I was at work doing the night shift thing with this other nurse I was orienting. She got to asking me about my wedding and how many people were in my wedding party. I said "I have 6 on my side and my fiance has 5 on his" and she goes "can't your fiance just ask someone else so you'll have even sides?"
Um, no, he can't just ask someone so we have even sides! These are the people we want up there with us! Why the hell do people think having even sides matters so much? I couldn't give a rats ass if our sides were even or not! These are the people we want up there with us, end of story. It didn't exactly help that this girl was looking at me like I had 12 heads when I added that my fiance is also having two best men! bwahaha!
End rant.
Re: "Can't your fiance just add someone else...?" STFU!
Keep in mind that doing that would make his taxes go up and he hates DC government.
Man doesn't care. It needs to be a square.
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She actually said to me "Here's my advice for any bride - have backup bridesmaids."