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Invited to a wedding - real talk!

Came across this post on my facebook and thought it was pretty funny, but truthful. I thought you all would get a kick out of it if nothing else. 

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Re: Invited to a wedding - real talk!

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    Too funny but so true lol
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    Hilarious!
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    edited June 2014

    I bout died: 

     

    And, unless they’re in that 1% of salmon-colored pants wearing motherfuckers whose family owns the rights to the color orange

     

    Because if there’s any other reason your bitch-ass RSVPed and didn’t come, you’re going to have to fight the bride. And by “fight” I mean “get stabbed by.” It will not be a knife, either. She will be angry enough to stab you with a shoe

    (unnecessarily piggybacking:  send back the damn envelope, it already has a stamp n' all lat)

     

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    I had to edit to copy this comment from a bride. 

     

    Thoughts of the Yes RSVPs who didn't show enrage me. Someone wore an evening gown to my shit. Can't type anymore. Getting mad. Lol.

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    What’s the point of buying them an $180 plate set if they’re going to be eating cat food on it until September?



    This had me literally LOL at my desk!  
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