Knot confession.

NOLABridesmaid · January 2014

I kinda miss the days when people overshared on here. It did make for interesting convos.

baconsmom · January 2014

My life is terribly boring, or I'd find something to confess.

Sorry.

PMeg819 · January 2014

I bet you just sit around getting high and overdosing on the marijuana @baconsmom.

baconsmom · January 2014

It's true. They won't tell you this on the news, but Colorado is just a wasteland of Cheeto dust, seeds, and stems right now.

KatWAG · January 2014

My pants are currently being held closed by a hair tie. Hope no one at work notices.

6fsn · January 2014

I can't disagree with you.

I can barely care about the current woes. It seemed so important in the moment, but it's really not. 8 year from now your relationship with your MIL will not hinge on what color dress she wore.

6fsn · January 2014

Here's a kid overshare.

Max ate a tampon today.

NOLABridesmaid · January 2014

6, are you serious.?Please share how this all went down.

6fsn · January 2014

A little serious. The kid eats everything. Last week he gnawed through the plastic wrapper on a hunk of cheese while still in the store. This week at the store he ate hunk out of a cardboard box, then took hunks out of the butternut squash, the list goes on.

Today I was going to the bathroom and he wandered in, got into the spare stash in the bottom drawer and walked off. When I came out there were pieces or wrapper, cardboard, and tampon on the floor. It was just a normal potty break.

I did not take pictures because I did not want photographic evidence of the tampon. This is the box though.

GBCK · January 2014

I'm overwhelmed as fuck by life right now.
And work.

6fsn · January 2014

6fsn · January 2014

NOLABridesmaid · January 2014

Girl, you know what this means in a few years, right?

mrsconn23 · January 2014

My lame confession: I was very close to having a full-on beebee meltdown that DH can't take Friday off. I wanted to have a day off together to celebrate our bdays and being together 10 years.

We're ditching the kids with my parents and getting a hotel on Saturday night. We have his work party and are probably going out after that.

I was still ridiculously put-off that he can't get Friday off. He can't take the day off because he's started working on the biggest project of his career so far.

I get it, but still am mopey about it.

thejucheidea · January 2014

My legitimately firstest of first world problems is that I'm making patients' schedules today and am getting upset that patients who come every 28 days will be here when I'm already back from vacation. Sigh.

alikatt17 · January 2014

I just had my first sex dream induced orgasm ever the other night. I never had one pg, which was really sad.

Wzz · January 2014

i'll go.

i have a pimple on my butt. kid walked into the bathroom when i was getting dressed, and yelled, literally yelled, "daddy! look! mommy has a booboo on his butt!" (yes he gets his posessive pronouns wrong). and he poked it. i finally got him out of the bathroom and he walked into the livingroom talking about the booboo. thanks, kid.

Oface4eva · January 2014

Hmmm. Here's mine, whenever AF is in town, I don't tell H because it really doesn't matter (thank you Mirena), but we still have the sechs and I always am worried he'll be all "NO YOU MURDERED MY PENIS" the next day about it. And each month, I keep on keeping on.

NOLABridesmaid · January 2014

Good job, ladies.

thejucheidea · January 2014

Yeah, my husband doesn't give a single damn about menstrual blood. I think he's hung around too many women in his life. He speaks as frankly about periods as my dad does, and my dad has a degree in biochemistry and intended to be an OB/GYN and therefore did massive papers about the menstrual cycle.

Husband also calls my DivaCup 'the blood funnel'.

VarunaTT · January 2014

i don't think I even have anything to overshare at this point. We're pretty old and boring and now that he's back at work, things have started to improve, so *shrug*.

I can overshare about being president and dealing with group drama dynamics, but I don't think it's that interesting really.

KatWAG · January 2014

I have a huge zit on my cheek. I just tried to pop it (at work) and now I have a red hole in my face. Damn pregnancy hormones.

mcgarci2 · January 2014

How far is too far with an overshare?

I might as well put this out there. I had waaay to much coffee last Friday, which got things moving if you know what I mean. I went to the bathroom so many times that it hurt to walk (from the excessive number two wiping I suppose). Oh my.

mrscaty · January 2014

I'll add to the oversharing. You know the magician trick where you pull a hanky out of a hat but then it's actually like 10 hankies all tied together? Yea, that's basically what happened when I tried to remove a tampon last week. It essentially unraveled inside of me and just kept coming. It was awful (and hilarious).

I did email customer service and they replied that they were sending me a postage paid package so I could send back all the remaining tampons from the package for them to quality test. Also, they are going to reimburse me for what I bought. Customer service for the win!

thejucheidea · January 2014

charli123 said:

I'll add to the oversharing. You know the magician trick where you pull a hanky out of a hat but then it's actually like 10 hankies all tied together? Yea, that's basically what happened when I tried to remove a tampon last week. It essentially unraveled inside of me and just kept coming. It was awful (and hilarious).

I did email customer service and they replied that they were sending me a postage paid package so I could send back all the remaining tampons from the package for them to quality test. Also, they are going to reimburse me for what I bought. Customer service for the win!

*screams* godddddddd I'm so glad I don't use tampons anymore.

Chipmunk415 · January 2014

I had to go off my BP after 2 months of no cycle, despite all blood tests showing I wasn't preggers- friggin meds caused me to have no cycle for 3.5 months. FI and I went and got condoms for the first time in a while. First "private time" where we kicked the cats out of the bedroom, and the flipping condom stayed in me after FI and I finished, as in partially hanging out of me stuck in there.

dharmabunny · January 2014

Ahh, blood funnels and majik twat-hankies. What a way to start the morning

Oface4eva · January 2014

Bah. Twat hankies...awesome.

Also, H grew up with 3 sisters and a mother who overshares, so I'm thinking maybe the oversharing caused him to be so weird about menstrual blood. Not like there's really enough to worry---I suppose I will take that opposed to magic: the vagina.

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