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IrishDreamer · March 2014

Dear mom,

Please help me get back on track with getting up in the morning... I need someone to holler at me and get my butt up. I've been having a rough time this week.

Love,
Daughter

Dear Starbucks stranger,

Thank you for paying it forward and buying my coffee this morning. The kind gesture was desperately needed this morning.

Love,
Overslept all week.

Dear self,

Get your shit together. You were doing well and then let one bad week kick your butt. You're better than that. Get with it.

Love,
Determined

Dear cold sore,

You've been obnoxious for going on two weeks. I understand you were gi-fucking-normus, but go the hell away. I have some things I would like to be doing that you are preventing.

No love,
Girl who wants her face back

Dear BFF,

Why must you be in dc when I'm going to be in st Pete???

Love,
Girl that needs best friend and nephew time

Dear ex-rental company,

I disputed your bullshit charges, now get me my damn paperwork showing your bullshit charges and explanation so I can further dispute.

No love,
Girl that's managed properties and you can't fuck with easily.

KeptInStitches · March 2014

Dear BFF,

It hurts that we're still not talking. Would you please consider taking my olive branch?

Love,

BFF

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Dear giant zit on my temple,

I am taking you as a personal manifestation of all my stress. Go. Away.

No love,

The known universe

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Dear BF,

Soon I will call you dear FI and then DH!! I can hardly wait!

Love,

GF

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Dear mom,

Thanks for being relatively cool with BF and I house-hunting. Don't worry, we're going to see a lawyer to make sure everything's squared away if we're not married when we find the place.

Love,

Your daughter

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Dear research,

Do yourself.

No love,

Sick of grad school

[Deleted User] · March 2014

dear tiramisu and cake that appeared in the break area,

PLEASE GO AWAY.

no love,
trying-not-to-eat-processed-food-or-sugar

buddysmom80 · March 2014

Dear FI,

Thanks for helping out around the house. Even though we only see each other in passing this week and next week, I noticed that you cleaned, did the dishes AND laundry. You're awesome, I really appreciate it!!!!

Dinner's on me this weekend!

Love,

Your future W

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Dear NEY,

Thanks for keeping me sane

xoxoxo,

Buddy

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Dear MOH,

Your H is an ass. Seriously? He needs a PAPER MAP because he doesn't like to scroll a map on a computer???????? This is why we cancelled Saturday night CAH. We really don't like him.

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Dear Fur Babies,

I LOVED when you both curled up in my lap this morning, but I was so sad to leave you. I promise we'll cuddle when I get home tonight! We have to catch up on The Following

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Dear Breaking Bad,

I feel like I have so many questions and feels! What am I going to watch NOW?????

[Deleted User] · March 2014

thanks, @TwoDimes!!

IrishDreamer · March 2014

@buddysmom, OMG the Following!!!!!! I pink puffy heart love that show

[Deleted User] · March 2014

Dear cramps,

Ugh last night you sucked! I went to bed an hour early and then you kept on waking me up! Go away!

No love,

Body

Dear sensitive stomach,

Seriously...it sucks not knowing when I'm about to eat something the damage you're about to inflict upon my intestines. I can't figure out what I ate last night but my stomach is now torn up.

No love again,

Body

Dear H,

I love seeing how excited you are about the progress you are making with your weight loss. It makes ma so happy as well. I know it's hard to turn away foods you love but you're doing a great job!

Love,

Your Wife

Dear lunch,

I'm not excited about eating you at all...

Love,

Not a huge fan of tuna salad

Ollie08 · March 2014

Dear Allergies,

Eff off. Seriously, go away. I am SO over you and the misery you cause. Please leave me alone so I can function.

No love,

I can't breathe and I feel like ass

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Dear BF,

I love you to the moon and back! Between "the talk" Monday night, and last night's ring discussion, I'm SO excited that we're on the same page. I would marry you right.this.second. with a cracker jack ring if you wanted to!

Thank you for all you do,

Ollie

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Dear @IrishDreamer,

I'm really glad you're having a better week this week. Keep working on the whole self-love thing. You're doing amazing things and you can't forget about all the GOOD that's happening to you. Don't let the bad dull your shine.

Much love,

Ollie

PS - You've been in the state HOW LONG now? And we still haven't had a G2G? Unacceptable.

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Dear DD #1,

I am so ridiculously proud of you and your soccer skills. You have improved leaps and bounds since last season. As sad as you were when your last coach left, this new coach has helped you so much, and you're having more fun to boot! I love watching your confidence soar. Keep it up!!

