Side Eyes

GoldenPenguin · April 2014

I have a couple of things I'm side-eyeing today. What about you?

I kind of touched on this yesterday, but I'm still side-eyeing the students on campus who think that just because the sun has been out for a day & a half that it's okay to wear booty shorts, tank tops, and flip flops. PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON.

I side-eye "Baby on Board" bumper stickers. OH, I thought you were driving like an asshole just because, but now I see that it's because you're an uber-concerned parent. GOT IT.

Dignity100 · April 2014

I'm just in a crabby mood today - just 'cause!

lmcooper86 · April 2014

I (and a few others) gave a lot of side eye to the fully grown man on the subway playing a loud video game without headphones. I do not need to hear every ping and zap and "LEVEL UP!". Buy some damn headphones.

Edit for spelling fail

phira · April 2014

I'm making a poster for a session next week that I tooootally forgot about until the last minute. All of the posters for our lab are just covered in text; everything looks crowded and ugly, and NO ONE READS THIS MUCH TEXT. So I did mine without lots of text. My PI wants me to redo it, with lots of added text. I know he's been a PI forever, but uh ... lots of text makes for a terrible poster. It's okay if someone won't necessarily get your project from just your poster. It's like making a powerpoint--it's a visual aid, not a paper.

buddysmom80 · April 2014

I side-eye that my neighbor left the house with Ugg boots, a mini skirt and a North Face fleece. The official spring uniform of New England....cue side-eye emoji.

I side-eye my MOH who confessed to me that she has painted a guest bedroom in "gender-neutral colors" for a nursery and is buying diapers.

I side-eye my mom who I have hardly talked to since we got back from Europe. I MISS HER AND I NEED MY PICTURES PLEASE!

I side-eye myself that I should've started working out a lot earlier than like this week for our e-photo shoot.

[Deleted User] · April 2014

I side-eye my cubicle neighbor for basically screaming every time she gets on the phone and speaks loud enough for the entire floor to hear her!

I'm also very upset that her contract was extended until the end of year, I was hoping she would be gone in June and I would get some peace and quiet.

I side-eye my other cubicle neighbor for talking to me too much when I'm trying to work. I feel bad because she is very nice but I don't want to talk.

I side-eye my calluses on my hands for not going away fast enough from pull ups last week and have since gotten worse from pull ups yesterday.

Swazzle · April 2014

I'm side-eyeing the random GoFundMe page I stumbled upon where the people are asking for donations for their vacation. No, I will not contribute to your $8000 goal so you can travel the fucking world. GTFOH. (For the record, they've raised almost $6700.)

csousa1 · April 2014

Swazzle said:

I'm side-eyeing the random GoFundMe page I stumbled upon where the people are asking for donations for their vacation. No, I will not contribute to your $8000 goal so you can travel the fucking world. GTFOH. (For the record, they've raised almost $6700.)

I pretty much side-eye anyone asking for donations toward anything that most people just work hard for and pay off on their own. Like, education, vacation, etc. Basically if it's not toward a "good cause" type of thing, I think you are a total mooch.

Peaseblossom55 · April 2014

I saw someone last week on my FB with a go-fund me page.. not sure what it was for but whatever it was tacky......

I saw another one from a few weeks ago from an actor friend needing help to get to a movie premeire for a movie he had done somewhere in South America.... I felt like contributing a penny just to be snarky but I resisted

Sakalicious · April 2014

csousa1 said:

Swazzle said:

I'm side-eyeing the random GoFundMe page I stumbled upon where the people are asking for donations for their vacation. No, I will not contribute to your $8000 goal so you can travel the fucking world. GTFOH. (For the record, they've raised almost $6700.)

I pretty much side-eye anyone asking for donations toward anything that most people just work hard for and pay off on their own. Like, education, vacation, etc. Basically if it's not toward a "good cause" type of thing, I think you are a total mooch.

