My grandmother generously purchased my wedding dress, which we picked out a few weeks ago. I thanked my grandmother profusely on FaceTime in the bridal salon, and again when I emailed her some of the dress info. But (at the urging of some Knotties) I also wrote her a physical TY card.
She called me today to thank me for the "lovely card." She said card-writing is a dying art, and it will take me far in life.
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."