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Babies are really sh!ttly designed.

They are like the Ford Pintos of people. Mr. Chubbs has two teeth on the bottom and I think is getting his two top ones. He was up several times last night crying because his mouth hurts. This has been going on for a couple of weeks now. I know this sounds selfish, but I am tired.

Now, I love this kid to death but I think babies would be a lot easier if they were like those washclothes you put in water. Birth them out tiny, then drop them in water and watch them expand or something.

Re: Babies are really sh!ttly designed.

  • That would be ideal.

    All I can say is, wait until the molars start coming in.  I curse them every day of my life.

    Do you drug him at night? 
  • Yes, but the second it wears off...he's in pain again.
  • Hell, in A&P classes, we discussed at long length how pregnancy/childbirth = proof of evolution, rather than intelligent design...stupidest design ever, ESPECIALLY for animals that are bipedal and walk upright.
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