NWR. SWISS CHEESE PERVERT.

chibiyui · January 2014

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/11/norristowns-swiss-cheese-pervert/

GUYS.
This guy messaged me back when I was in college. Swear to God. Asked if I'd wrap swiss cheese around his dick. Offered to pay me. Messaged every other girl I knew on OkCupid too.

AddieCake · January 2014

Nice!

pumpkinsandturkeys · January 2014

Ew! I was JUST eating a piece of Swiss cheese, too....

climbingsingle · January 2014

Holy shit!

banana468 · January 2014

Ew! I think his approach is um, full of holes.

OliveOilsMom · January 2014

I read this on philly.com this morning. Gross! My H told me I had to read it, he could tell by my face when I got to the part about the girl who was also contacted by him on OK Cupid "explaining" his fetish!

KPBM89 · January 2014

What. The. Fuck.

NavyBlue143 · January 2014

I had a guy on okcupid offer to pay me if I would let him do things to my feet. Three times over the course of months he asked me! Ew.

Senecaf · January 2014

Uhhh WTF. *Shudders*

KytchynWitche · January 2014

Ew! That makes me really glad we don't get swiss cheese here.

Semi-related, I once had a guy (on OKCupid) offer to fly me cross-country AND pay me, so he could do things to me while I either was asleep or pretended to sleep. I had my eyes closed in one of my pictures so apparently that meant I was into somno...

Cookie Pusher · January 2014

Oh Philly, keeping it klassy!

pumpkinsandturkeys · January 2014

urbaneca said:

Ew! That makes me really glad we don't get swiss cheese here.

Semi-related, I once had a guy (on OKCupid) offer to fly me cross-country AND pay me, so he could do things to me while I either was asleep or pretended to sleep. I had my eyes closed in one of my pictures so apparently that meant I was into somno...

Umm, rapist wannabe? Creeeeeepy.

cruffino · January 2014

urbaneca said:

Ew! That makes me really glad we don't get swiss cheese here.

Semi-related, I once had a guy (on OKCupid) offer to fly me cross-country AND pay me, so he could do things to me while I either was asleep or pretended to sleep. I had my eyes closed in one of my pictures so apparently that meant I was into somno...

ummm, "somno" is a sex thing. yikes. i am constantly amazed when i hear about fetishes. i just don't get it.