuggle tonight.

**********

Dear Ladybits,

Kindly calm the fuck down. I know this IUD is new for you but I am not enjoying the cramps, period, and sleepless nights.

**********

Dear @BriSox81,

Thank you for dealing with my whining and all of my questions lately. You're the best sisser ever!

**********

Dear @laurenb09 and @Csousa1,

Thank you for making me laugh multiple times on a daily basis. I miss your faces so much.

[Deleted User] · July 2013

@Peaseblossom55 @Blue- I love being able to start to really envision my wedding the closer it gets but the annoying part is really all the freaking emails back and forth with the vendors. I feel like the questions never end lol and my to-do list is getting longer each week. Just 4 more months and then FI and I will be able to just chill on the couch on the weekends instead of planning anything!

Peaseblossom55 · July 2013

between the house and the wedding planning there is always a list of things to do. I can't wait for it to calm down a bit.

CASK85 · July 2013

Dear @CocoBellaF,

*Hugs*

Love,

C

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Dear Week,

Please be Saturday so I can get on that plane and go home!! There are so many fun things going on next week I can hardly contain myself!

Sincerely,

A very excited bridesmaid/daughter/class president and generally country girl who has been stuck in the city too long

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Dear work,

Do yourself, I can't be bothered.

From,

Too distracted

KeptInStitches · July 2013

Dear t'storms forecast for tomorrow,

No. No storms. kthxbai.

Stitches

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Dear reactor system,

I've prayed the reactor prayer and made the requisite sacrifices several times. Why can't you just work?

No love,

Never getting out of here

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Dear temp controller on the oven,

See above, but substitute the appropriate prayers.

Also no love.

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Dear hands,

Okay, so maybe I've been going overboard on the knitting. That's no reason for you to hurt this bad!

Love,

Probably getting carpal tunnel

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Dear TK,

Advice, please! BF and I just finished "The Tudors" on Netflix (instant streaming). What's the best show you've seen on instant streaming?

Love,

Stitches

GoldenPenguin · July 2013

Dear @swazzle,

I will always be here to answer questions about your ladybits. Nothing is off limits between sissers!

Love you!

Bri

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Dear @laurenb09 & @csousa1,

I second @swazzle's post. You two are ridiculous, in the best way possible.

You rusty hoes, you.

Love,

ME

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Dear @livleighton,

I'm sending you all my job getting vibes!! Come visit me soon. That's a demand, not a question. Got it?

LOVE YOUUUU,

Spicebush

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Dear Violet,

Thanks for responding and being a much better puppers over the last couple of days. We may sound like giant idiots walking around the complex, but if it makes you behave, it's totally worth it.

YOU'RE A GOOODDD GIIRRRLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Love,

Mom

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Dear BF,

I love you. That's all.

Love,
GF

buddysmom80 · July 2013

Dear Work,

Thanks for giving me an "open PTO option" for next year. I appreciate being able to take time off and not have to hear the bullshit that goes with it. Of course, getting there was half the battle, but the plan we developed is going to work perfectly. Also thanks for giving me all the OT, I need to start saving money for my half bathroom/bathroom renovations.

Love,

I can't believe I worked here for six years.....

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Dear BF,

Thank you for being an awesome guy, I love you so much and our relationship is getting stronger every day. Can't wait for this weekend; we have nothing planned but yet ingredients for @swazzle's guac just magically showed up in my fridge. Also thank you for being supportive on this body makeover and your promise to quit smoking cigarettes was a HUGE surprise for me. I'll try not to be a bitch as I'm weaning myself off the carbs and alcohol.

I love you so so hard,

Your GF

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Dear Europe,

Get ready for my ass. I'm going to eat and drink my way through your continent. Please don't get mad when my mom gets drunk and loud. I promise I'll be good. England, can't wait to spend time with you again, you're my favorite country.

Love,

What did I get myself into?

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Dear Max,

The first German Shephard that didn't bark at me when I first entered their fur mom's home but instead dropped a huge rawhide on my foot, today is your journey to the Rainbow Bridge. I'm crying so hard but M made a choice to end your suffering. You'll be able to run around with Penny again. It's a sad day, but you'll no longer be in pain. All my fur babies are getting extra love today.

Love,

BF's GF (aka the weekend roommate)

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Dear Quigley,

I'm glad you're getting this training thing, maybe we can do this without coughing up money for a trainer. If not, at least it's money well spent.

Love,

Your fur mom

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Dear NEYers,

Thanks for keeping me sane lately. You ladies are awesome, I love you all.

Love,

Buddysmom

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Dear J & J,

Please stop sending me contact info for your vendors that you used at your weddings. I love you both, you've been my friends the longest and have stuck with me thick and thin, but just pump your brakes until you know, I get the actual ring lol. I love you both, you are true friends who don't use me and I appreciate that.

Love,

me

[Deleted User] · July 2013

@buddysmom80 - so sorry about Max.

hugs to all his family!

IrishDreamer · July 2013

Dear ladybits,

Fuck off. Seriously. This all month not cooperating stuff is getting old. I'm giving this med one more month, then we are going to try a higher dosage. Hopefully that will work.

No love,
Chick that's tired of spotting and shit

Dear shadow,

Wtf. Since when do you have to pee in the middle of the night? Two weeks in a row is getting waaaay old.

Love, tired mommy

Dear school,

Please accept me and process everything so I can go back to school

Love,
Chick that really wants to finish her fucking degree

Dear body,

We are going to start running today. I know we haven't done that since like middle school, but I'm tired or being out of shape, and this is something I can convince R to do with me. Please don't hate me too much.

