B/c my co-irkers decided to have a lovely racist conversation right in front of my office.
I don't think I can get away with Jay-Z. I'm considered Eve next. I could probably even do Eminem, I have no doubt they probably don't know any rap music at all.
Quote: "I dated a black guy once. When we broke up, my house was broken into".
Let me fix that for you: "I dated a douche. When we broke up, I think douche broke into my house. How stupid was I to date a burglar douche?"
Someone missed the lesson on cause and effect.
I hate them. I'm miffed at myself for not saying anything this time, but it was so fast and my mouth was still hanging open.