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So much wrong

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edited May 2014 in Chit Chat
So I was texting a friend of mine, and he was telling me how we was going to his best friends wedding next week. He tells me that he is the "Godfather" of the wedding, and he's not sure what that means as his friend has not told him yet. I asked if he meant "Best man?" No, he said he was the Godfather at the wedding, and he thinks it's because his friend feels bad since he chose someone else to be best man. So rather than make him a normal groomsman, he made him a "Godfather." I was telling him how fucking ridiculous that was when he dropped another bomb.

He tells me that each plate will cost $250, so he needs to pay at LEAST $500 (for him and his wife) to break even, as a gift. Of course, best friend told him how much this wedding is costing. Apparently because he is so stressed out about it (more on that later). I tell him how he is not required to "break even" at a wedding, etc, and he says "Yea, especially on top of Dominican Republic and the bachelor party last week." Ummm, he told me a month ago he was going to DR for this bachelor party, so this guy had not one, but TWO B parties. And according to my friend, no one  asked if this was okay, or what anyone's budget was. 

I then say " I hope they're not already married. They didn't already go to City Hall, did they?" Well, guess what. They are already MARRIED and are having a $250  head PPD that they're guilting their friends into (the stress I mentioned above? They can't afford this "wedding"). Are you fucking kidding me?

Right now I am trying to convince my friend that no, he is not required to give $500. My friend recently made a drastic career change in October to a job that is 100% commission, and he has not closed a deal yet. He is married, with 2 young daughters and I feel bad that he has these crazy expectations he feels that he needs to fulfill! I sent him a picture of that front door rooster and told him that's the gift his friend should get from him.

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  • KGold80KGold80 member
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    That is absolutely fucking insane. I would be all kinds of pissed off if I was your friend!!
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  • Ohdearlord.  How about he is "sick" that day?
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    "I'm not a rude bitch.  I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."

  • Yea it is so ridiculous. My friend was like "I think you're angrier at this that I am." @JCbride2015‌, the selfish side of me wants him to go( and not give a ridiculous $500 gift) so he could report back on this shitshow.
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  • HERE. JUST HAVE ALL OF THE GIFS. ALL OF THEM.


    $500??!?!??!?!?!? FIVE HUNDRED WHOLE DOLLARS. I just... I don't have words!
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  • Lmao, all those gif's were my expression!
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    People like that make me scared for humanity. Like what the actual fuck??? If I were you're friend, I'd be like

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  • KPBM89KPBM89 member
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    You know how stories used to always end with "and in the end, it was all just a dream"?  This is like "and in the end, it was all just a PPD."

    I know someone who constantly brings up that her wedding is $180 per plate, "but [she] hope(s) to break even and then some!!"  Sorry bitch, we're not spending $360 on you.  Her shower gift was $56, and she's getting a check at the wedding (but obviously not a $300 one).
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  • JCbride2015JCbride2015 member
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    KPBM89 said: You know how stories used to always end with "and in the end, it was all just a dream"?  This is like "and in the end, it was all just a PPD."
    I know someone who constantly brings up that her wedding is $180 per plate, "but [she] hope(s) to break even and then some!!"  Sorry bitch, we're not spending $360 on you.  Her shower gift was $56, and she's getting a check at the wedding (but obviously not a $300 one).
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    shit.  Our wedding is less than half of what this asshole's PPD is costing, and we aren't counting on breaking even!  $500 per couple??????
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    "I'm not a rude bitch.  I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."

  • Nope. Just, nope...
  • I wonder if the "Godfather" bit comes from the Latino tradition of "padrinos" for children? Especially with the reference there to the Dominican Republic. Some families take it a long way: godparents for the baptism, major financial backer for the quincenera, and clearly a special role for the wedding. Sounds like the groom is looking for an ATM.

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  • @IrishPirate60‌, my friend mentioned a baby shower this weekend, so I thought he got baby shower- baptism- wedding confused when he said Godfather. "Padrino" aka ATM though, makes sense. My friend is just too nice. He asked if I would give that much for my best friend and I responded "hell no!" Nor do I expect her, or anyone else to give us that much money at our wedding!
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  • KGold80KGold80 member
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    $500 per couple...they must have gotten their wedding (I mean PPD) confused with a charity dinner. Or not.
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  • Even my "holy crap, this is HOW much?" dinner isn't $250 a plate. It's more like $50 a plate and there is no way I'm sharing that information with any guests, other than my in laws who are my day of contact so MIL has seen the contract. Now I want to know what exactly is being served that's $250 a plate.
  • I would be so tempted to no show to that sham of a wedding.

    I certainly wouldn't be gifting $500.  I would be gifting a card.

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  • APDSS22APDSS22 member
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    Since he's the "Godfather" does that mean anyone who wants a favor that day has to go through him?

    Since he's an honored wedding party member, I would think it's even less necessary for him to go over the top with a gift.  Tell him to tally up the travel and expenses for the 2 b-parties, any required attire and travel to the "wedding" and if that didn't hit $500, any emotional distress from this guy loading him up for a PPD.  I think only one of our 4 wedding party members got us a gift and we actually asked them budget for attire and the guys' ended up covered.  He should give what he can afford, even if that's a dollar store card that's empty.  More important that he can feed his family and I would think an actual friend would agree with me.
  • The Godfather? What the everloving hell is that even supposed to mean?
    Does he sit in the study like Marlon Brando and consider requests from underworld crime associates while the reception's going on?

    I'm in the wrong business. I need to figure out how I can shake down my friends and relatives for money, by having pretty parties in exotic locations. It seems to be the trend. 
    Oh, never mind, I have a conscience. It'll never work. 
  • Lmao @ohannabelle‌ that made me crack up so much! Now I have the Godfather theme in my head.
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