Sooo...you're not going to help me pay off my student loans?

labro · April 2014

I'm side-eyeing myself today. Our prints from our e-photo shoot arrived today...and I need 7 5x7 frames and 4 4x6 frames. We're going to have a wall full of our faces and that seems very very very AWish. But I also kind of don't care...because our pics are gorg.

I side-eyed a coworker yesterday who was telling everyone about finding her bridal gown which is totally cool, I love talking about dresses. And then she stated she ordered a size smaller than her measurements. This seems like a really bad idea. I ordered mine at the size I am...although I'm hoping to not be that size come October, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

[Deleted User] · April 2014

I side-eye myself for being completely incompetent when it comes to selling my skills at work.

Hummingbird125 · April 2014

I'm side-eyeing the fact that when I emailed Comcast customer support regarding our business account, I got a reply that included "Have a Blessed day!" I will have a good day, or a nice day, but I will not be having a blessed day.

[Deleted User] · April 2014

oh! I side-eye a coworker for wearing practically a mini skirt. she is super tall, and so normal short-ish skirts are minis on her. COVER UP, LADY.

[Deleted User] · April 2014

Hummingbird125 said:

I'm side-eyeing the fact that when I emailed Comcast customer support regarding our business account, I got a reply that included "Have a Blessed day!" I will have a good day, or a nice day, but I will not be having a blessed day.

oh, yes you will be having a blessed day! I just blessed it for you!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01719/papal460_1719139c.jpg

Sakalicious · April 2014

I side-eye myself for not addressing the initial question.

I side-eye my co-worker for bringing her child to work, complaining that he is extremely overweight, and then feeding him ALL THE THINGS.

Pepperally · April 2014

I'm currently side-eying the a-hole who just burnt their microwave popcorn in the kitchen area near my cubicle. A-hole!!!

ETA: Also side-eyeing some people on TK who seem to have never heard of googling things first...as in - you come here, ask a question on how to find something, and are basically making the others do the work for you. It's called Google, that's your answer!!!!

Pepperally · April 2014

Hummingbird125 said:

I'm side-eyeing the fact that when I emailed Comcast customer support regarding our business account, I got a reply that included "Have a Blessed day!" I will have a good day, or a nice day, but I will not be having a blessed day.

I hate that!!! I had a lot of people with that as their outgoing voicemail messages when I used to call drug & alcohol and mental health treatment providers for my old job.

ShallowSeas · April 2014

I side-eye people with the stick-figure families on their back car window. I will never be 'that' mom.

I side-eye all the little high school girls that wear booty shorts the second it gets above 60 degrees outside.

I side-eye my colleagues who send out mass emails and can't use correct grammar. How did you graduate college?

I totally side-eyed FI the other night when he thought putting an insert in our wedding invitations letting people know where we were registered at was a good idea.

Moiramab · April 2014

Always side-eye people in my company who send emails using ALL THE COLORS! You're a professional. Please.

Side-eyeing myself because my shoes are obviously not matching my outfit T_T

ShallowSeas · April 2014

I also side-eye anyone or any company who uses Comic Sans.

GoldenPenguin · April 2014

severmilli12 said:

I also side-eye anyone or any company who uses Comic Sans.

OMG SO MUCH OF THIS.

I cannot, I mean CANNOT take you seriously if you are a professional who uses fucking Comic Sans as an email font.

Same with bad grammar/spelling. HOW? WHY!?

Blackbird230 · April 2014

I side-eyed a woman who tried to walk up to an active police guarded gas leak scene smoking a cigarette.

Moiramab · April 2014

@kait natural selection.

bride2b71614 · April 2014

@GoldinPenguin this is the only acceptable stick figure family in my eyes:

BreMR · April 2014

I'm side eying a save the date posted on Facebook... not directed to a certain group... just apparently to everyone on the Facebook page of the b&g.

Blackbird230 · April 2014

I'm also side-eyeing an engagement party with Facebook invites where the bride to be created the event.

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