Funny story...if you are 12

thetimewillcome · May 2014

Last night my SO and I went out for supper. On our way back we passed by a brand new Dick's Sporting Goods. The conversation went like this:

SO: Look, another Dick's.

Me: Yup

SO: There are so many Dick's around here.

Me: (start giggling)

SO: Do we really need any more Dick's?

Me: (laughing hard) In my heart I'm really 12 (I choked that out between laughing fits)

SO: (chuckled a little)

lyndausvi · May 2014

hehe

RebeccaFlower · May 2014

I giggle when people talk about farting, I just get so uncomfortable!

emmaaa · May 2014

Haha, I do the same thing sometimes.

In my hometown the Dick's opened up around the same time as the BJ's (wholesale store). I died laughing when I realized that they were RIGHT BESIDE each other.

thetimewillcome · May 2014

emmaaa said:

Haha, I do the same thing sometimes.

In my hometown the Dick's opened up around the same time as the BJ's (wholesale store). I died laughing when I realized that they were RIGHT BESIDE each other.

Oh my...I don't think I could have driven past them without having to pull over because I was laughing so hard.

theartistformerlyknownas · May 2014

I am 12. FI and I also giggle every time the football announcers talk about deep penetration in the back end.

theartistformerlyknownas · May 2014

emmaaa said:

Haha, I do the same thing sometimes.

In my hometown the Dick's opened up around the same time as the BJ's (wholesale store). I died laughing when I realized that they were RIGHT BESIDE each other.

"So what'd you do last weekend?" "Oh you know, the usual duties and errands. Church Sunday morning, followed by a full afternoon of BJ's and Dick's! Needed some new balls."

emmyg65 · May 2014

We are also 12. We giggle every time beer tasting notes list something like robust head or creamy mouthfeel. Also, apparently our immersion mixer has a "stainless steel shaft for deep penetration." We about died.

phira · May 2014

We had to buy dill for a recipe. The container says dill weed. Heh.

JennyColada · May 2014

Hahahaha.

I LOVE stuff like that. I blame it on having mainly guy friends when I was growing up.

beethery · May 2014

My mom drove past something she was supposed to drop me off at once. When I asked why, she said "I was too busy looking at Dick's to pay attention to where I was supposed to be going!"

Good job mom!

emmaaa · May 2014

lolo883 said:

emmaaa said:

Haha, I do the same thing sometimes.

In my hometown the Dick's opened up around the same time as the BJ's (wholesale store). I died laughing when I realized that they were RIGHT BESIDE each other.

"So what'd you do last weekend?" "Oh you know, the usual duties and errands. Church Sunday morning, followed by a full afternoon of BJ's and Dick's! Needed some new balls."

@lolo883 One day I was doing errands and I called FI to let him know I was almost done and to see if he needed anything. This was our conversation:

Me: "I'm about to leave town, do you need anything?

FI: "I need some balls (golf) from Dick's."

Me: "Oh good I can do BJ's while I'm over there!"

FI died laughing.

PrincessOfHavoc · May 2014

I'm 12. I can't watch most sporting events without giggling at something.

afox007 · May 2014

beethery said:

My mom drove past something she was supposed to drop me off at once. When I asked why, she said "I was too busy looking at Dick's to pay attention to where I was supposed to be going!"

Good job mom!

STIB

I offically love your mom!

beethery · May 2014

afox007 said:

beethery said:

My mom drove past something she was supposed to drop me off at once. When I asked why, she said "I was too busy looking at Dick's to pay attention to where I was supposed to be going!"

Good job mom!

STIB

I offically love your mom!

Fixed, and I love her too. It was very hard not saying, "Hey, happens to me all the time!"

natswild · May 2014

I must be 12 too...I laugh every time I drive by "Beaver Drilling". Also, when the first Toy Story movie came out, this little kid stopped by a life size display of Woody and said to his dad, "I want a giant woody for Christmas! I nearly choked trying not to laugh

beethery · May 2014

natswild said:

I must be 12 too...I laugh every time I drive by "Beaver Drilling". Also, when the first Toy Story movie came out, this little kid stopped by a life size display of Woody and said to his dad, "I want a giant woody for Christmas! I nearly choked trying not to laugh

You, and many others, kid!

rajahmd · May 2014

People in my area are very proud that we have the biggest Dick's in the world (at least last I heard). It's a very common joke around town.

thetimewillcome · May 2014

I love the fact that I'm not the only grown adult who finds these things funny.

MairePoppy · May 2014

I'm 12 X 4.8, but when my son told me that if the sky was clear on Wed night 'we might see Uranus,' I responded, 'I saw Uranus, for the first time 26 years ago.' Yep, we both laughed our asses off.

edit - spelling

afox007 · May 2014

After going for pizza the other day FSS asked FI to go grab my purse out of the car. When FI asked why FSS replied he had left his balls in my purse and wanted to play with them. FI and I almost died trying not to laugh.

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