I walked in the door from our honeymoon an hour ago and just, suddenly realized that Monday is DH's birthday. What the hell am I supposed to do for a man to whom I just gave the most awesome gift in the world (ie, the gift of marrying me)? But seriously. I'm spent, y'all. I can. not. conceive, plan, and orchestrate another freaking thing, no matter how simple. What the hell do I do for him? Steak and a BJ might even be a reach this year.