Onion: Farmer chases 5th wedding out of barn

lovesclimbing · August 2014

I thought you ladies would like this. Enjoy!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/farmer-chases-fifth-wedding-party-out-of-barn-this,36787/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:2:Default

southernbelle0915 · August 2014

LOL!!!!! How is the onion always so spot on?

"...and taking photos next to my hay bales..." Lol

cupcait927 · August 2014

I needed that laugh this morning! Hilarious!

lurkergirl · August 2014

Wanna see a picture of my venue? Haha, this was not the original plan, but it looks like we will be having our wedding at a barn. I mean it's a fancy, newly renovated, country club barn. But it's still a barn. And FI looooooooooves it. We are touring it tomorrow, so I will definitely be back with feedback Monday! It also has a lot of outdoor space, plus normal looking rooms with white walls and carpet inside.

wrigleyville · August 2014

I want to link that on Facebook SO BAD, but one of my good friends got married in a barn a couple years ago.

beethery · August 2014

Lots of people I know got married or are planning to get married in a barn. One of my friends is a wedding photographer and she's heavy into barn wedding photos.

I posted it anyway, my FB is for my own chuckles, and if ya can't hang, the unfriend button is just a click away~~~ lol

wrigleyville · August 2014

Yeah, but she's pregnant and terrifying right now.

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[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hmm no idea why that posted without anything. Trying again sorry for double posts!

So if I read this right multiple groups have trespassed? Decorated for a wedding? AND had cars there and he didn’t notice until he heard the music? Odd. I don’t mind the barn weddings though then again I am from the rural Midwest. Was put on a horse before I could walk and was the little girl who would spit shine my horses stall before I’d even think about cleaning my room.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

lurkergirl · August 2014

RachelLee83 said:

Hmm no idea why that posted without anything. Trying again sorry for double posts!
So if I read this right multiple groups have trespassed? Decorated for a wedding? AND had cars there and he didn’t notice until he heard the music? Odd. I don’t mind the barn weddings though then again I am from the rural Midwest. Was put on a horse before I could walk and was the little girl who would spit shine my horses stall before I’d even think about cleaning my room.

Satire, my friend

(Or are you being satirical too