Love,

Your ridiculously proud momma!

minskat30 · March 2014

Dear Self Control,

Where are you? You have so much crap to do and then you don't do it. And you are trying to lose weight then you go out and drink cocktails (yes, it was your friend's birthday but really? you didn't need that much).

-Mad at self

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Dear H,

Thank you for picking up the monster/dog tonight on your own, in the snow while I go drink cocktails with another friend.

-Lucky W

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Dear Life,

Thank you, thank you, thank you for opening up some doors lately.

-Finally catching her breath (and a break)

labro · March 2014

Dear DJ,

Please call me so I can give you monies and we can discuss the contract. I don't get what's so hard about calling me during the time you say you're going to call.

Love (ish), Your employer/bride who wants a kickass party

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Dear puppy dog,

You're so adorable. I'm so sorry I forgot to move your bed back in to our bedroom from the office last night. I wish I could snuggle your face all day long. Also get ready, because I'm feeling the itch to teach you some new tricks like jumping through a hoop!

Love, your mommy who loves you lots

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Dear Spring,

Please get here already! This whole...one day 70 degrees...next day 30 degrees is so not cool. Plus also I have engagement photos in a week and a half and I don't want everything to look dead and gray in our photos. Maybe that's bridezillaish of me but I really don't care. I just want it to be warm and I want to see all the growing things!

No love from the person in Georgia who expects spring in February. This shiz about freezing temperatures in March is not ok!

minskat30 · March 2014

Have to add one...

Dear Home,

I've loved you for 6 years now but now that you are finally listed for sale today please, please, please sell quickly and for asking price.

-Fingers crossed

cu97tiger · March 2014

TwoDimes said:

Dear Winter,

STOP.

No love,
SummerGirl

THIS.

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Dear employee,

Quit. Please. Or not. At this point, I'm perfectly happy to fire you.

Love,

BossLady

KeptInStitches · March 2014

Dear @TwoDimes,

Within the next month. We're pretty much just waiting for the paycheck from his side job to drop in (he wants to have a ring when he proposes).

IrishDreamer · March 2014

Dear @ollie08,

I knooooooow!!! Totally unacceptable. We need to make our budgets get with the program.

Thank you!!! I'm trying to get it together.

Love,
Irish

kaitlynmichelle · March 2014

Dear wedding dress,

I love youuuu. I wish I could wear you around the house but I don't want to destroy you.

Love, need to work out this summer to rock you.

Dear house,

Clean yourself. This 6 days a week of working to oay for the wedding is exhausting and I can't keep up.

No love, tired and lazy.

Peaseblossom55 · March 2014

Dear spring,

Please get here soon and in full force

Love,

Someone who needs warmer weather

Dear FI,

I love the kitchen work you are doing, yay new kitchen. You are amazing.

Love,

Me

Dear invitiations,

You came out beautiful I'm so excited to send them out. Not looking forward to the amount of work I have ahead of me to put them together. This is why I don't like DIY.

Sincerely,

Excited Bride

loves2shop4shoes · March 2014

Dear Job I Interviewed for This Morning,

I'm not sure how I felt about you, but I'd love a shot at a round two interview so I can make up my mind.

Potential Love,

Applicant

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Dear DH,

I love you. You're nice to me. I'll keep you around.

All the love, always,

Wifey

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Dear Brother,

I really don't want to sit on the phone with you while you talk about your impending move to Europe. I don't want you to go. I don't agree with you running back there because of a lousy job review. And I selfishly want you to be around to meet your niece/nephew in person when the time comes. Life is short. Why do you insist on spending so much of yours on a separate continent from your family?

Love,

Sister

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Dear Coworker,

I'm so sorry your BF broke up with you. Honestly, you're better off. When I met him, my douchecanoe radar was going off like CRAZY. You deserve better than him, and can get way better. You're blonde, gorgeous, a size 2, and your thighs don't touch…by a long shot.

You will get through this, and will come out on the other end with a guy worth your time.

Love,

Coworker

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Dear Self,

You should probably try to plan something for your birthday on Saturday. You should get on that.

Love,

Birthday Schmirthday

GoldenPenguin · March 2014

Dear BF,

Listen to @TwoDimes & get on it, dammit!! Even my yoga patience pants are getting tight!

ALLLL the loves!

Me

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Dear Violet,

I love you, but seriously, you need to STOP being such a bed hog and KICKING me to get more space. We got a king size bed for US, not YOU, you ridiculous creature. And sighing dramatically isn't going to make me give you anymore room either.