Love
Out of shape

Jessica41381 · July 2013

Peaseblossom55 said:

Dear FI,
I'm so glad we got out to see a movie last night! Yay we finally got to see World War Z! It was nice to have a last minute date night, sans house or wedding talk! I love you so much.
Me
Dear week and next week,
Please go by quickly and work please try not to be too stressful for me. Being alone here at work is a bit miserable.
Thanks,
Stressed Employee
Dear self,
Stop being so lazy and find the time to start working out again, there aren't too many excuses....
Lazy self

@Peaseblossom55, did you like World War Z?

Peaseblossom55 · July 2013

@jessica41381

yes I did. FI & I also read the book, completely different from the movie so it's hard to compare the two. As a stand alone movie it was good and exciting. When you compare it to the book, they took the concept in a completely different direction. It would have been interesting to see how it turned out if they followed the book more closely.

labro · July 2013

Dear @buddysmom80,

Sorry about Max. It still isn't easy to let a dog go even when you know they'll no longer be in pain.

Dear NEY,

I feel like I haven't been on here in forever even though it's really only been a week. My boss's father passed away Monday night and work has just been busy anyway. Hoepfully things calm down a little soon. Missed you all!

Love, Me

Dear BF,

I love you so much and I appreciate everything you do! You're making me feel like a lazy bum with all the yard work you've been doing during the day. Hopefully some of the weeding I did last night helps. It's super hard cleaning inside with the puppy around. I'm seriously crossing my fingers and praying that the engineering spot you interviewed for is offered to you today. I might be biased but I honestly think you're the best guy they've got!

Love your GF

Dear Furbaby,

Please get potty trained soon! You're doing so well but we have a long road ahead until I can trust you to run around the house unsupervised. Also, I don't like cleaning up pee spots.

Love Mommy

Jessica41381 · July 2013

@Peaseblossom55, I haven't read the book but I did enjoy the movie even though I'm not a huge Brad Pitt fan. It seemed like they left it open for a possible part two.

I can't wait to see The Conjuring!! I love me some scary movies lol

Peaseblossom55 · July 2013

@jessica41381

I thought they ended it pretty well, for what part of the story they chose to focus on. I guess they could make a sequel but I doubt. I want to see The Conjuring too, but due to time and how busy we are it will probably just end up the netflix queue in about 6 months. I love scary movies like that though.

Jessica41381 · July 2013

@Peaseblossom55, we are running out of time since the wedding is quickly approaching but my fiancé knows how bad I want to see it so were going to make a date out of it before we are too busy with the last week before the wedding!

KeptInStitches · July 2013

Addition:

Dear reactor system,

Spilling 3 gallons of water across the floor? Not cool. Thanks for the mopping today.

No love,

Off to find a wet floor sign

motoLyn · July 2013

Dear Hubs,

Seriously you are my enabler..... and I love you dearly for it. There hasn't been a moment that I was afraid to ask for anything from you. THANK YOU for funding my trip and letting me go and do my thang while you're home with the puppers.

Love,
Booked and ready to kick ass

Dear Brutus aka slobber monster,

You're are growing up way too fast and becoming such a BIG little man. I can't resist melting when I see you big old slobbery face, which is probably why the shoe string of slobber coming out of your mouth doesn't bother me cause I love you too much. You're my boy Brutus! You are so well behaved that the trainer said you could advance to intermediate obedience class and skip the beginners class. SO PROUD! and saves me $$$.

Love,
Person who showers you with treats

Dear my NEY peeps,

I do want to thank you and tell you that I look forward to logging on and chatting with you ladies, cause I would be slumped over my desk and sad if I couldn't. Thank you for listening to me ramble about things, ask your opinions and have you tell me to go home when I'm sick. I still have a list of ladies I need to meet face to face. So it will happen, maybe this year or next.

Love,
West Coast lurker

Jessica41381 · July 2013

Dear caterer,
I absolutely love you for everything you've done.
love, your client

Dear mom,
Please make sure you have the prenuptial wedding affidavit signed by Saturday.
Your loving daughter

Dear pot smoking loud ass neighbors,
Quit running your *%#!? mouths at 2am and if your going to continue to smoke weed, drink, and physically assault each other around your 4 children I hope you get a wake up call before they get taken away.
Your beyond annoyed neighbor

Dear tits and ass,
please allow me to fit
Love, your wedding dress

leia1979 · July 2013

Dear house sellers,

Please accept our offer. House hunting isn't fun anymore.

Sincerely,
Person who offered $27k over asking

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Dear NEY,

Thank you for listening to all this house crap. Big thanks to @buddysmom80, @motolyn, and @lennonkdc for sharing their home-buying experiences and knowledge with me.

Your very grateful friend,
Leia

KeptInStitches · July 2013

Dear @leia1979,

Hope the offer goes through!

Stitches

Peaseblossom55 · July 2013

@leia1979 I hope you get this home too!!! Sending out lots of vibes!!

a13049 · July 2013

Dear mom, I'm NYE so stop asking me about our plans! When I am engaged, I promise to include you. Btw I totally almost got you to admit I'm your favorite child, just give in. Sincerely, Your first born ------------------------ Dear bf, Thank you for spending the day with our beautiful daughter so I could go to the pool and relax after a horrible sleepless night. I love you! Sincerely Your Gf ---------------------- Dear Daphne, I'm sorry puppy, I know your scared and don't understand why I left you at the vet tonight. I promise it's for your own good. Love, Mommy Wtf does it take out the line spacings!?

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