Already today I have had 2 spontaneous elopements and 3 V-Day proposals... Plus one announcement I have no idea how to classify pop up on my FB feed. A cousin's wife (who waffles constantly between being a lesbian and being happily married with 2 kids) has announced that she is I guess psuedo-engaged to new guy even though she is currently married and not even legally separated.
I'm so ready for the influx of upcoming PPDs and "but its MY day" people to be over. Way too much craziness!