Love,

Mom

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Dear @swazzle, @buddysmom80, & @csousa,

I can't wait to see your faces and squeeze you till you fart!!

Love you bitches,

Your favorite BriSox

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Dear Best Friend,

I'm really glad you're doing all the work of being BSC for me. Takes the pressure off

I love that you're as - if not more - excited as I am. I love you!!

Best Friend

labro · March 2014

Dear NEY,

More engagements please!!! Hint hint @BriSox81 and @KeptInStitches....we need more ring porn!

xoxo

lm

GoldenPenguin · March 2014

Don't hint at ME, @lmhollister!! Hint at Mr. BF!! I'm FULLY on board for ring porn!!

KeptInStitches · March 2014

Hint at the company BF worked for, @lmhollister! That check is all that stands in the way right now ...

Blue & White · March 2014

Hints to @brisox81's BF and @keptinstitches's BF's company!!! But really guys no pressure we love you with or without rings

Dear outlets,

Thanks for letting me spend my money today. I'm sure you enjoyed it too

-yay new clothes

Dear FI,

You were flopping around like a fish last night. Go to sleep!

-I share this bed with you

Dear sub jobs,

I'm not willing to sub for prek, especially special ed prek. Please call me for more appropriate jobs

-scared of diapers

KeptInStitches · March 2014

A little irritation I have to get off my chest:

Dear BF's car's brakes,

Please be relatively cheap and easy to fix. This is the second time in 3 months you're in for work. I'm annoyed.

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Dear rental company,

Please process my rent check. I hate knowing I have an outstanding check and seeing no evidence of it clearing. I know I paid rent this month, too ... did you lose it? Did it fall into another dimension? Get on this!

Cordially,

Stitches

minskat30 · March 2014

Happy early birthday @Loves2Shop4Shoes!!!

CLoGreenEyes · March 2014

@KeptInStitches and @BriSox81, I am squeeeeeing with anticipation! So glad your fellas will be hooking you up with some engagement ponies soon! And also, you know, that lifelong love and commitment thing is pretty sweet.

@loves2shop4shoes, happy early birthday!

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Dear hips,

FYI, the calories from the French fries I'm munching on right now don't count. Neither do the ones from the donuts earlier today. In fact, all the calories from the entire last day of clinical traditionally just DON'T COUNT. OK?

Love,

Woman who needs to fit into this already excruciatingly tight bridesmaid dress next month

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Dear BFF from high school,

I think it's just the awesomest that 1) we're still friends, 2) we can get together to have all the drinks and judge all the idiots, and 3) you're that friend I can go to the gym with and know that later we will go out to eat and get dessert. We ARE gonna go hiking one day, I promise. When the weather gets its shit together. Until then, what we're doing works just fine for me.

Love you mucho grande,

CLo

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Dear perfect Peds nursing job,

So, I'll start looking for you in May. Please be prompt in appearing on all of the hospital websites I have bookmarked on my computer. I am READY TO RUMBLE.

Love,

Pediatric RN hopeful

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Dear Netflix

Pleasepleaseplease can I be the first one to get Catching Fire when it comes out this week, I haven't seen it yet and I reeeeeaaaaaaaally want to, prettyprettypleasewithaCHERRYONTOP?!?!?!?!?!

Love,

HG fan

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Dear clinical instructor,

You cracked me UP when you chased after the cute med student to look at his ring finger for me. And I really appreciate the job search tips and list of places to start looking. You have been the best and I will miss you lots!

Love,

A student you really made a difference for

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Dear clinical group,

You girls are RAD. I had so much fun carpooling with you at ass o'clock every Wednesday morning, having girl-talk between meds, and just pushing each other to get through this class.

Love,

A fellow student who is actually NOT terrified that you are all going to get licenses to drug people someday, unlike some past clinical groups...

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Dear self,

Just get through August. Then you'll have things to talk about other than nursing school. I promise.

Sincerely,

You

suzie211 · March 2014

Dear work,

Can you slow down? I mean, this girl needs time to play on TK.

Regards,

Loving my paycheck, disliking my social life

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Dear sanity,

Please stick around the next couple months. Living with my brother and H may lead to my breaking point if you take a hiatus.

Sincerely,

Not enough wine

phira · March 2014

Dear body,

Cut this shit out. For reals. Time to get into gear.

Dear J's wrist,

I'm really not sure if I'd rather you be broken or not. You seem broken. And I'm always looking for more reasons to hate the hospital we went to. But broken = bad, soooo I shouldn't be hoping for that. Either way, here's hoping for an accurate and helpful diagnosis tomorrow when J goes to see a better doctor.

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