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For Our Snowflakes

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Re: For Our Snowflakes

  • OMG THEY SHOULD LOVE ME ANYWAY!!11!!
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  • ...but, but it's the BRIDE'S DAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!
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  • But if they LOVE ME they will LOVE MY SHIT TOO!!!!!  And if they don't think my shit smells like roses, they can just decline!
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    "I'm not a rude bitch.  I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."

  • "But but but. ...I have an extreeemeky speshul and younique situation that absolutely must be the exception to all your stoopid etiquette ruulles!!! Still not agreeing with me? Well I will just whine that you are bullying me, get half of you banned, cry on my local boards, DD some posts and go to WW and WB where the cool kids understaaand my neeeeeds"
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    I'm the fuck
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  • Ashes_3Ashes_3 member
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    Boohoo.
  • BUTTTTTT I thought this was supposed to be a forum of brides supporting each other!
  • Too bad this is a humor thread - I'm this close to bingo! Just need puppies and a cake reference ;-)
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  • ShellD13ShellD13 member
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    ShellD13 said:
    Too bad this is a humor thread - I'm this close to bingo! Just need puppies and a cake reference ;-)
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    OMG - Thank you so much - I REALLY needed the laughter today!  Found out yesterday (less than a month before our wedding) that FI's ex is taking him to court for child support and wants to try to attach my income to the calculation.

    ETA: I understand there are some father's out there that don't carry their weight in childcare responsibilities - my FI is NOT one of them...
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  • "Whatever, if my nearest and dearest don't want to be treated like garbage, they don't have to come! I don't want them there anyway being all sad and neglected. My wedding is the best thing ever and they should be happy to even get an invite! All you care about is scrounging free booze, drunkards! I need to be true to myself and my local cultural difference that you guys are totally bigoted against (I'm 100% Jerklandian). I have never been to a wedding that isn't this way and I have been to every wedding in the history of the universe so quit calling out my rude behaviour, BRIDEZILLAS! I feel sorry for your husbands (because I'm so heteronormative, only straight women and gay men can be on this site, obvs)"
  • Whatever I don't need people to love me. Or even like me. Just adore me.
  • But OMG you guys, its such an HONOR for my guests to see ME get married.  It's such a great honor that they don't care that I'm demanding cash gifts, making them pay for their drinks, not giving them a place to sit and making them wait around for hours while I take amazing pictures.  Because I'm so AMAZING, they are still SO EXCITED for MY BIG DAY and they know it's all about ME.  If they don't like it, they don't have to come (but they totally will because I'm so super awesome).

    [Insert name calling here]

    Stop bullying me!
    Don't worry guys, I have the Wedding Police AND the Whambulance on speed dial!
  • I feel sorry for all your significant other's who have to live with you!

     

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  • My new response to all snowflakes:
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  • But I asked each and everyone of them and they said they loved me and it's my day...
    :kiss: ~xoxo~ :kiss:

  • Well WE don't think it's rude so we're doing it ANYWAY!!!!  _______ is just your OPINION!!
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  • But this is just how things are done in my area! Etiquette varies from region to region, you guys are such bitches. Besides I need a 12 hour gap so I can attempt to pull my head out of my ass and were having a cash bar so no one has more fun than us because it's OUR DAY DAMNIT!

    After 6 years and 2 boys, finally tying the knot on October 27th, 2013!

  • FiancBFiancB member
    1000 Comments 500 Love Its Second Anniversary Name Dropper
    Everybody knows that you can't have a great day while making sure your guests do too! I live off their suffering. Also, I'm the only person on this site that understands how expensive weddings can be *sobs*
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  • Don't any of you understand? This is my VISION! I've been dreaming of this and planning this day since I was a little girl!
    ~*~*~*~*~

  • I hope this link works. I think all the snowflakes should have to buy this Buckley story http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oKyu_tTscI8
  • I love all of you. Let me hug you!
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