Mr. Kuus is such a surprise blocker. Remember when I was planning the surprise party for his 30th and he ruined it about seven different ways? He does this ALL THE TIME. Every time around a gift-giving holiday (since I can't shop for him too far in advance or else he'll buy whatever it is I already got him for himself) he gets weirdly clingy and wants to come with me for all shopping trips, and even if I say that I'm stopping at work or picking up milk at the grocery store, his ass is there tagging along and blocking all gift shopping.
So fine, it's 2013, I can shop online. This year he informed me that he got an Amazon Prime membership, so I should just use his account for all ordering, and he promised not to look at the account history. Cool, great, free quick shipping. Today I do, and I ordered him no fewer than fifteen gifts only for the damn fool to e-mail me and tell me that I should probably use my own account, since SURPRISE! he has his phone set to send him a detailed notification of every single purchase made on that account.
Fucking fun blocker. I should keep all his gifts.
