Faux-lebrity news on the radio this morning was abuzz with the rumor that Kim K's step-brother, Brody Jenner, will not be attending her and Kanye's wedding this weekend. Why would he miss such a spectacle? He's too offended that they did not invite his girlfriend of 7 months, and is abstaining in solidarity with her.
Remember this when you consider inviting one of your cherished guests without their significant other! Don't be like them!