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The one where shit flies back and forth

Dear Prudence,
A few months ago I moved into a small apartment building in a lovely neighborhood. I noticed that someone was leaving bags of dog poop right outside of the front gate of the entrance to our building. My boyfriend and I decided to write a message in chalk on the brick wall outside of the building: "Please! Pick up your pet's poop.” When it didn’t stop, I wrote a follow-up in chalk. The day after that I found this note taped to the wall in response: "What you’re doing is against the law. We will be putting cameras up and pressing harassment charges if it doesn't stop. P.S. You're a coward!" A bag of poop was thrown over our gate into the front entrance. I’m sure this person doesn’t know I wrote the note, but I’m now concerned about having charges pressed. I’m also concerned about getting this to stop. What do I do?

—Doo Doo Problem

Re: The one where shit flies back and forth

  • What?

    She decided writing a note on the wall was better than going to her building's office to make a complaint?

    And the taped note was directed at her?  Huh?

  • I don't know why what she was doing was against the law? Yea let's get some cameras and let them see who the poopy person is.
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  • I don't know why what she was doing was against the law? Yea let's get some cameras and let them see who the poopy person is.
    Oh, FFS, this is all going to quote, but what the hell. 
    Yea instead of "Yeah" is one of my most favorite typos, because it makes everything sound biblical. "Yea, let us go forth unto the gates of the apartment, and there shall we have cameras, for to see who among us is the poop perpetrator!" 
    So thanks for the giggle. :D 
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  • Anyone else feel like the taped note was intended for the people leaving the poop?
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  • That's what I gathered too mysticl. Maybe the note writer is another person irritated by the poop perpetrator and was emboldened by the thought that there might be others who were also upset? 
  • @mrs.conn23: I think you need to stop writing on the wall and start setting that shit on fire. 
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