It's Tuesday

Re: It's Tuesday

• LeciaB member

  

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  Dear Self.

  You just had your first fitting and you already had to pay thoses people for the alterations.. please let go of the thought of that wendy's chicken pretzel burger....you can have it the day after the wedding..

  SIGNED... wish i could eat what I want and not gain an ounce

  Dear my teddy bear,

  I love you and I  know you want a dog .. im tired of looking at pups (I thought you were done anyways).. lets get one and be done.. but just know you better help take care of the "family" dog too...

  signed, your future wife

  Dear Photographer,

  I really feel some kind of way when I see you on instagram.. flossing and flodging on south beach with louis vuitton bags and BRAND NEW  tom ford shades.. when I am giving you ALL MY HARD EARNED COINS...yes I know you are providing a service BUT.. dont be flossing when I sent you an email and you have YET TO RESPOND...ABOUT HOW TO GIVE YOU SOME MORE MONEY THAT I DONT HAVE

  signed, a broke bride

  
  

  
  

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• pearls687 member

  

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  Dear Hubby's Ex-Sister-In-Law,

  Did you really come to the house Saturday to visit your niece and nephew without consulting with an ADULT?  Seriously?  Them kids do not run no-not-nothing over here and this is not your sister's house.  Furthermore, I do NOT like you because you always throwin shade.  Sooooo, from now on, next time a kid invites you to our house, I'ma need you to confirm those arrangements with me or Big Daddy, mkay?  Thanks.

  Signed,

  I'dhatetogetignantonya  AKA  Iain'tafighterbutdon'tpushme

  

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• cidefi member

  

  October 2013

  These are too funny...
  
  Dear 2 Brains:
  
  I need you to become 1 thinking mind. We got over a year of planning to do and although your normal back and forth doesn't bother me, its starting to. I can not battle with the 2 Brains...get it together.
  
  Sincerely,
  My Head Hurts

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• marsm4 member

  

  October 2013

  Dear Passive-Aggresive A-Holes,

   

  It's really NOT passive to not return phone calls or text messages.  It's aggressiving telling me you're a coward a-hole.  Man/Woman up and speak on what you intend to do.  This is not a game show, guessing games are not fun when there's not prize involved.

   

  Love, The Bride Who Speaks Her Mind Always!

  

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• 20pearls16 member

  

  October 2013

  Dear 15 year old child of mine,

  
  

  You do not turn 16 until June. If you tell me one more time you want a Sweet Sixteen party with a candy theme, hence the sweet 16, with a whole court to march you in like this is May Day I will scream!!! It is October. I put my wedding together in 5 months, we have time. Plus I need to see some grades before I agree to a damn thing. Helllllloooooo!

  
  

  Sincerely,

  
  

  This is not MTV! 

  

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• tirathemrs member

  

  October 2013

  I know it isnt Tuesday but i wasnt at work yesterday... soooooo

  
  

  Dear Lady I Work With

  
  

  I like you i mean i really do you have sooo much wisdom but err just because you are having personal issues at home doesnt mean you get to act funny with me and on another note im not going through hot flashes you are so why do i have to suffer with the darn ac at 72/71 at work... HELLO IM FREEZING HERE..

  
  

  SIGNED

  
  

  IM COLD AND YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES

  
  

  Dear Future Hubby aka My Baby Daddy (LOL)

  
  

  We need counseling and we need it now! This aint gone work, im tired and frustrated with the arguing and fussing and ummm you keep it up aint gone be no wedding! That's all...

  
  

  SIGNED

  
  

  Your (MAYBE) Soon To Be Wife

  
  

  Dear Mother

  
  

  I Love You but im tired of you getting involved with tom foolery that the mr and i go through.. You are my mother and i hate to argue with you but id preciate if you just leave it alone and back off!!

  
  

  SIGNED

  
  

  Your Daughter (ALWAYS)

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

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• cidefi member

  

  October 2013

  Dear Invitations,
  
  U r going to make me have my kids draw u. I need a company that has all the pieces that I need done without costing me $2000 or more. I ain't wasting that kinda money on some colored paper and envelopes. This has been my biggest hurdle so far. I'm gettin' ready to sing that CeeLo and dance around with my special finger, hand my kids some printer paper, an 8 pack of crayons, and call it a day!!

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• [Deleted User] member

  

  October 2013

  
  

  20pearls16 said:

  Dear 15 year old child of mine,

  
  

  You do not turn 16 until June. If you tell me one more time you want a Sweet Sixteen party with a candy theme, hence the sweet 16, with a whole court to march you in like this is May Day I will scream!!! It is October. I put my wedding together in 5 months, we have time. Plus I need to see some grades before I agree to a damn thing. Helllllloooooo!

  
  

  Sincerely,

  
  

  This is not MTV! 

  LMAO!!!! ay B? she tried it huh? 
  
  mine doesn't turn 16 for 2.5 more years, had the nerve to start her sentence with so mom, we'll rent an elephant........
  
  {{cancels cable package}}
  

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• marsm4 member

  

  October 2013

  Dear Common Sense,

   

  Please find your way to these people who think that not sending the RSVP back becuase they are afraid my feelings will be hurt becuase they can't attend.  Ummmm no, it gives me an opportunity to invite others in your spot!! Thank you..

  Signed, The Bride who's parents aren't attendng so good luck hurting these feelings!

  

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• marsm4 member

  

  October 2013

  P.S.  I really do know how to spell "because"...

  

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• LeciaB member

  

  October 2013

  Listen you are sooo lucky I wish i had people that dont want to attend.. obviously this the event of the month. that no one wants to miss but needs too

  
  

  
  

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• marsm4 member

  

  October 2013

  @LeciaB, how many guests are you expecting?

  

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• LeciaB member

  

  October 2013

  @marsm4.. im thinking like 170 but who knows

  
  

  
  

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• marsm4 member

  

  October 2013

  @LeciaB - Good luck!  I'm only having 90-100.

  

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• 20pearls16 member

  

  October 2013

  Exactly B! This one is talking about a helicopter. How bout get a damn job!

  

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• MissusD1116 member

  

  October 2013

  20pearls16 said:

  Exactly B! This one is talking about a helicopter. How bout get a damn job!

  
  Get em' B!!!!! LOL!!!

  Simply Fabulous!

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• MissusD1116 member

  

  October 2013

  Dear Wedding Guests,

  Imma need yall to read the RSVP card, ok?  It says, "accept" or "decline".  Please check either one of these boxes before you send me back your card!  How in Sam Hell West am I to know if you are coming or not!! Ugh!!!  Also, don't be writing in extra dayum names!  The card specifically says how many seats are reserved for you, boo boo!  If the card says "1 seat has been reserved" don't write in extra names!  If yall wanna share the same plate and seat....that's on yall!

  Signed,

  #Ain'tnobodygottimeFADAT! #readingisfundamental!

  Simply Fabulous!

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• MissusD1116 member

  

  October 2013

  Dang ol' guests got my pressha up all over again!!! UGGHHHH!!!

  Simply Fabulous!

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