Amazon reviews

hikebikebemerry · February 2014

@HaileyDancingBear mentioned an Amazon review in another thread. And it made me think of this: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1391295665&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+slicer

If you need a good laugh, read the reviews. The first one gets me every time.

HaileyDancingbear · February 2014

Ha I love this. When a bunch of sarcastic people get together it can be magical.

The BIC for her pen reviews are also fun to read:

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1391295853&sr=8-1&keywords=bic+pen+for+her

JCbride2015 · February 2014

Hahaha. The reviews for this are also pretty great:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B00G69KCO8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

lyndausvi · February 2014

OMG. too funny.

cruffino · February 2014

Love these!

HaileyDancingbear · February 2014

JCBride2014 said:

Hahaha. The reviews for this are also pretty great:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B00G69KCO8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

I want that shirt now

FiancB · February 2014

The wolf shirt is definitely the best. Right before I met FI I went out with a guy wearing a similar one and I laughed because I thought he was wearing it ironically. He wasn't.

My new favorite is for the $40k giant 4k TV: http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1391315257&sr=8-16&keywords=4k+tv

Beware the 5 lb bag of sugar free gummy bears: http://slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/

pumpkinsandturkeys · February 2014

@FiancB -- that's the third time I've seen that gummy bear one! Some of those HAVE to be troll comments.

HaileyDancingbear · February 2014

@pumpkinsandturkeys I think two of those times were me, one recently in the can't you hold it in thread and also the "at my wedding" thread- I'm not trolling, I just figured it would be relevant/funny on those threads. Or did you mean the reviews themselves must be trolling?

FiancB · February 2014

I think she meant some of the gummy bear stories have to made up... but that's the case with most of these reviews. Unless wolf shirts really do have magical powers to get the wearer laid.

Cookie Pusher · February 2014

George Takei often posts funny reviews on Amazon then links them on Facebook. I try not to spend all day reading them, but they are usually hilarious!

amakayeb · February 2014

Thanks! I had seen a few of these a while ago, and tried telling my fiance about their awesomeness, but just couldn't convey it adequately. Reading these to each other made for a great Saturday night Skype date.

Senecaf · February 2014

They are hilarious. Fi and I laid in bed last week cracking up at the TV ones

pumpkinsandturkeys · February 2014

HaileyDancingbear said:

@pumpkinsandturkeys I think two of those times were me, one recently in the can't you hold it in thread and also the "at my wedding" thread- I'm not trolling, I just figured it would be relevant/funny on those threads. Or did you mean the reviews themselves must be trolling?

Actually, I think I saw it twice on FB!

And no, I didn't mean you -- I definitely meant the reviewers haha. One of them is waaaayyy too descriptive about his bathroom experience.

SmileDamnit · February 2014

FiancB said:

The wolf shirt is definitely the best. Right before I met FI I went out with a guy wearing a similar one and I laughed because I thought he was wearing it ironically. He wasn't.

This is my Dad. Poor guy has an unhealthy love of the wolf. On the plus side, it makes it easy to buy him presents. The catch is that we then have to worry about him wearing said presents in public and risk being the source of laughter for many. Ugh.

HaileyDancingbear · February 2014

pumpkinsandturkeys said:

HaileyDancingbear said:

@pumpkinsandturkeys I think two of those times were me, one recently in the can't you hold it in thread and also the "at my wedding" thread- I'm not trolling, I just figured it would be relevant/funny on those threads. Or did you mean the reviews themselves must be trolling?

Actually, I think I saw it twice on FB!

And no, I didn't mean you -- I definitely meant the reviewers haha. One of them is waaaayyy too descriptive about his bathroom experience.

Ok, just checking- I've seen trolls on other sites who tend to kinda just post links everywhere and I wanted to make sure I wasn't being annoying or anything

chkmeowt · February 2014

One of my friends writes funny amazon reviews and amazon sent her a message that they were going to include some of her reviews in a book they are compiling.

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