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things i judged this weekend

hmonkeyhmonkey member
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dh and i went to the mall and wal-mart this weekend.

-- what is it about a bluetooth that makes a dude instantly look like a douche? 

-- whenever i see a woman older than 50 with bottle blonde hair, i instantly know i am going to be sad when i see the rest of her outfit. and i was! it was a cream duster with a faux furry collar, black scoop tank that showed much overly tanned sadness, black pants and leopard stiletto boots.
she kept standing in the doorway, and i asked her to move because it was getting cold. dh asked me if i was going to yell at her, and i told him that i wasn't because so sad.

-- are there any scarecrows that aren't country clutter?

-- people really need to learn how to edit their halloween decor.

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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    Ha.  That lady sounds like Wal-Mart goodness.  A duster?  Who wears dusters anymore? 

    We went to Wal-Mart this weekend too.  I didn't notice people because I was preoccupied with the fact that the entire store had a faint, just-smoked-cigarette odor.

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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    hmonkey said:

    -- are there any scarecrows that aren't country clutter?


    ::much noisy throat clearing::

    The term you are looking for is "Kuntry Klutter".  
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  • Rebl90Rebl90 member
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    hmonkey said:
    dh and i went to the mall and wal-mart this weekend.

    -- what is it about a bluetooth that makes a dude instantly look like a douche? 

    -- whenever i see a woman older than 50 with bottle blonde hair, i instantly know i am going to be sad when i see the rest of her outfit. and i was! it was a cream duster with a faux furry collar, black scoop tank that showed much overly tanned sadness, black pants and leopard stiletto boots.
    she kept standing in the doorway, and i asked her to move because it was getting cold. dh asked me if i was going to yell at her, and i told him that i wasn't because so sad.

    -- are there any scarecrows that aren't country clutter?

    -- people really need to learn how to edit their halloween decor.

    I almost fell out of my chair at your description of the overly tanned sadness, I also got the worst mental picture!
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  • Chipmunk415Chipmunk415 member
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    After the overly tanned sadness, I gotta share this...

    About 15 years ago my folks were invited by a friend to a swanky New Years Eve party in Miami, FL, at a very exclusive country club (think vacation homes of big name celebs, NYSE wall street types, etc, are all located here).

    Mom is very nicely and tastefully dressed in a brand new white beaded top, black chiffon skirt and heels (not bad for getting the invite 2 days prior to the party). Dad's in a simple black suit.

    In waltzes this woman in a full length mink coat. She looks GORGEOUS, dolled up hair and make up, doesn't look like she's past her mid thirties. Then off came the coat...

    Mermaid strapless dress. Ok, she had the figure for it. What she did not take into consideration when making her selection was the extreme level of wrinkles in her arms, lower neck, and chest. We're talking sag worthy, turkey gobbling withered skin flapping around as she pranced around the room. Turns out, this woman was in her late 70s.

     

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