I have this co-worker, R, who is socially awkward. She's super nice but, bless her heart, she's weird. Today is our boss's birthday, so this co-worker came back to my office to let us know that she brought in a red velvet cake made by her husband and went on and on about how her husband spent so much time making it and how, step-by-step, he made it and blah blah blah.
Another co-worker came back talking about how R was telling some other people that SHE made the cake, but that it was in a store-bought container and even had a store sticker and price tag on it...so I went back to look at it and sure enough, it does. So when she saw me looking at it and inspecting the container it was in, she said to me "I watched my husband make this last night! The house smelled so good! He should really be a baker!" WHY LIE ABOUT THIS?! WHY? Its clearly store bought.

I can't handle her today. End rant.
Anyone else have crazy or annoying co-workers?